gay reorientation therapy

[*ebony*]

decided to go to a church yesterday. guess it was gay bashing sunday. so blah blah blah blah...all gays end up burning in hell if they don'y change their ways and follow the right path. This was followed by the announcement of the new therapy session designed for healing homosexuals offered by the chruch. for just a small fee, you can be straight and go to heaven!

 

[mrplunkey]

Pick3 has already purchased asbestos underwear.

P.S. In before pick3!

 

[bakemeacookie]

decided to go to a church yesterday. guess it was gay bashing sunday. so blah blah blah blah...all gays end up burning in hell if they don'y change their ways and follow the right path. This was followed by the announcement of the new therapy session designed for healing homosexuals offered by the chruch. for just a small fee, you can be straight and go to heaven!

so does that include pedophile gay priests?

YOu should ask them that.

c

 

[EarthRider]

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

I am sure it does, they would probably even welcome you in

 

[zwhit]

This is my problem with religion

 

[Sub-Zero]

someone do an insider report on how to heal teh gay and we can write an e-book about it and sell it on EF!

like so many posters have done before him, pick3 can finally open his own brand of sups! for the low price of $29.99 per bottle, 'Pickstr8', our newest supplement, cures homosexuality at the source (the goonads), using proven natural ingredients! This isn't your mommy's protein pill!

 

[-SD-]

ololollo

 

[mrplunkey]

someone do an insider report on how to heal teh gay and we can write an e-book about it and sell it on EF!

like so many posters have done before him, pick3 can finally open his own brand of sups! for the low price of $29.99 per bottle, 'Pickstr8', our newest supplement, cures homosexuality at the source (the goonads), using proven natural ingredients! This isn't your mommy's protein pill!

^^^ This

I lol'ed

 

[-SD-]

gainess cured irregardless of drug use

 

[mrplunkey]

gainess cured irregardless of drug use

I blew my mind once when he made a post regarding the various tastes and textures of semen. It was one of the more disturbing things I've ever read on EF.

 

[cindylou]

decided to go to a church yesterday. guess it was gay bashing sunday. so blah blah blah blah...all gays end up burning in hell if they don'y change their ways and follow the right path. This was followed by the announcement of the new therapy session designed for healing homosexuals offered by the chruch. for just a small fee, you can be straight and go to heaven!

That sucks.

What kind of church was it? I went to church on Sunday and he spoke about humility and John the Baptist.

 

[cuthroat]

One of my favorite parts of Religolous is when Bill Maher visits the reformed gay guy who now helps other people go "straight" ...dude was giving Maher the "I wanna fuck you" vibe big time.

 

[cindylou]

I've never witnessed anything like that. Anglican and Presbyterian churches allow same sex couples, they wouldn't do gay therapy. They are considered Christian and you could consider those religious. It depends on what kind of church you choose go to/visit I suppose.

 

[ceo]

decided to go to a church yesterday. guess it was gay bashing sunday. so blah blah blah blah...all gays end up burning in hell if they don'y change their ways and follow the right path. This was followed by the announcement of the new therapy session designed for healing homosexuals offered by the chruch. for just a small fee, you can be straight and go to heaven!

so fucking typical. I wonder if jesus would turn over the tables in that "church"?

 

[cindylou]

so fucking typical. I wonder if jesus would turn over the tables in that "church"?

probably.

 

[zwhit]

so fucking typical. I wonder if jesus would turn over the tables in that "church"?

Jesus would bitch slap that church

 

[cindylou]

lol

 

[miplank]

I'm pry gonna delete this thread since we already have a thread about fags and church.

 

[ceo]

I'm pry gonna delete this thread since we already have a thread about fags and church.

bro, there's several threads here about Strongbow. What's one more?

 

[miplank]

bro, there's several threads here about Strongbow. What's one more?

touche

 

[PICK3]

Pick3 has already purchased asbestos underwear.

P.S. In before pick3!

wtf???

 

[EnderJE]

Ask them if they can cure you of the blacque too!

 

[pdaddyII]

Racist!

 

[-SD-]

Plunkey requests an initiative to cure people of voting Dem.

 

[mrplunkey]

Plunkey requests an initiative to cure people of voting Dem.

No cure for that. People voting themselves free shot dates back to the roman empire (or earlier).

 

[-SD-]

No cure for that. People voting themselves free shot dates back to the roman empire (or earlier).

shit

 

[mrplunkey]

shit

damn!