FrankenCracker at 315 lbs

[BigCracker]

I think that last pic definitely gives a better perspective on how big you are.......I'm 294 with the exact same condition......except that I YES the shit out of my face......I hate moonbol face. Now go take a picture with some 165 pound stock broker stretched over your back ala lex lugars torture rack!!

Funny you mention Luger. I'm from Chicago myself and as a teen I wanted to look just like him. I had the same haircut even. Anyway, just the other day I took a cab to p/u my car from the shop. The cabby started talking old school WCW and Luger's name came up. He informed me that Lex Luger is in prison now cuz he freaked out on steroids and killed his wife(Elizabeth-Macho Man's WWF girlfriend from back in the 80's). The cabby shut the fuck up as soon as I called bullshit on his media hyped roid horror story. I said steroids can't make you crazy like that otherwise you could claim you were on roids to get off on murder charges with a temp insanity plea. All you'd need to do is say you were juiced at the time you committed the murder so you were unable to determine right from wrong=insanity plea. Lawyers have tried this defense in the past and it never works. Anyway, the cabby changed the subject after that. Have you heard anything like this about Luger? I could google it but I'm not that desperate for the 411. lol

 

[redsamurai]

she was a crack whore and Od'd......I heard the 911 call that luger placed. Plus, he did a cameo on TNA with sting like a month or two ago......elizabeth died like 3 years ago, if not more. So yeah, it's bullshit. He's a shadow of his former self though.....really sad.

 

[JuicedAthletics]

LOL ... I love these responses.. 315 lbs is what the pros (in these kid's Flex, sticky paged magazines) weigh in the offseason. I dont think they realize that you must eat big and accept an amount of fat to get any size...

I dont take it to your extreme. But when I wanted to get to a lean 225, I had to accept a smoother 240 in order to diet down and hold 225.

I think you look like a monster cracker. If you stepped on a scale next to a "normal sized" dude and took a picture, they still wouldn't believe you.

Look at it this way.. You are banging their chicks while they are sitting her arguing whether you weigh 315 or 280...

 

[BigCracker]

LOL ... I love these responses.. 315 lbs is what the pros (in these kid's Flex, sticky paged magazines) weigh in the offseason. I dont think they realize that you must eat big and accept an amount of fat to get any size...

I dont take it to your extreme. But when I wanted to get to a lean 225, I had to accept a smoother 240 in order to diet down and hold 225.

I think you look like a monster cracker. If you stepped on a scale next to a "normal sized" dude and took a picture, they still wouldn't believe you.

Look at it this way.. You are banging their chicks while they are sitting her arguing whether you weigh 315 or 280...

LOL You are too kind bro. My recent pics really don't do me justice until you stand me next to another 250 lb + guy cuz most 300 lb guys look much fatter than I do(relatively speaking of course). I mean seriously, there aren't too many guys around in the buffed 300lb range w/ a distinct v taper. Even with a shitload of juice it won't happen overnight-and I think some guys fail to realize this. I've been training 6 days a week for 19 yrs now-it's gonna take some time for some younger whippersnapper to catch me no matter what his recipe is.


I guess ole doubting Thomas- Bigwuss threw in the towel after seeing my "in shape" pics??? lol.

 

[mikefear]

bc, you're fucking hilarious

 

[ForemanRules]

Welp, I got a new cell phone w/ camera so I thought I'd see how well it works. Here's a pic from last night at the gym. I'm not too pumped since all I did was calves. I just did a little isometrics and push ups to get the blood flowing upstairs. I'm right about 315 lbs of pure fat/no muscle whatsoever on my 4th week of 400 mg EQ, 400 mg T-cyp, and one A50/day. My guns are just under 23 inches- ( look more like 19 inches) which probably the biggest they/ve been ever without synthol enhancement(haven't used synthol since 2000). Anyway, I'm obviously in need of some AIFM which I'll be getting this week. Once I dump some bloat and gain a little more proficiency with my camera I'll post something sexier. lol

It's Alive!!!!

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b169/bigcracker/frnkencracker12-10-06.jpg


And if you are my friend at the gym, you are definitely not immune to public humiliation on the web. I took this pic of my good bro warming up on bench w/ 135 lbs. Then I posted this in his myspace comment section.

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b169/bigcracker/rickypsbench.jpg

The funny part is he does like 3 sets of 315 for 10 reps with great form. I'm such a nice guy huh?

Time for a cut fatty.

 

[BigCracker]

Time for a cut fatty.

I'm not fat, I'm just big boned. At least that's what I thought I heard your old lady tell me as she gargled with my semen like Scope Mouthwash.

 

[redsamurai]

I'm not fat, I'm just big boned. At least that's what I thought I heard your old lady tell me as she gargled with my semen like Scope Mouthwash.

BC....why'd you even bother posting your pic here? seriously, there's so many shit talking fags here that in the real world would double time it away from you if you looked at em sideways......but here on the net everybody's got big brass fucking balls don't they?......

 

[T-Matt]

haha, I wouldn't say something on here that I wouldn't say to your faces in real life.. BC is a big bitch.. BC.. you are a big bitch! *run*

G bombs are awesome..

T-Matt

 

[BigCracker]

BC....why'd you even bother posting your pic here? seriously, there's so many shit talking fags here that in the real world would double time it away from you if you looked at em sideways......but here on the net everybody's got big brass fucking balls don't they?......

I'm used to it bro. Even guys at the gym automatically think I'm slamming a 10 cc bottle of test a day to look like I do. People don't even ask me if I juice-they more often ask how much GH I take. lol It goes with the territory. Sometimes online it's kinda fun to show these guys from small gyms in podunk towns that a 200lb physique is not the king in the gyms I workout at. For taller BB's (6ft+)300 lbs is the new 250 lbs for 2007-on the left coast anyways.


Stay up playa.