Fake teets

[bigbassturd]

Pros? Cons?

Wifey wants them, but also wants another kid or two. She has Ds but wants DD

Also not sure, given that we're going to have more pet humans, if she should go above or beneath the mammary glands.

We don't know dick about them, so inform me.

 

[jdynasty]

In for info!

 

[mistaballoonhands]

I don't think we have to state the obvious about cons, do we?

 

[psizzle_8]

Oh snap.......

Muwahahaha

 

[bigbassturd]

I don't think we have to state the obvious about cons, do we?

yes?

 

[bigbassturd]

Oh snap.......

Muwahahaha

hahaha

she didn't tell you?

 

[-SD-]

Not worth it to go from a D to just a DD. PRobably a good idea to wait until after kids also

 

[pdaddyII]

Wife wants them too but is going to wait until after kids. She's worried about them complicating breast feeding. Also, why not wait until all the damage is done...then go in and clean up the mess

 

[bigbassturd]

SD shes like 34D wants a 36DD

Pretty big difference from what we have seen via google (lol, that was an akward conversation btw)

Pdaddy she is thinking that they'll stop the dreaded gravity effects

 

[-SD-]

wife wants them too but is going to wait until after kids. She's worried about them complicating breast feeding. Also, why not wait until all the damage is done...then go in and clean up the mess

^^^^+1

 

[psizzle_8]

Wife wants them too but is going to wait until after kids. She's worried about them complicating breast feeding. Also, why not wait until all the damage is done...then go in and clean up the mess

^ true story, seen chicks get them done then get knocked up, and we all point and laugh

 

[st3760]

As long as the incision is not near the areola and implant is under the muscle you should be good. She may be more prone to stretch marks though. It can hinder breast feeding but is not likely. Ten years ago...he'll no but today things are diff. We just had a baby on Sunday and my wife is gonna get some in the near future. Hope this helps. Good luck bro.

 

[psizzle_8]

hahaha

she didn't tell you?

Nope. You know I like blondes and you know I like big fake teets. You both are just toying with me now me thinks

 

[bigbassturd]

Nope. You know I like blondes and you know I like big fake teets. You both are just toying with me now me thinks

maybe we are

Maybe we aren't

 

[-SD-]

As long as the incision is not near the areola and implant is under the muscle you should be good. She may be more prone to stretch marks though. It can hinder breast feeding but is not likely. Ten years ago...he'll no but today things are diff. We just had a baby on Sunday and my wife is gonna get some in the near future. Hope this helps. Good luck bro.

Identify yourself

 

[jdynasty]

Is there an age cutoff where women shouldn't get them, or is any age appropriate?

 

[bigbassturd]

Who the fuck?

 

[bigbassturd]

Is there an age cutoff where women shouldn't get them, or is any age appropriate?

I'd say anywhere between 11-75 is gtg

 

[mistaballoonhands]

After your 3rd compression fracture, they're contraindicated.

 

[cindylou]

As long as the incision is not near the areola and implant is under the muscle you should be good. She may be more prone to stretch marks though. It can hinder breast feeding but is not likely. Ten years ago...he'll no but today things are diff. We just had a baby on Sunday and my wife is gonna get some in the near future. Hope this helps. Good luck bro.

just had a baby on Sunday...yesterday? And you're already talking major surgery in the near future?

 

[st3760]

Is there an age cutoff where women shouldn't get them, or is any age appropriate?

I did an X-ray on an 75yr old woman who had them the other day. Said she had lots of cash and was tired of em
sagging and got them at 65.

 

[bigbassturd]

After your 3rd compression fracture, they're contraindicated.

speak english motherfucker this is merica

 

[st3760]

just had a baby on Sunday...yesterday? And you're already talking major surgery in the near future?

I'm talking a year or so. Last Sunday.sry

 

[cindylou]

congrats

 

[bigbassturd]

Yeah but do you intend on having more chitlens?

 

[Captain FT]

Ever visit a nursing home and see all the really old women with sweet racks?




































Yeah me neither.

 

[bigbassturd]

Who cares what it looks like when she's 70?

We won't live that long anyways

 

[st3760]

Absolutely. At least one more. Still hashing it out but she will get them when she is ready. I don't know how old you or your wife is but if you are talking two more kids and you space them out by the time the 2nd one comes you could get the boobs re-done. Supposed to have them replaced 10-15 yrs. say it's 8 yrs...close enough if necessary. Just my two cents

 

[bigbassturd]

Noone asked you faggot so fuck off

 

[bigbassturd]

Lol i'm jk bro that was a dick move

She's considered doing it now then having them lifted after the baby is born

 

[-SD-]

why bother rob, you gotta trade her in for a newer model in 10 years.

 

[st3760]

All good here bro. I assure you I don't give a damn.
But that wood be awesome. Do it.

 

[zwhit]

old ladies with nice racks turn me on sooo bad

 

[billfred]

How tall is your wife? 36dd on anything but a tall woman looks porn star and tacky.

 

[zwhit]

bill,.do you even lift?

 

[billfred]

bill,.do you even lift?

Every time I go to the bathroom bro

 

[bigbassturd]

Fuck you bill I'm not giving you a visual to fap to, I know that trt is kicking in


Ok, she's a 5'10'' blonde

 

[zwhit]

lol you didn't get it. fuck I fail at being funny

 

[billfred]

Fuck you bill I'm not giving you a visual to fap to, I know that trt is kicking in


Ok, she's a 5'10'' blonde

Aha - can pull it off. Wait until all breast feeding damage is done and stuff has shrunk back down.

 

[bigbassturd]

lol you didn't get it. fuck I fail at being funny

I got it rob ololol

 

[bigbassturd]

Aha - can pull it off. Wait until all breast feeding damage is done and stuff has shrunk back down.

Meh, we won't be breastfeeding again

First time was a fuckin nightmare

 

[zwhit]

lolololol

 

[billfred]

Meh, we won't be breastfeeding again

First time was a fuckin nightmare

Yeah but you still get all kinds of damage. Shit swell up then deflates. Nipples kind of sag down on some soft wrinkled skin.

You throw some DD in there and she will be EEE when preggo.

 

[bigbassturd]

You throw some DD in there and she will be EEE when preggo.

I'm still knot seeing an issue....

 

[Captain FT]

I'm still knot seeing an issue....

 

[bigbassturd]

It's settled then

 

[-SD-]

ok good talk robs

 

[WoodyO]

IMHO fake titties always look... well, fake. They never look like the original factory models, so why bother?

 

[-SD-]

threads done rob, quit talking thx

 

[WoodyO]

I just fucking got here. Where were all the interesting threads when I was sitting in my office all day?

 

[psizzle_8]

Oh. My. God.

I bet her nips are like.. flying saucers

 

[psizzle_8]

I just fucking got here. Where were all the interesting threads when I was sitting in my office all day?

Shut the fuck up, I enjoyed our convo about movies...fucker

 

[WoodyO]

Shut the fuck up, I enjoyed our convo about movies...fucker

Something wrong with your titties?

 

[psizzle_8]

I was actually blessed in that department, spank you very much

 

[mistaballoonhands]

bullshit

 

[bigbassturd]

I can vouch for that

 

[bigbassturd]

Still need pics tho

 

[WoodyO]

I've no clue what Psizzle looks like. I was picturing Ellen since she made the comparison herself.

 

[bigbassturd]

Picture Ellen's personality on a hot, jacked and tan bish with big teets and long dark hair

 

[psizzle_8]

Boom! Except I'm chopping my hair off before my show

 

[bigbassturd]

Boom! Except I'm chopping my hair off before my show

DLB tribute?

 

[mistaballoonhands]

this isnt at all the picture someone else painted for me

 

[psizzle_8]

DLB tribute?

More like a Hilgenburg tribute! Brunette style

 

[psizzle_8]

this isnt at all the picture someone else painted for me

Your avi depicts pretty nicely what I think of when I see your posts

 

[mistaballoonhands]

Your avi depicts pretty nicely what I think of when I see your posts

Good. Get your tongue in there.

 

[zwhit]

lol

 

[bigbassturd]

Whoever painted that picture needs to retake art I then

 

[mistaballoonhands]

I was actually blessed in that department, spank you very much

Really?? I think you have a cute face, but I cant see any tits there.

 

[bigbassturd]

Lol @ her looking anything like that these days

Fail

 

[mistaballoonhands]

Where the fuck is traz when you need a call out

 

[bigbassturd]

Where the fuck is traz when you need a call out

I think he mentioned something about an arm wrestling tourney for a photoshoot for Tiny Sweater Magazine

 

[psizzle_8]

Those pics are from 2010. Gross

 

[mistaballoonhands]

I think he mentioned something about an arm wrestling tourney for a photoshoot for Tiny Sweater Magazine

lol

 

[psizzle_8]

I think he mentioned something about an arm wrestling tourney for a photoshoot for Tiny Sweater Magazine

That lying bastard, he told me he had some cover shoot today...

 

[bigbassturd]

Haaahahahahaha!!!

 

[WoodyO]

Let's see a fucking recent picture. Not one where you are prairie doggin' a shit either.

 

[mistaballoonhands]

lmao

 

[psizzle_8]

Let's see a fucking recent picture. Not one where you are prairie doggin' a shit either.

Ok, ok, fine. Give me a minute, gotta soften the lens on the camera and ductape it to the ceiling to get a good angle.

 

[bigbassturd]

Lmao! Then make a thread asking for opinions!