Stefka said:But hot chicks break up with their boyfriends all the time.
gonelifting said:When there's no time, it's sometimes easier. Especially when she was also checking you out.
ALWAYS remember, she wants the quality cock just as much as you want her. She may want it for different reasons, like telling and showing her friends the great guy attached to the cock she just met... but I digress.
Here goes... "Hi, can I take you out?..." *pause..1-2*.. "I'll call you." and smile big. Confidence is key, and we all know you already have that. You're not rteally asking, you're sort of telling.
You lost this one. Bastard. Do it for us married guys. Don't slack.
GoldenDelicious said:90% of picking up chicks is about seizing the moment
either take control, or ask them something that will make them qualify themselves to you. you can be really blatant if you like. "hey YOU. the one walking. stop. good. i saw you checking me out, so tell me something about your personality that would make me want to be your friend"
the proof is in the pudding, razorgunsRazorguns said:well that's one way to make a girl go "oh fuck, who is this creep??? someone save me"
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Yarg! said:thanks for the all the photographic proof that you have supplied over the years GD.
Why am I the only one to have seen pics of the chic he bangs? A good hint check on his my space there seems to be a whole lot of action from there some cute and some very hot.Yarg! said:thanks for the all the photographic proof that you have supplied over the years GD.
actually you were the only one. twit. now delete this shit, its 1am i have 4 to meet im deleting this shit before work tomorrowsuperqt4u2nv said:Why am I the only one to have seen pics of the chic he bangs? A good hint check on his my space there seems to be a whole lot of action from there some cute and some very hot.
GoldenDelicious said:actually you were the only one. twit. now delete this shit, its 1am i have 4 to meet im deleting this shit before work tomorrow
you ass. ive been drinking so im tempted to post pics of the standing 3some/4some offer i have going (they all keep hassling me but i cbf with more than 1 girl at once, too much offort) which would drop the jaw of half of EF
fuckin cheeky bitches, there are 3 personalities on EF im embarrassed in front of (one of whom is Velv) so wont post my dirt, or id post pics and make many ppl cry, be grateful
also, im going to fuckin laugh when fyxgel fucks more than all of you lol
k. im going. stringbean, come to oz ill rock ur world with chix
killah come to oz ill marry you off
bran same as killah
going. girls waitng. bye.
assholes ccccuuuuuuu
Stefka said:Next time just say hi.
If she doesn't respond and moves towards her car with her head down then give up.
If she smiles and looks you in the eye and says hello back then maybe you could start a conversation.
Dont treat this like a club environment - this is the two fo you off guard, not dressed to the nines (well at least not her), just ready for normal everyday interaction.
No need to be a sleeze but at least you could get some kind of a gauge from a simple hello.
I have random people ask me out all the time. Usually they are creepy but the nice and normal ones stand out.
It doesnt hurt to try.
Here is the problem.
Pretty girls get hit on all the time.
Usually by old rich men - and most girls are not into that yet.
Then comes the GoldenDelicious types. We know what he is up to - and the good girls dont bite (unless we are bored and drunk). No need to play the game so hard all the time.
Then - ever now and then - a nice, guy just expresses a genuine interest - no games, no creepyness - just a smile and a hello. And that is what makes us melt. (Granted you must be good looking and charming)
That so did not make me melt.patsfan1379 said:melty
Stefka said:That so did not make me melt.
patsfan1379 said:Bitch please, I could melt a cheese sandwich from across the room.
patsfan1379 said:Bitch please, I could melt a cheese sandwich from across the room.
GoldenDelicious said:90% of picking up chicks is about seizing the moment
either take control, or ask them something that will make them qualify themselves to you. you can be really blatant if you like. "hey YOU. the one walking. stop. good. i saw you checking me out, so tell me something about your personality that would make me want to be your friend"
when you get good at picking the moment and actually being the real deal, it doesnt matter what you say. you just gotta step up and do it
Stefka said:Next time just say hi.
If she doesn't respond and moves towards her car with her head down then give up.
If she smiles and looks you in the eye and says hello back then maybe you could start a conversation.
Dont treat this like a club environment - this is the two fo you off guard, not dressed to the nines (well at least not her), just ready for normal everyday interaction.
No need to be a sleeze but at least you could get some kind of a gauge from a simple hello.
I have random people ask me out all the time. Usually they are creepy but the nice and normal ones stand out.
It doesnt hurt to try.
Here is the problem.
Pretty girls get hit on all the time.
Usually by old rich men - and most girls are not into that yet.
Then comes the GoldenDelicious types. We know what he is up to - and the good girls dont bite (unless we are bored and drunk). No need to play the game so hard all the time.
Then - ever now and then - a nice, guy just expresses a genuine interest - no games, no creepyness - just a smile and a hello. And that is what makes us melt. (Granted you must be good looking and charming)
so basically i have no chance, is what your sayingStefka said:Next time just say hi.
If she doesn't respond and moves towards her car with her head down then give up.
If she smiles and looks you in the eye and says hello back then maybe you could start a conversation.
Dont treat this like a club environment - this is the two fo you off guard, not dressed to the nines (well at least not her), just ready for normal everyday interaction.
No need to be a sleeze but at least you could get some kind of a gauge from a simple hello.
I have random people ask me out all the time. Usually they are creepy but the nice and normal ones stand out.
It doesnt hurt to try.
Here is the problem.
Pretty girls get hit on all the time.
Usually by old rich men - and most girls are not into that yet.
Then comes the GoldenDelicious types. We know what he is up to - and the good girls dont bite (unless we are bored and drunk). No need to play the game so hard all the time.
Then - ever now and then - a nice, guy just expresses a genuine interest - no games, no creepyness - just a smile and a hello. And that is what makes us melt. (Granted you must be good looking and charming)
Yeah, I didn't see myself in that statement either.SublimeZM said:so basically i have no chance, is what your saying
nefertiti said:This line would never work on me, and I actually appreciate and respond to boldness. But any guy who gives off an air like I'm supposed to prove my worth to HIM can kiss my ass. Maybe it works on other girls but it would make me, and not in a good icebreaker kind of way.
GhettoStudMuffin said:A few things work for me. If I purposely tell myself not to give a fuck about whether I have or don't have a girl things change dramatically in my favor.
Also, and this isn't lying or running game, but girls I find attractive that I see on a regular basis I make a point of throwing in compliments for them. Some girls I might say they have nice hair or I like the new hair cut. I notice things like that. Maybe I'll compliment a ring they are wearing or earing. The good part is I will only say something like that if it indeed does catch my eye and I mean it because A. any girl I'm attracted to I see more than just a sex object and B. I'm a horrible liar.
Really attractive girls I might throw out an aggressive compliment like you have a nice ass or you're looking damn good in those jeans today and leave it deadpan at that or just totally change to a different subject. It all depends on the girl. I typically save compliments like that for really hot girls who's personality I kinda know. Probably my favorite thing to do is make eye contact with a girl, look her up and down and say damn you look good and then smile. Almost tied for first would be eye contact with a grin and wink.
Some girls I might be sorta neutral with and others I might be a little aggressive with. Most girls who's interest I have attracted either was from me being quite aggressive with them and basically letting them know I want them and won't be shy about it or when I'm just totally relaxed and not stressing about it.
And I'm one of those guys with limited game, but this stuff works for me.
I know this doesn't address that particular situation, but I couldn't give an honest answer as to how I would respond in that scenario.
I was walking to the main entrance of a local store today and a quite attractive woman in her early 30's with a cart was heading past me and I looked her way and saw she was looking at me and kept my eyes focused on hers and just lightly grinned. She gave me a shy kinda grin as she went by.
But, yesterday at another store I caught a girl looking at me and made eye contact and held it until she broke it off. No grins, nothing.
I know some girls would say this isn't true, but unless she is an unusual chick, never break eye contact first.
Oh ya, the last and probably most important thing I can add that is tops is if I like a girl I try to make her feel good whenever around her. Whether that be from physical or material compliments to jokes and/or good humor. This is over complicating things, but the way I see it, the best thing you can do is have a girl associate you with positive feelings.
Just my opinions.
GhettoStudMuffin said:Probably my favorite thing to do is make eye contact with a girl, look her up and down and say damn you look good and then smile.
fitnessgrl8621 said:JH1, I would not recommend doing this lol
Unless you know the girl and you're joking![]()

jh1 said:When I was going out to bars, I'd just tell the girls I had an 8-ball back at my pad...
15 minutes later I was getting head in my car.
jh1 said:What happened to you last night?![]()

velvett said:Wow, this thread explains a lot (yeah I actually went and read the whole thing)... and i direct that not just to JH but to the whole guy/girl thing and what I remember of most of my 20's - my God, it all makes sense now.
For the record, "Hi" + a genuine smile - creepy wanna get laid guy = conversation starter (or nothing so you will know right away if you have a chance).
velvett said:Wow, this thread explains a lot (yeah I actually went and read the whole thing)... and i direct that not just to JH but to the whole guy/girl thing and what I remember of most of my 20's - my God, it all makes sense now.
For the record, "Hi" + a genuine smile - creepy wanna get laid guy = conversation starter (or nothing so you will know right away if you have a chance).
velvett said:Are you being serious?
fitnessgirl18621 said:I only made it to Memphis![]()
fitnessgrl8621 said:Really? I don't think for me personally that's ever made me more 'curious' about a guy.
vixensghost said:Very nice. The next lady will be LUCKY to get you.
JH1 needs to be coked and boozed up to say hello to wiminz. I'm a nerd and I have sober game, I'm embarrassed for JH1.heatherrae said:Jesus Christ, have you turned into Healother all of a sudden? Just say hello. No way to look desperate just saying hi. You can always save face with that.
GoldenDelicious said:stefka and nerfertiti - i have a lot of sisters and mainly female friends, and something i learned and learned well was never to listen to what a woman says, if i have the chance to observe her actions instead.
you both talk a good fight, but i think youre full of crap. theres a few girls ive dated/made out with/whatever that supposedly hated "guys like me". a line one of them uttered over the phone was "golden, i dont even like you! i just want to see you because i find you so damn intriguing!"
in denial, both of you
nefertiti said:But I see through any "line" someone tries to run on me and the only time it works is if it makes me laugh and acts as an ice breaker. \
SublimeZM said:lol at the girls in this thread telling us what they respond to like we give a fuck. its that selfish mentality that just gets worse and worse throughout a relationship.
you know what IIII want? to sit on a couch watching a movie WHILE posting on EF, and some random girl come up, give me a blowjob, meanwhile me not saying ANYTHING and her not looking at my computer screen once. id definately "respond" to that!

fair enough, i guess the first line of one of your posts did help contribute to me writing mine, but at the same time alot of girls have that mentality that i think is bullshit.nefertiti said:Sublime, there's a reason I qualified my posts with "I only speak for myself." This was meant to convey, "well take it for what it's worth, which really shouldn't be that much considering the medium of our interaction." GD has a habit of giving advice based on what's worked for him as if it works universally. I really don't think I'm that abdnormal in how I'd react to something so obviously rehearsed. BUT - take my opinion for whatever value you have of my opinion. If that's nothing, then it's nothing.
It has nothing to do with being selfish.
SublimeZM said:fair enough, i guess the first line of one of your posts did help contribute to me writing mine, but at the same time alot of girls have that mentality that i think is bullshit.
as for goldendelicious, hes lines are the weirdest shit ever. girls must be easy as hell in australia, im gunna go visit

Razorguns said:just recruit for the military. you have a reason always to approach anyone![]()
what i say does work universallynefertiti said:Sublime, there's a reason I qualified my posts with "I only speak for myself." This was meant to convey, "well take it for what it's worth, which really shouldn't be that much considering the medium of our interaction." GD has a habit of giving advice based on what's worked for him as if it works universally. I really don't think I'm that abdnormal in how I'd react to something so obviously rehearsed. BUT - take my opinion for whatever value you have of my opinion. If that's nothing, then it's nothing.![]()
GoldenDelicious said:what i say does work universally
the thing is of course that you need to have some real value to back it up. the verbal aspect of what you say is only a small part in successfully passing her interview of you. even just changes in vocal tonality play a huge role. how long is each syllable? where to you put the emphasis? when do you smile? how fast? how much eye contact? when? where are your hands?
there is an underlying social dance that people do when they speak that means a lot more than anything they say.
sublime: i dont have weird ass lines, what i do is called "talking" during which i "demonstrate my awesomeness" and then the girl "likes me"
there are lots of guys i know who are awesome at talking. they fail because under the awesome communication, theyre low value dickheads and the girl is instantly turned off.
and who are these wootabi brothers from SNL?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zmQeIyGPByMjh1 said:I think the wootabi bros are the guys that bang their heads sideways and go clubbing and shit...
Search YouTube...
I am gonna make a trip to come see you 4real...
I am going to close the deal on each one of these girls you know, AND I AM GONNA TAKE SOME FUCKING PICTURES FOR YOU AND POST THEM.
Show you how shit's done.
Wtf with the metro war off.bran987 said:lol @ a JH1 & GD cockoff down under
you know what IIII want? to sit on a couch watching a movie WHILE posting on EF, and some random girl come up, give me a blowjob, meanwhile me not saying ANYTHING and her not looking at my computer screen once. id definately "respond" to that!
there is an underlying social dance that people do when they speak that means a lot more than anything they say.
patsfan1379 said:i hate metrosexuals.
the pussification of america.
jh1 said:I hate bitches that don't know how to dress.
And say stupid shit to the girls that work @ clothing stores.
And kick them selves in the ballzzed.
Et Cetera.
patsfan1379 said:You do realize that I would beat you in an arm wrestling match right?

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