FML pt 2

[youpissmeoff]

So... I am on a marathon road trip. In Dallas tonight and staying at an old classy hotel I like. Stayed here many times.

Tonight I decide to take a stroll. Within 200 yards I come to a bar with male dancers out front. Then notice everyone is dude couples and I am walking alone in this crowd.

Why did I not get this memo?????

So pissed I almost did not suck that dudes dick!!

 

[nimbus]

damn, so you were the only homo there without a bf?

 

[youpissmeoff]

damn, so you were the only homo there without a bf?

I reckon

 

[WoodyO]

Did you meat up with big pokey or slapdick?

 

[nimbus]

water water everywhere and not a drop to drink

 

[nangiggles]

water water everywhere and not a drop to drink

LMAO

 

[cindylou]

lololol

 

[sterolizer]

Hahaha!

 

[mrplunkey]

pick3 will drive 2 fuck. You should have called him.

Just sayin'

 

[PICK3]

pick3 will drive 2 fuck. You should have called him.

Just sayin'

wtf???

 

[EarthRider]

so, did you go in?

 

[nydj66]

how long did you stay?

fyp

 

[youpissmeoff]

lol, I tucked in my butt cheeks and headed back to the hotel. Ate a can of pringles from the minibar and called it a night.

 

[binö]

how many cox did you cram in your mouf at once?

 

[youpissmeoff]

how many cox did you cram in your mouf at once?

I wil say this, i did not inhale.

 

[youpissmeoff]

or impale

 

[binö]

I wil say this, i did not inhale.

as long as none of the multiple sets of balls you juggled made contact with your own balls then it's all good still str8