Feel Like I've Shrunk Every Morning after Sleep

[DIVISION]

I was in the military and I remember not drinking any liquid for 4 hours before going to bed so I could get a whole 6 hours of sleep straight through. Didn't work. I got up twice to piss anyway.

Aight.....

You were one of those kids that always pissed everybody off when we were qualifying on the range (ARMY)......one of those dude how always had to piss at the worst possible moment. I remember you, MuffinBoy......




DIV

 

[jubei]

100g of protien before bed seems like overkill. 50-60g would seem ideal IMHO.

 

[small but working on it]

I do feel smaller in the morning but I think we jump up and take a look and it doesnt compare to during the day after a workout and taking in fluids,food all day. As far as this double thread smaller and pissing at night, I piss about 3 times a night and it drives me crazy. I hate it. I get thirsty at nite (before bed ) and I have to drink something. It is a regular cycle, I get award winning gas, I mean AWARD winning bombs at night from the protein and feel bloated up like a dead cow and then I piss 3 or 4 times a night and in the morning I feel thinner and no gas and I look in the mirror and think, I was bigger yesterday.

 

[ghettostudmuffin]

Go fuck yourself you ARMY TURD .

Btw, I was in the Navy bitch.

 

[DIVISION]

Go fuck yourself you ARMY TURD .

Btw, I was in the Navy bitch.

Oh......so you were the escorts for the Marines.

I don't like either of you.....




DIV

 

[ghettostudmuffin]

What branch of the service your in no way proves how "tough" you are so those bad jokes don't fly with me.

Btw, if it weren't for the fact that I have a weak bladder I'd have made it into the Navy Seals. I passed the physical tests with flying colors to get into BUD/S.

So go dwell on that for awhile you rucksack weenie.

 

[DIVISION]

What branch of the service your in no way proves how "tough" you are so those bad jokes don't fly with me.

Btw, if it weren't for the fact that I have a weak bladder I'd have made it into the Navy Seals. I passed the physical tests with flying colors to get into BUD/S.

So go dwell on that for awhile you rucksack weenie.

Ok......so your weak bladder kept you from making the Seals......

BooFuckingHoo.....

I never said I was "tough". You're making alot of assumptions here, Yoda....

You're obviously embittered, but what do you have against me?

"rucksack weenie"........oohhhh Harsh...



DIV

 

[hotzie]

that will be enough of the weenie callin around here

 

[Snarf]

100g of protien before bed seems like overkill. 50-60g would seem ideal IMHO.

Jubei, what do you think about fats before bed? I have a fast metabolism, so I eat about 40-50g of real food protein and about 40g of complex carbs before bed to keep from shrinking. I take in almost no fat before bed. What about adding some olive oil and an omega3 cap?

Also, I drink a ton a water before bed. Sometimes I wake up feeling like a have to piss, but I just go back to sleep. My bladder is industrial strength. I wake up in the morning and piss forever. My wife is always amazed. Never have to take a piss at night.

 

[ghettostudmuffin]

I'm a little embittered I admit, NUGGA.