Funny Phone Numbers - NO ONE ON EF

[blueta2]

Her weight...

true, as luck would have it, I gained back 4 lbs. Must keep my weight up

 

[yonkers weights]

LOL
Good one. All lies but nice try!
Now go eat!

I have smelled kind of like vinegar lately......

YW, I accept all your insults cause I feel bad for you really, I do! You're not an attractive fellow and your married to a very average, not so stunning lady (who I am sure has a heart of gold). You come to EF, are angry that the guys are super buff and the women are women you will NEVER be able to get.
You see, I get it. I get the angst!
I forgive you

Now back to me.....I am aged, but like I said, I look better and younger than your 25 yr old wife.

 

[jack sparrow]

I have smelled kind of like vinegar lately......

YW, I accept all your insults cause I feel bad for you really, I do! You're not an attractive fellow and your married to a very average, not so stunning lady (who I am sure has a heart of gold). You come to EF, are angry that the guys are super buff and the women are women you will NEVER be able to get.
You see, I get it. I get the angst!
I forgive you

Now back to me.....I am aged, but like I said, I look better and younger than your 25 yr old wife.

olololllollolol

pwned

And yes Blue, you look better than the fish (with the heart of gold) that he married. I'd hit it .

 

[Faizakafez]

I'm working, have a migraine and want to be outside by my pool b/c as you know, IT'S DAMN HOT OUT THERE!

Ditto, im sooo sleepy and bored as shit at work, i actually wanna go back to school in september but im sure that will change by the end of week 1.

take some asprin im going take some now...i take that and flinstone vitamins!!

 

[blueta2]

Her tits are not up. They are down on the floor....

OBVIOSULY you've not seen them

 

[blueta2]

Ditto, im sooo sleepy and bored as shit at work, i actually wanna go back to school in september but im sure that will change by the end of week 1.

take some asprin im going take some now...i take that and flinstone vitamins!!

I just took an Advil......I want to go back to school also. Will do it next Spring when I will have more time and funds.

Ok so really, delete my CIBC balance..haha!

 

[Faizakafez]

OBVIOSULY you've not seen them

i have seen and touched! good shit

 

[blueta2]

LOL
Good one. All lies but nice try!
Now go eat!

I just had a scone.....yum!
The only thing I lied about is when I said "I forgive you"

 

[yonkers weights]

Back to school at 40+... NICE. Good life you must have going in the factory!
PEOPLE FUCKING AMAZE ME!!!

 

[blueta2]

olololllollolol

pwned

And yes Blue, you look better than the fish (with the heart of gold) that he married. I'd hit it .

I see some photoshop coming up with fish in it...hahah!

And thanks, I'm so happy I look better than a fish ;-)