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get me laid, Fall 2007 edition

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Sub-Zero

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as EF's youngest son, i think you guys should perform an elite makeover on me. make me a lean, jacked, sexy well dressed stud muffin with a super large amount of confidence.

lets get me laid this fall so i can post up some good healother stories for you gents (and lasses)
 
dude when i visit you we'll take care of it
 
SublimeZM said:
thats dudes name.

dead-reggin-fashi-storage
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Dunno wtfawk you're talking about...but step one, don't say things like this anymore...you're now 1 step closer to getting poon
 
you need to go out more and practice game on fat ugly chicks.. they are easy to talk to b/c you don't wanna bang them. Then slowly work your way up the ladder. Talk to girls you would fuck if you were really drunk then up to girls you could see yourself fucking once... etc...
 
makeover for sub only includes one 4 inch piece of duct tape applied over your mouth.

That'll be $150, please.
 
heatherrae said:
makeover for sub only includes one 4 inch piece of duct tape applied over your mouth.

That'll be $150, please.
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did you just say im perfect in the aspect of getting girls, except for the things i say? that actually boosts my confidence alot, thanks heather, i feel the same exact way about you, :)
 
FriendlyCanadian said:
don't gimme that I try so hard shit broseph, I know you can work harder.

how many hours of cardio do you do a week?
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maybe 2? i skipped it today though :( (i went to the beach cause my friends were bitching that i never do anything)

i go 30 min AM on off days, and a mile after i lift (so like 8 minutes)

im going to keep doing this untill school starts then on my offdays i wont be able to do AM cardio anymore, so im gunna actually train cardio, and have cardio days where i either try and do tire flipping, or sprints, or both, or awsome shit, for like an hour
 
Maybe... two hours of cardio a week...

maybe!?

do it for like 4-5 hours a week hour at a time!

then you can say you're trying hard. ; )
 
any time your in SD, we can make a little trip a place i like to call TJ. if you don't get laid there, your hand is gonna get a lot of work
 
FriendlyCanadian said:
Maybe... two hours of cardio a week...

maybe!?

do it for like 4-5 hours a week hour at a time!

then you can say you're trying hard. ; )
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it will probably end up being around there when i up the cardio and move into the dorms
 
swole said:
dude when i visit you we'll take care of it
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Take care of what?


Getting them to open up to you & subz and then no sex?


Damn... count me in. Sounds like a blast!
 
Ooo

Subz, I'm in this too it will be a collaborate effort.. who gets laid first or who had the better make over etc etc
 
SublimeZM said:
as EF's youngest son, i think you guys should perform an elite makeover on me. make me a lean, jacked, sexy well dressed stud muffin with a super large amount of confidence.

lets get me laid this fall so i can post up some good healother stories for you gents (and lasses)
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I could also use an elite makeover.

We should go in on this together and report our results back here.

Faizakafez said:
Ooo

Subz, I'm in this too it will be a collaborate effort.. who gets laid first or who had the better make over etc etc
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yes, definately you should be in on this too.
 
the_clockwork said:
you need to go out more and practice game on fat ugly chicks.. they are easy to talk to b/c you don't wanna bang them. Then slowly work your way up the ladder. Talk to girls you would fuck if you were really drunk then up to girls you could see yourself fucking once... etc...
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thats what I'm doing right now. i can get fatties no problem,but im having a hard time making the leap from fatties to hotties.

samoth said:
You're trying too hard for something that really isn't that important in the scheme of things. HTH.



:cow:
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for some people pussy is very important. especially for people like sub and I who have none.

the_clockwork said:
getting lean doesn't happen overnight
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true. and i dont even think that getting lean is the way to make it happen either, is it? Don't women look at a man's game and confidence long before they look at his six pack?

Faizakafez is a good example of this (sorry no offense), cuz he is ripped but still doesn't get any ladies.

i think people skills need to come first and the body second.
 
healother said:
thats what I'm doing right now. i can get fatties no problem,but im having a hard time making the leap from fatties to hotties.



for some people pussy is very important. especially for people like sub and I who have none.
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stop trying to take the pussy home, take the GIRL home, the pussy WILL follow her.
 
FISHTALES said:
stop trying to take the pussy home, take the GIRL home, the pussy WILL follow her.
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right now im not in it for the relationship though, i just want physical experience, and i dont want to give her the wrong idea.
 
healother said:
right now im not in it for the relationship though, i just want physical experience, and i dont want to give her the wrong idea.
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thats fine, you still need to make them laugh and feel good though, regardless of intention.
 
you're too far negro. otherwise that shit would be money in the bank.

being lean/jacked has very little to do with it. all the guys who get laid alot and get the hottest girls are far from jacked.

get some new clothes, practice on mediocre chicks, and have a few drinks once in a while. don't have to get sloshed, but makes it easier
 
No, it's not being ripped that gets you laid. It's the inflated sense of self value that comes with it, which will reflect in how you act. If you become a preening douchebag after losing a few lbs then the peacock effect will maybe attract at least a few women (assuming you're both not ugly as sin)

And that is what will get you female attention.

But you'll still have the personality of a Dateline predator so no 'tang for you. (flxy not sub)
 
Tweakle said:
No, it's not being ripped that gets you laid. It's the inflated sense of self value that comes with it, which will reflect in how you act. If you become a preening douchebag after losing a few lbs then the peacock effect will maybe attract at least a few women (assuming you're both not ugly as sin)

And that is what will get you female attention.

But you'll still have the personality of a Dateline predator so no 'tang for you. (flxy not sub)
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lol owned.

okay so everyone in this thread are taking me, healother, and faiz out. to a bar. meet the geeks. ill have a few drinks with everybody to make things easier. we will all go home with a girl on our dicks
 
SublimeZM said:
lol owned.

okay so everyone in this thread are taking me, healother, and faiz out. to a bar. meet the geeks. ill have a few drinks with everybody to make things easier. we will all go home with a girl on our dicks
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Yes you will...believing that is half the battle.
 
samoth said:
You're trying too hard for something that really isn't that important in the scheme of things. HTH.



:cow:
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I have to agree with samoth here, very wise words on his part. Try focusing on learning, acquiring/honing a talent, listening to more music, buying some nice clothes, basically becoming more cultured. Then you will magically notice that once you have something to talk about besides "I WANNA GET SOME PUSSY LOL!!", women will become easier to talk to/attract.
 
FISHTALES said:
stop trying to take the pussy home, take the GIRL home, the pussy WILL follow her.
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Now thats a perspective I havent thought about. Very true. Focus on HER and not her PUSSY. seems easy enuf.
 
CrazyRussian said:
I have to agree with samoth here, very wise words on his part. Try focusing on learning, acquiring/honing a talent, listening to more music, buying some nice clothes, basically becoming more cultured. Then you will magically notice that once you have something to talk about besides "I WANNA GET SOME PUSSY LOL!!", women will become easier to talk to/attract.
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lololololololol......................I want some poon
 
CrazyRussian said:
I have to agree with samoth here, very wise words on his part. Try focusing on learning, acquiring/honing a talent, listening to more music, buying some nice clothes, basically becoming more cultured. Then you will magically notice that once you have something to talk about besides "I WANNA GET SOME PUSSY LOL!!", women will become easier to talk to/attract.
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what if i agree with samoth in the aspect that pussy isnt worth this?
 
SublimeZM said:
lol no way
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w/e dude I'm just trying to help. but now i can definately see why you can't get girls. let me give you a different diagnosis, maybe this one will be more to your liking: youre an uninstersting scarcastic prick.
 
CrazyRussian said:
w/e dude I'm just trying to help. but now i can definately see why you can't get girls. let me give you a different diagnosis, maybe this one will be more to your liking: youre an uninstersting scarcastic prick.
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Ouch...!
 
CrazyRussian said:
w/e dude I'm just trying to help. but now i can definately see why you can't get girls. let me give you a different diagnosis, maybe this one will be more to your liking: youre an uninstersting scarcastic prick.
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lol thanks bro
 
calveless wonder said:
you're too far negro. otherwise that shit would be money in the bank.

being lean/jacked has very little to do with it. all the guys who get laid alot and get the hottest girls are far from jacked.

get some new clothes, practice on mediocre chicks, and have a few drinks once in a while. don't have to get sloshed, but makes it easier
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exactly. i used to be pretty ripped but it didnt do me a damn bit of good because i didnt approach woman, i was still too shy. sometimes when i did approach women i came off as awkward as messed up my chances. its all about showing desire but doing it without trying too hard.

CrazyRussian said:
I have to agree with samoth here, very wise words on his part. Try focusing on learning, acquiring/honing a talent, listening to more music, buying some nice clothes, basically becoming more cultured. Then you will magically notice that once you have something to talk about besides "I WANNA GET SOME PUSSY LOL!!", women will become easier to talk to/attract.
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im not looking for conversation though im just looking for someone to makeout with, lol. so much easier than trying to make a woman want you for a relationship, and all the hassle that comes with relationships.
 
SublimeZM said:
what if i agree with samoth in the aspect that pussy isnt worth this?
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haha, ive been wondering the same thing.

nab12 said:
Now thats a perspective I havent thought about. Very true. Focus on HER and not her PUSSY. seems easy enuf.
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doesnt that really communicate the wrong idea though? I mean if you are only interested in her pussy, then acting like you are interested in her seems like you are trying to deceive her.

CrazyRussian said:
w/e dude I'm just trying to help. but now i can definately see why you can't get girls. let me give you a different diagnosis, maybe this one will be more to your liking: youre an uninstersting scarcastic prick.
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i know you are trying to help but who are you to say what sublime wants and what will make him most happy? maybe all he wants is sex?
 
healother said:
haha, ive been wondering the same thing.



doesnt that really communicate the wrong idea though? I mean if you are only interested in her pussy, then acting like you are interested in her seems like you are trying to deceive her.



i know you are trying to help but who are you to say what sublime wants and what will make him most happy? maybe all he wants is sex?
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ALTER!!!
 
dude who cares, don't focus on the pussy it just fucks you up

all my friends who have fucked more than 30 women have no meaningful relationships, hell some of my boys are in the 80's at least
 
swole said:
dude who cares, don't focus on the pussy it just fucks you up

all my friends who have fucked more than 30 women have no meaningful relationships, hell some of my boys are in the 80's at least
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I agree with swole's attitude...I found the less I tried & the less I cared, the more pussy I got anyway. It seriously skyrocketed. Most guys have no game, but the best way to go is know you're above "the game". Just play a girl like you don't need her & she's no one special...(you really don't, & 99% of the time she's really not). When a hottie constantly has guys falling all over her none of them stand out...the one or two guys who don't go out of their way get their attention. (& their puss) Just my 2 cents...
 
swole said:
dude who cares, don't focus on the pussy it just fucks you up

all my friends who have fucked more than 30 women have no meaningful relationships, hell some of my boys are in the 80's at least
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how does pussy fuck you up?

and do these friends of yours even care to have meaningful relationships right now?

Cal_21 said:
I agree with swole's attitude...I found the less I tried & the less I cared, the more pussy I got anyway. It seriously skyrocketed. Most guys have no game, but the best way to go is know you're above "the game". Just play a girl like you don't need her & she's no one special...(you really don't, & 99% of the time she's really not). When a hottie constantly has guys falling all over her none of them stand out...the one or two guys who don't go out of their way get their attention. (& their puss) Just my 2 cents...
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Thats not true for everyone unfortunately. some men are naturally shy and really don't come accross women in their life and normal activities. for these guys they at least have to go out of their way a little to meet women. all throughout highschool i 'didnt give a shit' and wasnt pursuing any women, and guess what, no women talked to me either! In college I changed that a little and then women started talking to me a little! fancy that!

im still not having the kind of success i really want, but im having better success than when i was sitting on my ass and doing nothing.
 
healother said:
thats what I'm doing right now. i can get fatties no problem,but im having a hard time making the leap from fatties to hotties.



for some people pussy is very important. especially for people like sub and I who have none.



true. and i dont even think that getting lean is the way to make it happen either, is it? Don't women look at a man's game and confidence long before they look at his six pack?

Faizakafez is a good example of this (sorry no offense), cuz he is ripped but still doesn't get any ladies.

i think people skills need to come first and the body second.
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you need a new brain..

or to stop acting like a wierdo creepo stalker..

if you get laid by some half decent looking broad before subz does something is wrong with this world..
 
1. subz, what do you want? thread title indicates that you want one thing, maybe, but is it? i'll guess that you'd prefer to find someone that you like, that feels good, that you can spend time with, and then be physical with because you're interested in her. simply finding someone for a fuck isn't exactly what you want, is it?

2. will getting lean make you feel better about yourself? think you'll have an easier time interacting with people, projecting confidence, etc. once your stomach is completely flat? how bad do you want that? are you willing to kick up the cutting a notch or two? you know well enough that you'd have to sacrifice some muscle for that, and some strength most likely.

3. don't lump healother in with subz. healother is a fucking retarded mess which has little but entertaining and infuriating nonsense to spread. just utter crap, whether it's intentional or not.
 
jackangel said:
1. subz, what do you want? thread title indicates that you want one thing, maybe, but is it? i'll guess that you'd prefer to find someone that you like, that feels good, that you can spend time with, and then be physical with because you're interested in her. simply finding someone for a fuck isn't exactly what you want, is it?

2. will getting lean make you feel better about yourself? think you'll have an easier time interacting with people, projecting confidence, etc. once your stomach is completely flat? how bad do you want that? are you willing to kick up the cutting a notch or two? you know well enough that you'd have to sacrifice some muscle for that, and some strength most likely.

3. don't lump healother in with subz. healother is a fucking retarded mess which has little but entertaining and infuriating nonsense to spread. just utter crap, whether it's intentional or not.
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hah, truer words have never been spoken on this board.. well put JA.
 
jackangel said:
1. subz, what do you want? thread title indicates that you want one thing, maybe, but is it? i'll guess that you'd prefer to find someone that you like, that feels good, that you can spend time with, and then be physical with because you're interested in her. simply finding someone for a fuck isn't exactly what you want, is it?

2. will getting lean make you feel better about yourself? think you'll have an easier time interacting with people, projecting confidence, etc. once your stomach is completely flat? how bad do you want that? are you willing to kick up the cutting a notch or two? you know well enough that you'd have to sacrifice some muscle for that, and some strength most likely.

3. don't lump healother in with subz. healother is a fucking retarded mess which has little but entertaining and infuriating nonsense to spread. just utter crap, whether it's intentional or not.
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not counting the fact that getting super lean makes dating almost impossible since you cant drink/ eat out.

Confidence has nothing to do with how you look. A flat stomach will not solve your people problems. IT all comes from the inside. People who take care of themselves generally have good confidence becuase they respect and like themselves, the other way around does not work. Just leaves you frustrated.

I'll just throw this in here too:

I knew a guy who smoked pot alot and he was a decent looking guy but still to THIS DAY has no girl. He is a nice guy too. Maybe try smoking less and see what happens? I cant explain it except for the fact that his social scene was a bunch of dudes who sat around and smoked pot all the time, with the occasional date that never really amounted to anything. I did not read this whole thread, so I dont know ur social scene
 
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