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Explain Persian to me

LoneTree said:
Since a long time, I have not been frequenting this board very often.
I remember you used to be the dickhead who was the head-vermin of 'bombs up your asses squad'. When too many bombs went up your ass, you put your tail between your legs, and started licking your ass.

Sorry to say, but nothing has changed; you are the same shithead you have always been. Something is still stuck up in your ass that is not letting you sit still, and you have to keep on jumping and barking at people for no reason. Have a proctologist have a look at your ass.

You think that almost a billion and a half people in this world are terrorists?
It may be news to you, but they really don't give it a shit what people like you think about them.

Yes, there is country called Mongolia and those people call themselves Mongolians. They destroyed The Abbasid caliphate in Baghdad, but soon afterwards, many mongol tribes settled in nearby turkey and established their own (Ottoman) empire in Turkey.
The area you are talking about used to be called 'Faras' in oriental languages and 'Persia' in Latin or European alphabets. Similarly, the language is called 'Farsi' or 'Persian'. It is an old indo-germanic language that is very close to many European languages.
Farsi or Persin is the perfect language of poetry. Probably word's best romantic poetry (Hafiz) has been written in that languauge. English translations of 12th centry sufi poet Rumi are the largest selling books of poetry in America.

HOLY SHIT! That was my favorite pwnage on here of all time! Dead on!
 
I just saw a thing on the history channel that covered Iran's whole nuke program (scary within itself) and it touched on the Persian empire. Really impressive. Huge empire, very advanced as far as their military went. I think they were the first army to use archers in battle? Anyhoo. Very dominant, proud people. Iran still seems to be the same way, only living in poverty.

BTW. Lestat got pwooned.
 
well, I guess it would be the same reason I call myself Southern when asked... Not that I'm not American... I dunno... shit... hell... fuck... Lighten up you are giving me a headache ;)
 
Once we all figure out this ploy of them calling themselves Persians,
I bet they will switch over to calling it the Fertile Crescent.
 
Frisky said:
well, I guess it would be the same reason I call myself Southern when asked...

Or maybe you do it to set peoples expectations that what you are going to say is totally tard..
 
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