Freestyle Battle, bring it Faggots

[vixenbabe]

Your gene pool comes from the stankest cess pool
Grandma is more down when it comes to cool
You all remind of my Barnie Fife
Only difference is, HE'S got a life
The purple, velvett jacket you wear
Is more smokin on a Castro Street queer
Still playin in porta potties?
Tired of paying for all the hotties?
Vix only get's down with big burly men
Can someone tell me where to find them?
This thread give's the effect of a downed bottle of Ambien

 

[havoc]

Your gene pool comes from the stankest cess pool
Grandma is more down when it comes to cool
You all remind of my Barnie Fife
Only difference is, HE'S got a life
The purple, velvett jacket you wear
Is more smokin on a Castro Street queer
Still playin in porta potties?
Tired of paying for all the hotties?
Vix only get's down with big burly men
Can someone tell me where to find them?
This thread give's the effect of a downed bottle of Ambien

You smoked a bowl this morning, thats the only explanation. peace sweet ASS

 

[madbomber31]

ahhhh, white people rapping....

 

[havoc]

ahhhh, white people rapping....

Madbomber entas the stage
His eyes all glazed
Frozen dinner on his tray
Dessert is a milky way
Done about 6 cycles
But no one can tell
Has the bitch tits to boot
And is hairy as hell
Go bathe in Nair
People stop and they stare
Saying Big foot is alive
In BVD underwear
Go wash your skid marks
And purchase your plot
Your trailor home sits
At the end of the block
With your intuition and smarts
I'd thought you would know
Saying "ahhh white people rapping"
Couldnt rupture my flow
So tell Djane that she is my hoe
And to get those kneepads on
Cause my rod needs a blow.



That was fun!

 

[beefybull]

Ding Ding Ding - It's the Bull and I've had it
Bling Bling Bling - Fuck the haters & Havoc
I'm the ultimate freestylah in real life
I'm not really bout this but I had to type
Muthafuckas cant stop me, Cuz I'm huge
Freestyle with me, child, You gonna lose
Cuz I brought rhymes and done time
I paid for my crime now I'm gonna shine
Like 30 carats on a watch in sunny weather
Havoc. you good but this G is much better
So haters shut the fuck up now and just run
"But he's only got a keyboard" - Bitch, I gotta gun
Faggots like Stevie Wonder, you cant see me
And all you 180 pount bitches, you aint Beefy
So Magdalena and Triple V, you can come clean me
H, go grab my freestyle crown and come king me

 

[havoc]

Ding Ding Ding - It's the Bull and I've had it
Bling Bling Bling - Fuck the haters & Havoc
I'm the ultimate freestylah in real life
I'm not really bout this but I had to type
Muthafuckas cant stop me, Cuz I'm huge
Freestyle with me, child, You gonna lose
Cuz I brought rhymes and done time
I paid for my crime now I'm gonna shine
Like 30 carats on a watch in sunny weather
Havoc. you good but this G is much better
So haters shut the fuck up now and just run
"But he's only got a keyboard" - Bitch, I gotta gun
Faggots like Stevie Wonder, you cant see me
And all you 180 pount bitches, you aint Beefy
So Magdalena and Triple V, you can come clean me
H, go grab my freestyle crown and come king me

Crown deez nuts
Tried to step up so abrupt
But I'll knock you right down
So don't press your luck
As I move to the center
Your thoughts get injured
I'll nourish all comers
Like a 5 star placenta
Now your nerves are damaged
Tried but couldnt manage
You style is played out
In other words vanished
Left with no chances
I'm malignant like cancer
Eating on your rhymes
As I perform rain dances
So enter the storm
Kid you were warned
Lightning strikes your persona
As I am adorned
Loved by many
Women come in plenty
Bust a few nuts
Then eating at Dennys
I laughed at your flow
Grab my dick and testicles
Slap them to your girl
Got a nut like a squirrel
Sent her on her way
To the bed that you lay
Gave it up to your ass
How did that taste?


Keep them coming gentlemen. peace

 

[Mysterio]

Ok now this thread is really getting old
like your old saggy grandma Jold
you think your tough sons
your have no meaning
cause all ya like a one nightstand a cum
I'm hard like an erection
spitting rhymes at you in 3 dimensions
not knowing what direction
I write real rhymes, that are to ill to be spitted, leaving ya homos
dazed and confused cause they been out witted I am a real free styler with a story tell,the odyssey of soldier battling through the gates hell hundreds of races with millions of faces praying to too many Gods, from Buddha to Allay/ there’s only one king, one god, one love, so fuck the push and shove, if you tryin to get to that place above, like Marvin said “war is not the answer”, so its hatered thats the cancer/ a slow death, high off that crystal meth, shits going to fast out of control take some E and lets roll, smoke a bowl, and ignite a blunt of that kryptonite, don’t worry if it right, good and evil is the same as day and night, the sun will still rise and god will have his mite, so stop tryin fight, keep the path that’s right close in site, and don’t always trust the light, close your eyes and find the darkness in your mind, the truth will come out and the answers arn’t far behind from
what MC Oh No knows is what he's began is half done

 

[tybz28]

AND THE WINNER IS !!!!!!!!!!!

ME! DUh.

 

[Frackal]

Madbomber entas the stage
His eyes all glazed
Frozen dinner on his tray
Dessert is a milky way
Done about 6 cycles
But no one can tell
Has the bitch tits to boot
And is hairy as hell
Go bathe in Nair
People stop and they stare
Saying Big foot is alive
In BVD underwear
Go wash your skid marks
And purchase your plot
Your trailor home sits
At the end of the block
With your intuition and smarts
I'd thought you would know
Saying "ahhh white people rapping"
Couldnt rupture my flow
So tell Djane that she is my hoe
And to get those kneepads on
Cause my rod needs a blow.



That was fun!

LMAO

 

[HUCKLEBERRY FINNaplex]

I'll solve that ass like an old rubix cube
and you'll end up flossing your dentures with my pubes
you think you've got game but it's all jarbled chatter
wait till you get a hit of huck's potent grey matter
bringing the flow with unquestionable power
the thunderstorm lets loose with a lyrical acid shower
Laying the slap down on deca loving fairy-men
that shit turned Huckster into Cone-tit the barbarian
test is the best for the real hardcore fella's
the rest of you bitches look like Marry Poppin's with umbrella's
You're coming across like some ranter and raver
but you'll savor the flavor
of my culo life-saver