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Mr.Cucumber
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Nice to meet everyone, and can't wait to get started. Just trying to work on my build and get some input. I'm about 6ft and 210 with <10% BF
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superdave said:
I agree as well
poor thingHumanTarget said:
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samoth said:Are you an Arnold fan? I hear all of his health problems are directly related to his massive steroid abuse when he was a body builder. He's fat now, too, 'cause all his muscles turned to mush.
The latest photos I have seen of him were on the beach and he looked like a leather hacky sac. I doubt he even works out anymore. I was thinking about doing some steroids but not if it means looking like a dried piece of fruit.
Mr.Cucumber said:
Steroid use has been proven to shrink ones phallic size as well as cause males to grow breasts. They also cause uncontrollable outbursts and fits of rage. This is why Arnold broke his leg skiing: He was obviously on "the juice" (that's slang for steroids, BTW), and went into "roid rage" (technical term for uncontrollable steroid-induced fits of anger). This is precisely why steroids are bad for you and illegal. There's published research clearly stating that steroids don't cause muscle growth, too. I can't believe there's people out there that would poison their bodies so.
mad scientists are not above this. hence, zombies...samoth said:Steroid use has been proven to shrink ones phallic size as well as cause males to grow breasts. They also cause uncontrollable outbursts and fits of rage. This is why Arnold broke his leg skiing: He was obviously on "the juice" (that's slang for steroids, BTW), and went into "roid rage" (technical term for uncontrollable steroid-induced fits of anger). This is precisely why steroids are bad for you and illegal. There's published research clearly stating that steroids don't cause muscle growth, too. I can't believe there's people out there that would poison their bodies so.
please, i had to zoom in on the pic just to see it.HumanTarget said:
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samoth said:Steroid use has been proven to shrink ones phallic size as well as cause males to grow breasts. They also cause uncontrollable outbursts and fits of rage. This is why Arnold broke his leg skiing: He was obviously on "the juice" (that's slang for steroids, BTW), and went into "roid rage" (technical term for uncontrollable steroid-induced fits of anger). This is precisely why steroids are bad for you and illegal. There's published research clearly stating that steroids don't cause muscle growth, too. I can't believe there's people out there that would poison their bodies so.
Interesting you mention this, I was reading a medical journal for leisure on this today. Scientists are comming closer to finding a link between the gasoline (street term for anabolic steriods) and its effect to convert user's genes to those of neanderthal's. The brains in the test subjects shrunk and the foreheads protruded. Some long-term users have even reported dragging their knuckles on the ground without even noticing. Amazing stuff, I will try to find the volume and issue to reference it for you.
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Nathan said:
lol, thank you
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samoth said:You know, you can always change your stupid name after you go Plat.
It actually seems to be growing on me and untill recently have become quite attached to it. Cucumber's are very delicious and make great impromptu weapons if need be.
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welcome broMr.Cucumber said:
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Mr.Cucumber said:
The average EFer is 6'0", 225, 5% body fat, 8 inch cokk, and makes 250k/year. You're a bit below average but should fit right in!
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samoth said:I hear Pick3 loves cucumbers.
This is a member here? If he likes a nice cucumber then I imagine we will get along quite nicely, you know with my name and all.
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