Yellow Tail wine gives me heartburn every time, no matter what variety. Used to have Friday night get togethers at a friend's house and that's the only wine she'd buy. Two sips and my stomach would start up.
Not trying to depress you or nothing but IMHO if you get heartburn from something it's your body's way of saying "Do Not Want". It's how my gluten intolerance first manifested, in fact.
For fun, instead of trying bizarre food combinations I'd say go with ipecac syrup FTW ... just make sure you're in the bathroom after you've swallowed it, you can set your watch by the amount of time it takes for the food to start it's reverse trip.