Funny Phone Numbers - NO ONE ON EF

[Faizakafez]

I'm not old ;-) I look younger than your wifey

i think aged is the correct term here

 

[blueta2]

i think aged is the correct term here

I think wise is the more correct term ;-)

 

[yonkers weights]

Blue is aged like a cheap red wine...

 

[Faizakafez]

I think wise is the more correct term ;-)

so whats up today blue?

 

[yonkers weights]

Her weight...

 

[yonkers weights]

Her tits are not up. They are down on the floor....

 

[biteme]

He'll come back as an alter, but his personality will still be that of a class A prick.

I'll miss you Jack......say hello to God for me, oh and my 6 dead cats ok.

 

[jack sparrow]

Hi.

 

[blueta2]

Blue is aged like a cheap red wine...

I have smelled kind of like vinegar lately......

YW, I accept all your insults cause I feel bad for you really, I do! You're not an attractive fellow and your married to a very average, not so stunning lady (who I am sure has a heart of gold). You come to EF, are angry that the guys are super buff and the women are women you will NEVER be able to get.
You see, I get it. I get the angst!
I forgive you

Now back to me.....I am aged, but like I said, I look better and younger than your 25 yr old wife.

 

[blueta2]

so whats up today blue?

I'm working, have a migraine and want to be outside by my pool b/c as you know, IT'S DAMN HOT OUT THERE!