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FrankenCracker at 315 lbs

redsamurai said:
the fuck you talking about "no muscle"?? You fucking look awesome.......absolutely no reason a man should get leaner than that, unless you really want to step on a stage in little posing trunks with a strap going up your ass. Lookin good bro.....
Heyyyy! WTF is up with the posing trunk comment...and no thongs ever on my ass! :) you look thick bro! Its winter....be big.

Quad
 
ThepoolGuy said:
Ive been waiting for some big cracka pics. I wouldnt want to meet you in a dark alley bro especially if your wearing heels.. :)


Just wait until I pop your can with cayenne pepper laced KY Jelly.
 
315...!? don't look it... more like 415. no just playin. u don't look 315 though, and u look like u could whip yourself into shape fairly easy. i was expecting to click on that shit and see some hairy fuckin shit ball. your not hairy though...LOL
 
Quadsweep said:
You better be fuckin tough yourself with that ass lube. no cayene on my pee pee!

Q.

Shiiiiiit! I'll be double glovin' my weiner before I put it into your high mileage mangina.

I heard you were seen leaving the head judge's hotel room, doing the "walk of shame" the morning before prejudging for your last contest.

I also heard you did very well. I heard you did good in the contest stage too. Coincidence???
 
Did sterroids make your penis shrink? I know it does that cause the media told me. I figured since you were so big that you must take steroids and obviously a lot so you must have a very teeny weeny peeny! True hah?
 
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One of the side effects of being huge is that it makes your dick look smaller proportionately. Fortunately my lack of testicles makes my dick actually appear to be bigger than it is, so it balances out my penis:bod symetry.
 
BigCracker said:
Shiiiiiit! I'll be double glovin' my weiner before I put it into your high mileage mangina.

I heard you were seen leaving the head judge's hotel room, doing the "walk of shame" the morning before prejudging for your last contest.

I also heard you did very well. I heard you did good in the contest stage too. Coincidence???

high mileage mangina damn where do you get this shit lol
 
BigCracker said:
Shiiiiiit! I'll be double glovin' my weiner before I put it into your high mileage mangina.

I heard you were seen leaving the head judge's hotel room, doing the "walk of shame" the morning before prejudging for your last contest.

I also heard you did very well. I heard you did good in the contest stage too. Coincidence???
I was actually 10th @ Jr Nationals...guess my head and mangina are just no good.... :worried: The double glove would be to give you some much needed thickness on little cracker from the rumors goin around about you....how did this get to my mangina anyway! :)

Quad
 
CO B-man said:
Did sterroids make your penis shrink? I know it does that cause the media told me. I figured since you were so big that you must take steroids and obviously a lot so you must have a very teeny weeny peeny! True hah?
My woman says mine is bigger...balls have been small for so long I cannot remember if they made my cock look smaller. My Quads have to make it look smaller. another rule is you cannot have 30" quads and big balls at the same time. not enough room in my town fro the 4 of them! :p

Quadswep
 
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