I seen a ufo!
Who says aliens cant be blobs or defy laws of physics? There are lifeform blobs on our planet right now!(dont go there). So put a brain in one big deal. Who says they have to have arms and legs? Dolphins are smart, they dont have legs! Maybe they'll propel themselves by continuous high hydrogen farts! Fact is, until one of these bastards beams down in my backyard I will not formulate an opionion. I would tell the story of the time I seen a UFO, but im afraid that would be a big waste of time here. Oh well, here goes anyways. I dont know what to tell you, I havent seen any 200' diameter orbital spaced lighted up ships hoovering 100feet over a railroad track since then. I wasnt drinking either. Go ahead, have fun with that one! I know what I saw, I drove right under the motherfucker. My friend wanted to stop, I speed up and told him if he wanted a closer look jump out the fucking car because im gone. It zipped off into nothing after we were about 1 mile from it. Yeah, ok, it was a government thing! Sure! I know, it was a low orbit satellite!