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redsamurai
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yes, I know a dude this happened to. It's been verified, not a joke. Unbeleivable......
getting a roman soldier while bench pressing.............
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When you lay your cock across the length of someone's nose imitating the protective nose guard of the ancient Roman Soldier's helmet.
Last night I was going to give Julie a Tea Bag but instead decided to switch it up a bit and give her a Roman Soldier instead.
Urban Dictionary: roman soldier
When you lay your cock across the length of someone's nose imitating the protective nose guard of the ancient Roman Soldier's helmet.
Last night I was going to give Julie a Tea Bag but instead decided to switch it up a bit and give her a Roman Soldier instead.
Urban Dictionary: roman soldier
yes, I know a dude this happened to. It's been verified, not a joke. Unbeleivable......
Not really what I want or expect from my spotter. I'd have to hurt someone.
redsamurai
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happened to the kid in high school. One of his fellow football players. The dude was a black guy so apparently it was a pretty effective roman soldier...
And yes, I would have been out for blood. The dude it happened to said the guy was his friend and was doing it to everyone on the team......like he'd come up behind you and flop it down on your shoulder while you were sitting. While that does sound absolutely hysterical, I could maybe let the shoulder thing slide......but I just couldn't let the bench press thing go without a serious fight. Not on the face, that's just crossing the line.
happened to the kid in high school. One of his fellow football players. The dude was a black guy so apparently it was a pretty effective roman soldier...
And yes, I would have been out for blood. The dude it happened to said the guy was his friend and was doing it to everyone on the team......like he'd come up behind you and flop it down on your shoulder while you were sitting. While that does sound absolutely hysterical, I could maybe let the shoulder thing slide......but I just couldn't let the bench press thing go without a serious fight. Not on the face, that's just crossing the line.
maybe this is why my close gay friends always say im the straightest staight man theyve ever met, but in my entire life, ive never found someones dick coming near me comical or acceptable. ass in the face, thats funny. cock and balls = seriously repressed feelings of homosexuality.
redsamurai
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since he was only warming up with 135, I told him he should have brought the bar down righ on his forehead and trapped it there. See if the dude ever pulls that nonsense again. I think that was the problem, nobody ever put a check on the guy.
bigmann245
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thats not even funny
calveless wonder
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+1
Frats are all closeted gays anyway.
redsamurai
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he wasn't getting a spot from the guy, he was just warming up with 135 and the dude rolled by and dropped trou....
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