FrankenCracker at 315 lbs

[BigCracker]

Hey big wuss-post up some pics of yourself. Make me green with envy. Here's a special pic for you of yours truly around 230 lbs. My abs are so deep I can stick my finger in between them knuckle deep.

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b169/bigcracker/NPCWesternRegional2.jpg


And if you reread my post I know I'm fat and I'm not claiming to be the next Mr O-or the next Mr Backyard for that matter. Not many guys can hit the 300 lb mark and still wear 36-38 inch waist jeans though. Whether that impresses you or not I don't really care.

Oh yeah, I would've been your father but the guy in front of me had correct change.

 

[drrman]

fucking monster!!

 

[redsamurai]

Hey big wuss-post up some pics of yourself. Make me green with envy. Here's a special pic for you of yours truly around 230 lbs. My abs are so deep I can stick my finger in between them knuckle deep.

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b169/bigcracker/NPCWesternRegional2.jpg


And if you reread my post I know I'm fat and I'm not claiming to be the next Mr O-or the next Mr Backyard for that matter. Not many guys can hit the 300 lb mark and still wear 36-38 inch waist jeans though. Whether that impresses you or not I don't really care.

Oh yeah, I would've been your father but the guy in front of me had correct change.

you look better at 315......for the sake of your joints you might want to come down 15 or so pounds....don't know how old you are though.


ps. that was you behind me fumbling around in his jeans for the extra dime?
haha.....loser!! that was the best 30 second ride of my life!!

 

[BigCracker]

you look better at 315......for the sake of your joints you might want to come down 15 or so pounds....don't know how old you are though.


ps. that was you behind me fumbling around in his jeans for the extra dime?
haha.....loser!! that was the best 30 second ride of my life!!

Buncha fuckin comedians on this board. Don't quit your day jobs. lol

 

[redsamurai]

Sounds like a date to me!!! Maybe you can come over some time and check out my closet full of Jimmy Choos? I have this killer belly bracelet I got from Tiffany's that's to die for. OMG. I'm getting cramps. Somebody get me a Hershey bar and some Midol quick!

so say's kettle to the pot......by the way, let me remind you you're now on the hook for a heel pose......don't ask me where you're going to find heels that will hold up under 315 pounds, but that's your problem!!.....


you can skip the belly bracelet though.....that wandering too far down the wrong road......

 

[BigCracker]

Here's a sexier pic as promised.I'll even show my dbol moonface cuz I don't give a fuck. I wore my purple guido wifebeater for all of you Prince fans. Now before you click, mentally sing YMCA to yourself while the pic opens for max boner effect.

My most miniscule pose. I think I saw a vein once when the light was just right?

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b169/bigcracker/3tudate.jpg

 

[bigmodean]

how tall are u?

u dont look 315

Agreed,you definately are large,but still dont look quite 315,maybe 270 tops.

 

[perp69]

Nice work fatty. I don't know many....well any one that weights in at 315 with that much muscle. Guard that cell phone. I remember when I first got mine. I took a bunch of pics posing and acting stupid when I was bored at work one night and then forgot and left my phone at work. It was kind of hard coming in the next day because I know they were all looking at my pics.

Perp

 

[BigCracker]

Nice work fatty. I don't know many....well any one that weights in at 315 with that much muscle. Guard that cell phone. I remember when I first got mine. I took a bunch of pics posing and acting stupid when I was bored at work one night and then forgot and left my phone at work. It was kind of hard coming in the next day because I know they were all looking at my pics.

Perp

LMFAO!!!!! I'm deleting all my flubs right now. I also have a bunch of porn from web sluts sending me their pics. That could lead to extreme embarassment if the wrong person were to see them. Just be glad you didn't store a pic of your semi erect cock...or did you???

 

[BigCracker]

Agreed,you definately are large,but still dont look quite 315,maybe 270 tops.

Jesus H. Christ you guys are tough to please. Today I'll try to find some 240 lb guy at the gym (that I dwarf) and make the poor bastard stand next to me in a pic to show scale. BTW-my legs are not shown in the pic-and they are very big-which might be why I don't look as heavy as I am???