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I found this in the form of a Word Doc. on my C drive.. it is pretty funny....
Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, "I think we've got a Code 3 in house wares," and see what happens.
Walk up to the microphone announcer thing and say loud enough, "who buys this crap anyway?"
Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store
Set all of the alarm clocks to go off during 10 minute intervals throughout the day.
Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.
Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit
When there are people behind you, walk REALLY SLOW, espessially in narrow aisles.
Tune all the radios to a polka station and turn the volume to 10.
Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi, I haven't seen you in so long!..."etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment.
Ride a display bicycle through the store; claim your taking it for a "test drive"
Follow people through the aisles staying about 5 feet away. Continue to do this until they leave the store.
As the cashier runs your purchases through the scanner say "Wow. Magic!."
Put M&M's on layaway
Move "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas.
Test fishing rods and see what you can "catch" from other aisles.
Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying, "...I'm Batman, Come, Robin, to the Batcave!"
Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles
When 2 or 3 people are walking in front of you, run between them, yelling, "Red Rover!"
Make up nonsense products and ask newly hired employees if they have any in stock
Take up an entire aisle of toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men.
Take bets on the battlefield described above.
While handling guns in the hunting department, suddenly ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.
Hold indoor shopping cart races
Dart around suspiciously humming the theme from 'Mission: Impossible"
Set up a "Valet Parking" sign in front of the store.
In the auto department, practice your "Madonna" look with various funnels.
Pay off layaways $.50 at a time.
Relax on the patio furniture until you get kicked out.
When someone steps away from their cart to look at something, quickly make off with it without saying a word.
Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, "I think we've got a Code 3 in house wares," and see what happens.
Walk up to the microphone announcer thing and say loud enough, "who buys this crap anyway?"
Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store
Set all of the alarm clocks to go off during 10 minute intervals throughout the day.
Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.
Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit
When there are people behind you, walk REALLY SLOW, espessially in narrow aisles.
Tune all the radios to a polka station and turn the volume to 10.
Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi, I haven't seen you in so long!..."etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment.
Ride a display bicycle through the store; claim your taking it for a "test drive"
Follow people through the aisles staying about 5 feet away. Continue to do this until they leave the store.
As the cashier runs your purchases through the scanner say "Wow. Magic!."
Put M&M's on layaway
Move "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas.
Test fishing rods and see what you can "catch" from other aisles.
Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying, "...I'm Batman, Come, Robin, to the Batcave!"
Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles
When 2 or 3 people are walking in front of you, run between them, yelling, "Red Rover!"
Make up nonsense products and ask newly hired employees if they have any in stock
Take up an entire aisle of toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men.
Take bets on the battlefield described above.
While handling guns in the hunting department, suddenly ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.
Hold indoor shopping cart races
Dart around suspiciously humming the theme from 'Mission: Impossible"
Set up a "Valet Parking" sign in front of the store.
In the auto department, practice your "Madonna" look with various funnels.
Pay off layaways $.50 at a time.
Relax on the patio furniture until you get kicked out.
When someone steps away from their cart to look at something, quickly make off with it without saying a word.
a geeks revenge
