fuck off come backs. the whore from Macys

[dead_reggin_storage_fashi]

Hello

I had today off so I decided to get my xmas shpping (no jews on this list)

I went to the mall, got my mother a nice gift from Swarovski, I went to get my little bro some colonge and stopped at Macys. This piping hot browned hair tall thin chic is working the counter.

We are making small talk she is about 21 (I bet she hasnt seen that much dick) I ask how business is as the retail market is down (not like she knows the financials of Macys anyways) she just started working retail etc.. I buy my shit and she puts in a nice bag etc.

I then walk over to get some socks for myself, decided to go back ask this chica out,

I have front row tickets to see Dane Cook here in a week (4th row, if you want to buy these pm me btw)

I then walk to back to the make up counter and I ask her if she likes Dane Cook? she smiles and says yes. I ask for her to come out to the show with me, she said "I have work" I say 'just trade with someone" .....her....ummm lemme check the time sheet "ahh everyone is working it looks like but we could go late" she looked through the time sheet, but I bet there was a spot open.


I was about to jump the counter "stop lying bitch" hand me the time schedule

her "let me get your number and I will call if you I can get out of my shift"


thats a fuck off response

same with the business world "whats your 1800 number?" thats a go fuck off remark

'do you have a business card?" thats a go fuckyour self remark too. Unless you are in Japan and everyone exchanges Business cards at first meeting and the most important ppl give out there first


bitch why you gotta lie? just Say no I am not your type of you dont want to go .

 

[blueta2]

maybe she knew you're a jew hater

 

[velvett]

Short version:

Boy asks girl out, girl says no.

 

[velvett]

maybe she knew you're a jew hater

Oh, I suspect she could tell more about him than just that - I mean after all he could tell how much "dick" she's had just by looking at her.

 

[calveless wonder]

LOL @ the 1800 number response. so true

two reasons

1.) whenever you hit on a chick at a restaurant, or a store...it puts them in a weird situation because they HAVE To be nice to you. So alot of the times its a passive turn down, or what's happened to me before if they give the number, you call them and they don't really call you back.

2.) chicks in general love to play that shit. they feel like they're being nice, by avoiding it.

fuck that, i wish bitches would be honest

 

[TanOsaurus]

LOL @ "stop lying bitch"

 

[jack sparrow]

I dunno man...the business card thing has landed me some ass in the past.

 

[dead_reggin_storage_fashi]

LOL @ the 1800 number response. so true

two reasons

1.) whenever you hit on a chick at a restaurant, or a store...it puts them in a weird situation because they HAVE To be nice to you. So alot of the times its a passive turn down, or what's happened to me before if they give the number, you call them and they don't really call you back.

2.) chicks in general love to play that shit. they feel like they're being nice, by avoiding it.

fuck that, i wish bitches would be honest

i know right,. be honest. If some girl asked me out and I wasnt in to her Id just not my type.

 

[calveless wonder]

but yo.. think about it.dane cook show, with a dude she just met ?

little over the top...coffee or something stupid that doesn't leave the person stuck there in case shit goes south usually works alot better

 

[dead_reggin_storage_fashi]

but yo.. think about it.dane cook show, with a dude she just met ?

little over the top...coffee or something stupid that doesn't leave the person stuck there usually works alot better

she was fucking hot though.

 

[Frisky]

Short version:

Boy asks girl out, girl says no.

Ya see... thats why I love ya!

Straight and to the point!

 

[jnevin]

You should have just given her $200 and jerked off on her.

 

[calveless wonder]

she was fucking hot though.

if anything, more of a reason to do something stupid like coffee. all the dimes get offered dinner and shit all the time when the cat doesn't even know them.

they're thinking, fuck..i gotta be stuck with this douchebag i don't even know for 3-4 hours? not that you are obviously, but that's what a chick who doesn't know somebody is thinking

of course the real sluts will do it for a free meal

 

[blueta2]

I was at the gym once and I guy I went to school with who is now a hockey player came up to talk to me. He was talking about old times and frankly I didn't recall the old times.
When he left the gym, he asked for my # to go out that night for a drink. I replied "thanks much, but I've been so busy. But he kept asking. I didn't want to be rude so I gave him my # but one # different. So this bitch lies b/c some men just cannot take a hint.

 

[Frisky]

You should have just given her $200 and jerked off on her.

Ya see... now thats what i'm talking bout. but supply the wash cloth and it needs to be warm.

 

[jh1]

You should have just given her $200 and jerked off on her.

lmao

 

[dead_reggin_storage_fashi]

I love the come backs from the girls in there 30s 40s who are still single !!!!

salt salt and more salt

I have been shot down before, everyone has. I am not embrassed by it at all. I take shots with hotties all the time but if it happens it happens ....so many rounds of golf to play too.

 

[jnevin]

My favorite part of this whole story is the "Hello" in the beginning.

 

[Frisky]

I love the come backs from the girls in there 30s 40s who are still single !!!!

salt salt and more salt

I have been shot down before, everyone has. I am not embrassed by it at all. I take shots with hotties all the time but if it happens it happens ....so many rounds of golf to play too.

sweetie, you couldn't handle a chick in her 30's

been there done that and a young guy just can't handle a woman. pfffft

 

[blueta2]

if anything, more of a reason to do something stupid like coffee. all the dimes get offered dinner and shit all the time when the cat doesn't even know them.

they're thinking, fuck..i gotta be stuck with this douchebag i don't even know for 3-4 hours? not that you are obviously, but that's what a chick who doesn't know somebody is thinking

of course the real sluts will do it for a free meal

BINGO...you got it. When I was dating, I would never commit to something longer than a quick beer. You so smart

 

[dead_reggin_storage_fashi]

sweetie, you couldn't handle a chick in her 30's

been there done that and a young guy just can't handle a woman. pfffft

26 is old for me.

 

[musclemom]

Let me tell you a little story about Macy's: THERE IS NO, UNDERLINED NO TIME OFF BETWEEN BLACK FRIDAY AND DECEMBER 31, period. NONE. There is no switching of times. This is not negotiable shit. If you are a long term employee, you are penalized by losing time off next year. If you are a temp (seasonal personnel) you are fired, immediately. I know someone who has been employed by Macy's for 30+ years, they treat their employees like dirt.

Besides, Dead, why are you bothering a female employed in a legitimate profession? They're just too aggrivating with no guarantee of getting fucked (plus that whole pesky thing of women expecting to be thought of as something other than a pussy put here solely for your gratification).

 

[Frisky]

26 is old for me.

LOL, then you'll have a heart attack when you hit a 30yr old. You're still playing with kids sugar. But then of course you couldn't handle it anyway. Maybe one day... hey, i'll keep my fingers crossed for you.

26... LOL

 

[dead_reggin_storage_fashi]

My favorite part of this whole story is the "Hello" in the beginning.

hey fuck you. I know you want to come work for me at my branch. We are killing it, We are calling clients whose ARMS are setting to adjust anytime and just killing it.

30 yr fixed rate products price out good too.

pm me when you want back in on the status mart apple pie

 

[jnevin]

I also think it's funny that wimmens sunndnly think that a guy in his sexual prime would suddenly forget what to do with a a naked, nervous, quivering, old bag just because he settled for a 30 or 40- something year old.

 

[jnevin]

hey fuck you. I know you want to come work for me at my branch. We are killing it, We are calling clients whose ARMS are setting to adjust anytime and just killing it.

30 yr fixed rate products price out good too.

pm me when you want back in on the status mart apple pie

LOL

Kiddo, I have statusmarts of 2 closed branches of nothing but ARMs. Plus, I can close 2 loans to 5 of yours and make the same to more. Why? Fees to bps. Spin your wheels.

 

[borris]

so did you spit any game/flirtatious inbetween sampling the cologne and checking out or did you just run up on her after you check'd out and asked her out?

 

[Frisky]

I also think it's funny that wimmens sunndnly think that a guy in his sexual prime would suddenly forget what to do with a a naked, nervous, quivering, old bag just because he settled for a 30 or 40- something year old.

settled? half you fuckers can't get a 30yr old or a 40yr old... fuck, couldn't even get a 50yr old.

 

[jnevin]

settled? half you fuckers can't get a 30yr old or a 40yr old... fuck, couldn't even get a 50yr old.

 

[stilleto]

if she was so hot, then maybe you weren't hot enough for her standards.








and i'm not bitter or single.

 

[musclemom]

LOL @ the 1800 number response. so true

two reasons

1.) whenever you hit on a chick at a restaurant, or a store...it puts them in a weird situation because they HAVE To be nice to you. So alot of the times its a passive turn down, or what's happened to me before if they give the number, you call them and they don't really call you back.

Particularly if those women are working in a job that depends on commission, like a lot of retail jobs.

But the bitch of it is, you fuckers think that just because a girl is polite to you, she wants you. No, she's just being polite.

2.) chicks in general love to play that shit. they feel like they're being nice, by avoiding it.

fuck that, i wish bitches would be honest

You know, I actually tried that on at least two occasions when I was single before I adopted the passive/evasive approach. You know why? Both times were disasterous. One asshole took it as a personal challenge and turned into a fucking absolute UTTER pain in the ass (tell me, how is "No thanks, I'm not interested." is in any way open to interpretation?) The other one got really fucking vicious and tried to start a fight with me, started calling me every vile name in the book. A buddy of mine got in his face and had the muscle to back it up, but that was enough, I learned how to be evasive out of self defense.

Spread the word to the rest of your gender to take NO for an answer and be decent about it and maybe women wouldn't feel they have to be circumspect.

 

[dead_reggin_storage_fashi]

if she was so hot, then maybe you weren't hot enough for her standards.








and i'm not bitter or single.

THAT WOULD BE HAVE BEEN FINE!

I mean not everyone can win every time.

"maybe your arent tall enough to play basketball!" I have heard that and I was fine with it as I am a realist

 

[blueta2]

Hey Dead Reggin guy, you have such a fucking shitty attitude towards women and trust me dude, women sense that. Maybe she sensed you call women whores and are truly a doorknob!

 

[stilleto]

THAT WOULD BE HAVE BEEN FINE!

I mean not everyone can win every time.

"maybe your arent tall enough to play basketball!" I have heard that and I was fine with it as I am a realist

so if she tried to politely let you down, or even buy herself some time to think about whether she wanted to go out with you, she's a whore, but if she decided immediately and said, "i would, but you're not hot enough for me", that would have been cool?

 

[dead_reggin_storage_fashi]

\, you fuckers think that just because a girl is polite to you, she wants you. No, she's just being polite.
.

a cute nice girl who had great teeth, why not ask her out?

Id feel a fuck-o if I didnt at aleast ask her out


if she says no. its no and I move on.

 

[jnevin]

so if she tried to politely let you down, or even buy herself some time to think about whether she wanted to go out with you, she's a whore, but if she decided immediately and said, "i would, but you're not hot enough for me", that would have been cool?

She was probably a lesbo.

 

[blueta2]

so if she tried to politely let you down, or even buy herself some time to think about whether she wanted to go out with you, she's a whore, but if she decided immediately and said, "i would, but you're not hot enough for me", that would have been cool?

Zackly

 

[jnevin]

Lesbo whores.

 

[all the whey]

My favorite part of this whole story is the "Hello" in the beginning.

My favorite part is when he said she put it in a "nice" bag.

She put his shit in a "nice" bag!!! What a fucking Dick Tease!!!

 

[all the whey]

Particularly if those women are working in a job that depends on commission, like a lot of retail jobs.

But the bitch of it is, you fuckers think that just because a girl is polite to you, she wants you. No, she's just being polite.


You know, I actually tried that on at least two occasions when I was single before I adopted the passive/evasive approach. You know why? Both times were disasterous. One asshole took it as a personal challenge and turned into a fucking absolute UTTER pain in the ass (tell me, how is "No thanks, I'm not interested." is in any way open to interpretation?) The other one got really fucking vicious and tried to start a fight with me, started calling me every vile name in the book. A buddy of mine got in his face and had the muscle to back it up, but that was enough, I learned how to be evasive out of self defense.

Spread the word to the rest of your gender to take NO for an answer and be decent about it and maybe women wouldn't feel they have to be circumspect.

It must hard to be a women from Elite.

It seems like they are all being hit on all the time!!!

 

[musclemom]

It must hard to be a women from Elite.

It seems like they are all being hit on all the time!!!

What part of "when I was single" didn't compute? If I went out, to a club or mall, I usually got asked out, big deal, I was considered reasonably attractive in days gone by, what can I tell you

The main point is, men don't like taking no for an answer. They seem to take it as a personal challenge or insult. Women don't like to be pestered, and aggressive responses can be downright frightening. So don't bitch when a woman is passive/evasive. Realize that's just the female way of saying, "No, but since I don't know if you're a fucking psycho who'll stalk me after I leave here I have to be nice to you and pray you'll go away without a bruised ego."

 

[dead_reggin_storage_fashi]

1. I couldnt pass up a cute nice girl and not ask her out
2. ya she does work at a busy mall and is new there so maybe she cant get time
3. she could still call to chill

 

[blueta2]

It must hard to be a women from Elite.

It seems like they are all being hit on all the time!!!

It's sooooooooooo hard, its almost a burden.
If I had my shit together, I think it would be less of a burden

 

[velvett]

I have been shot down before, everyone has. I am not embrassed by it at all. I take shots with hotties all the time but if it happens it happens ....so many rounds of golf to play too.

Of course they have - gives character.

I just don't see what the big deal is about letting someone down easy.

 

[ceo]

It's sooooooooooo hard, its almost a burden.
If I had my shit together, I think it would be less of a burden

You should talk to Velvett!!! She has her shit TOGETHERRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[velvett]

You should talk to Velvett!!! She has her shit TOGETHERRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wow, someone let me know when this will die - I'll just leave and come back when everyone can let it go.

I never saw this reaction before when women here have been voted best looking or the nicest - why should anyone care what another member that has been here as long as I have thinks of me.

Get a grip people - what someone thinks of me (on a chat board no less) has no reflection on what others should think of you or what you think of yourself unless you let it.

Thanks.


(Nothing directed at you ceo - I'm just using your comment to respond.)

 

[blueta2]

Wow, someone let me know when this will die - I'll just leave and come back when everyone can let it go.

I never saw this reaction before when women here have been voted best looking or the nicest - why should anyone care what another member that has been here as long as I have thinks of me.

Get a grip people - what someone thinks of me (on a chat board no less) has no reflection on what others should think of you or what you think of yourself unless you let it.

Thanks.


(Nothing directed at you ceo - I'm just using your comment to respond.)

this is all in fun, like when All the Whey talks about Peter or Jack's pic or Smurf's son being a wheel thief. It's all in good fun

 

[-SD-]

Short version:

Boy asks girl out, girl says no.

this bitch has her shit together.

 

[Pat_McCrotch]

Maybe she doesnt like dick?

 

[all the whey]

Wow, someone let me know when this will die - I'll just leave and come back when everyone can let it go.

I never saw this reaction before when women here have been voted best looking or the nicest - why should anyone care what another member that has been here as long as I have thinks of me.

Get a grip people - what someone thinks of me (on a chat board no less) has no reflection on what others should think of you or what you think of yourself unless you let it.

Thanks.


(Nothing directed at you ceo - I'm just using your comment to respond.)

Sorry Velvett.

I just thought it was funny the women took offense to you being the only one.

I didn't realize it was such a big deal for you or them.


Bluta told me to do it anyways.

 

[Pat_McCrotch]

hey fuck you. I know you want to come work for me at my branch. We are killing it, We are calling clients whose ARMS are setting to adjust anytime and just killing it.

30 yr fixed rate products price out good too.

pm me when you want back in on the status mart apple pie

If she doesnt call ya you oughta go back and tell her this.

Your like a toilet, if it wasnt for that whole you wouldnt be worth shit.

 

[Pat_McCrotch]

settled? half you fuckers can't get a 30yr old or a 40yr old... fuck, couldn't even get a 50yr old.

I got a 60 year old one time. had to change her diaper when iwas done.

Ya see 30 y/o have been through thier 20's and have fallen for all the lines many times so they are on to us. You just have to come up with new shit. worked for me. I am going to be a daddy in janurary because I got so much game. lol

 

[Pat_McCrotch]

if she was so hot, then maybe you weren't hot enough for her standards.








and i'm not bitter or single.

OOOOOUUUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

 

[velvett]

this is all in fun, like when All the Whey talks about Peter or Jack's pic or Smurf's son being a wheel thief. It's all in good fun

Fair enough.

It's really hard to tell what's funny and what's fuck you sideways.

I usually mean what I say - even when it's bitchy.

 

[Pat_McCrotch]

Particularly if those women are working in a job that depends on commission, like a lot of retail jobs.

But the bitch of it is, you fuckers think that just because a girl is polite to you, she wants you. No, she's just being polite.


You know, I actually tried that on at least two occasions when I was single before I adopted the passive/evasive approach. You know why? Both times were disasterous. One asshole took it as a personal challenge and turned into a fucking absolute UTTER pain in the ass (tell me, how is "No thanks, I'm not interested." is in any way open to interpretation?) The other one got really fucking vicious and tried to start a fight with me, started calling me every vile name in the book. A buddy of mine got in his face and had the muscle to back it up, but that was enough, I learned how to be evasive out of self defense.

Spread the word to the rest of your gender to take NO for an answer and be decent about it and maybe women wouldn't feel they have to be circumspect.

I thoigh being nice was a shoe in? and no means yes right?

 

[Pat_McCrotch]

so if she tried to politely let you down, or even buy herself some time to think about whether she wanted to go out with you, she's a whore, but if she decided immediately and said, "i would, but you're not hot enough for me", that would have been cool?

DAYUM DUDE. these ladies are calling you out.

 

[Pat_McCrotch]

Lesbo whores.

Gotta love'em!!!

 

[Pat_McCrotch]

My favorite part is when he said she put it in a "nice" bag.

She put his shit in a "nice" bag!!! What a fucking Dick Tease!!!

i didnt even see that. your right whey.

 

[Frisky]

I got a 60 year old one time. had to change her diaper when iwas done.

Ya see 30 y/o have been through thier 20's and have fallen for all the lines many times so they are on to us. You just have to come up with new shit. worked for me. I am going to be a daddy in janurary because I got so much game. lol

Well first off congrats!

And you are right on target... I don't fall for the bullshit. No lines will get me, nada... nope... I am two steps infront of the game and if I'm doing anything I clearly know what I'm doing it had not a damn thing to do with your smooth talking.

 

[silverstar1025]

She probably had a boyfriend so was playing it off. She didn't want to seem rude and probably thought you were cute for asking so she didn't want to just say no or whatever in front of your face. That is just my guess.

 

[Sub-Zero]

one time i asked a girl to a thing, and she asked me when it was even though she told me before i even brought it up that her roomates were going (she even named the day it was, earlier in the convo).

started making excuses, treating it like i just asked her to marry me, when she coulda just said she didnt really want to...

functioning in society is frustrating

 

[dead_reggin_storage_fashi]

She probably had a boyfriend so was playing it off. She didn't want to seem rude and probably thought you were cute for asking so she didn't want to just say no or whatever in front of your face. That is just my guess.

ya.... clean cute girls with nice racks usually arent single that often. It is done with now, she hasnt called, texted etc. I will chalk it up as a loss, I will just walk by sometime in a month (I WILL MAKE DAMN SURE i AM LOOKING SWOLE AS FUCK)

 

[Mr. dB]

Wow, Dane Cook sucks.

 

[-SD-]

ya.... clean cute girls with nice racks usually arent single that often. It is done with now, she hasnt called, texted etc. I will chalk it up as a loss, I will just walk by sometime in a month (I WILL MAKE DAMN SURE i AM LOOKING SWOLE AS FUCK)

why, so she can not give a shit all over again? Its a loss bor, happens to the best of us. I used to do that routine- "oh yea well look at me now bitch, you know you want me!" meanwhile they still dont give a shit and you look even stupider than the first time. Its a vicious cycle bor.

 

[ceo]

Fair enough.

It's really hard to tell what's funny and what's fuck you sideways.

I usually mean what I say - even when it's bitchy.

You must not have read my K message.


It's all in fun and nothing meant negatively towards you (or anyone else) at all. I've always liked and respected you Velvett.

 

[Smurfy]

You should have just given her $200 and jerked off on her.

that happened to me 4 times last week!
I made $800
shoulda given it to jon

 

[Pat_McCrotch]

that happened to me 4 times last week!
I made $800
shoulda given it to jon

is that you in the avi?

 

[Mavafanculo]

It's really hard to tell what's funny and what's fuck you sideways.

*WOOD*

-

 

[velvett]

*WOOD*

-

You're too damn hot and I don't even have a mental image of you.
That's good stuff I tell you.

The mind is wonderland.

 

[Mavafanculo]

You're too damn hot and I don't even have a mental image of you.
That's good stuff I tell you.

The mind is wonderland.

you be the Wonderland, I'll be Alice

 

[nimbus]

now this guy was a story-teller

 

[digimon7068]

now this guy was a story-teller

he was a fucking douche (imho)...i forgot he was ever here until you bumped a couple of his threads...his screen name annoyed me, his demeanor annoyed me, his grammar annoyed me, his syntax annoyed me, his disjointed stories annoyed me...in short? fuck'em

 

[calveless wonder]

he was a fucking douche (imho)...i forgot he was ever here until you bumped a couple of his threads...his screen name annoyed me, his demeanor annoyed me, his grammar annoyed me, his syntax annoyed me, his disjointed stories annoyed me...in short? fuck'em

dead nig storage > digimon

 

[digimon7068]

dead nig storage > digimon

pffffft...i'm a 47 year old cpa, with flagging eyesight, white facial hair and arthritic knees, for chrissakes...

lots-o-people > digimon

doesn't make that dead ngr douchebag any less of a douchebag

 

[digimon7068]

i wish phaded would come back...

 

[puddlemonkey]

pffffft...i'm a 47 year old cpa, with flagging eyesight, white facial hair and arthritic knees, for chrissakes...

lots-o-people > digimon

'07 digimon disagrees

 

[samoth]

now this guy was a story-teller

We need moar awesome threads like this.

 

[digimon7068]

'07 digimon disagrees

lol...what a difference a couple/few of years makes...

 

[digimon7068]

i'm still wearing that same crappy fossil wristwatch, though

 

[puddlemonkey]

i'm still wearing that same crappy fossil wristwatch, though

lollloloolololol

 

[digimon7068]

lollloloolololol

thanks...fucker...lololololololol...*sigh*

 

[nimbus]

time to unban him i think!