furniture for obese people

[Lao Tzu]

i weigh 271 (i weighed myself a few days ago). so why the fuck do i keep breaking recliners? i don't jump on them or anything.

anyway, i'm not technically obese (25-26% bf), but i might as well be.

i get my shirts from a store designed for fat people, so i assume i need to start getting my recliners from a store for that. i looked on the net for stores that sell furniture for obese people and i got http://www.mkt-data-ent.com/plussizetoc.html but they didn't give any useful info.

should i just give up and use a metal frames el cheapo recliner with a cushion on it? http://shop.store.yahoo.com/buychoice/durban.html
except i would get the $50 model at meijer? damn this sucks.

what can i do? losing weight won't help (i can only lose about 50 lbs anyway. and i plan to gain about 30 lbs in the next 2 years from 'supplements').

 

[addickt]

I would just buy a durable cooler and sit on it. You can keep the beer and dip in there so you dont have to get off your fat ass and burn calories on the way to the fridge too.

Just kidding bro.. I am 275 at 96% bodyfat.. I only have a Scapula bone and a single calf. Otherwise I am just a big pile of adipose tissue.

 

[Lao Tzu]

I would just buy a durable cooler and sit on it. You can keep the beer and dip in there so you dont have to get off your fat ass and burn calories on the way to the fridge too.

Just kidding bro.. I am 275 at 96% bodyfat.. I only have a Scapula bone and a single calf. Otherwise I am just a big pile of adipose tissue.

AHHAHAHAHAHA. 96% bf huh? i'm fat, but i don't consider myself to be obese. most 270 lb people are 135 of muslce & 135 of fat. i'm 193 of muscle and 78 of fat.


come on people, give me options. should i

1. Use a metal based recliner like in the ad i gave
2. try to find furniture for obese people
3. use a couch with an ottoman instead
4. ?

i usually break the backs and the bottoms of the reclining furniture i use.

 

[addickt]

AHHAHAHAHAHA. 96% bf huh? i'm fat, but i don't consider myself to be obese. most 270 lb people are 135 of muslce & 135 of fat. i'm 193 of muscle and 78 of fat.


come on people, give me options. should i

1. Use a metal based recliner like in the ad i gave
2. try to find furniture for obese people
3. use a couch with an ottoman instead
4. ?

i usually break the backs and the bottoms of the reclining furniture i use.

I said a cooler mother fucker, are you dumb and fat???

I think Jabba The Hut had a hook up on some quality shit though.

Just fucking with you bro, I dont think you are fat..

I mostly just lay in bed and watch Fraggle Rock with cotton candy and fried bologna.

 

[Lao Tzu]

I said a cooler mother fucker, are you dumb and fat???

I think Jabba The Hut had a hook up on some quality shit though.

Just fucking with you bro, I dont think you are fat..

I mostly just lay in bed and watch Fraggle Rock with cotton candy and fried bologna.

whats your problem nigga?

 

[addickt]

whats your problem nigga?

I was just fucking with you bro.... seriously. I need to go site inject some lard into my abs now...

 

[Lao Tzu]

I was just fucking with you bro.... seriously. I need to go site inject some lard into my abs now...

i know.

but i'm not fat, i'm big boned, you can't diet away bone.

 

[addickt]

i know.

but i'm not fat, i'm big boned, you can't diet away bone.

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