Nobody needs a friend like you, you fucking worthless piece of curry rock. Nice valentine's gift - a pipe bomb. Real fun scraping the shrapnel out of my forehead, not to mention the eyeball dangling from it's socket. To think that I had baked you a cake. If Comatose Connie was still alive, she'd be shaking in her hospital bed.
Oh yeah, I left a gift in your still. And I am wearing chain mesh, so don't even think about shanking me for it.