Ever run into an old trick and wonder what the hell was on your mind to make you fuck them in the first place?

[Lestat]

does 4everhung certify the authenticity of this story?

 

[AAP]

does 4everhung certify the authenticity of this story?

He certifies his beligerent nature and stupidity of random postings. That is for sure. That bottom boy can't help but to post stalk me.

 

[c3bodybuilding]

Well if anything this proves that AAP, HeatherRae and myself all follow the 'feel good now, feel bad later' philosophy in life. Now that I think of it, I doubt any of us goes through the feel bad part, lololol.

Those blueberry bars are so nasty, stolen or not, they deserved to be brought back.

 

[bw1]

LOL, I have to wash my eyes out with soap after reading this thread

 

[MrMuscle]

whats a "popper"?

 

[rnch]

thanks for the first smile of the am, AAP...even before my coffee kicked in.

great fiction.


(well, most of it...)

 

[bw1]

SEnd me a picture... cause I don't steal shit from ugly people.

Actually, I really only took shit if they were a bad lay. I mean I felt like I was entitled to SOMETHING for wasting my fucking time fucking them. Some of them were flat out terrible in bed.

LOL

 

[AAP]

whats a "popper"?

Oven cleaner, video head cleaner, gun oil, VHS lube, etc... (sex drug you sniff).

It shoots your head up in the clouds... FAST! Most people use it because it disconnects your mind from your body for a brief minute or two. Long enough for the fag behind you to unceremoniously shove his cock up your ass all the way up to his $3.99 shit stained cockring. That way you don't do something really stupid, like scream. Which normally alerts the Dilliards sales staff that something is definately amiss in Changing Room #4.

 

[jh1]

Oven cleaner, video head cleaner, gun oil, VHS lube, etc... (sex drug you sniff).

It shoots your head up in the clouds... FAST! Most people use it because it disconnects your mind from your body for a brief minute or two. Long enough for the fag behind you to unceremoniously shove his cock up your ass all the way up to his $3.99 shit stained cockring. That way you don't do something really stupid, like scream. Which normally alerts the Dilliards sales staff that something is definately amiss in Changing Room #4.

LMFAO!

But now we know ur lying.... da fegs don't shop at Dillards...

 

[the-short-one]

You can do some good $$ on ebay you hit up the right tricks. I gave up on that doorknob though. I fucked myself up by going back to the bed and asking in a light voice in his ear "whereee isss yourrr flashlighttt and philipppss headdd screwwww driverrrr" hoping my words would penetrate his subconscious and he would mumble out the answer.

Bitch woke up and was like "wtf you talking about?"

I'm laughing so hard right now that I'm crying. lololol


oh, gawd - that's funny.