Ever run into an old trick and wonder what the hell was on your mind to make you fuck them in the first place?

[AAP]

LMFAO!

But now we know ur lying.... da fegs don't shop at Dillards...

We don't have a Nordstrom's at the Galleria here.

And Pottery Barn don't have no changing rooms.

 

[rnch]

....Actually, I really only took shit if they were a bad lay. I mean I felt like I was entitled to SOMETHING for wasting my fucking time fucking them. Some of them were flat out terrible in bed.

now THIS i can agree with....more than a few between-the-sheeters made me wonder why i wasted the spritz of CK Eternity to attract them with.

 

[Frisky]

Oven cleaner, video head cleaner, gun oil, VHS lube, etc... (sex drug you sniff).

It shoots your head up in the clouds... FAST! Most people use it because it disconnects your mind from your body for a brief minute or two. Long enough for the fag behind you to unceremoniously shove his cock up your ass all the way up to his $3.99 shit stained cockring. That way you don't do something really stupid, like scream. Which normally alerts the Dilliards sales staff that something is definately amiss in Changing Room #4.

lmfao

dude... you are killing me... I want to be a geigh guy

 

[ksharp01]

This by far takes top prize for best thread since I have joined back in October! I need to stop reading this or my boss is gonna started wondering why I keep giggling.

 

[rnch]

i thought all "alternative lifestylers" shop at the gap or bed, breakfast and beyond?

 

[AAP]

http://images.search.yahoo.com/search/images?p=rush+poppers&ei=UTF-8&fr=sfp&x=wrt

That is what I am talking about. It goes by many names. Rush, Love Potion, Diezel Doz, Jungle Love, etc...

It is some fucking wicked shit. I mean you open the bottle and take a whiff and you have exactly 2.3 seconds to secure that bottle top back on before it hits your brain like a nuclear blast of laughing gas. It relaxes the sphincter muscles so it helps you in accomodating large objects back there. Naturally, I don't have a use for that shit.

But I did try it once just to see what the hype was about. I took a whiff and immediately my eye sight got blurry and fuzzy and the room started spinning at 200mph round and round. I had to sit down before I fell. It can only be described as a pleasureable drowning in the ocean. If that makes sense. You really feel like you are helpless and floating. The high only last about 45 seconds. And then I crashed down with a throbbing pounding headache. Everyone else says they don't get a headache from it. Well hell... of course not. If they did, they wouldn't notice something as insignificant as a migraine going on while you got a throbbing horse cock pounding your ass. Who thinks about a headache at a time like that?

Even when you don't use it, it smell is like a damn industrial grade paint thinner kind. Stinks up the whole room. And woe to the fucking trick that ever drops the bottle during sex. You could stone the whole damn neighborhood everytime the wind blows.

 

[redsamurai]

It relaxes the sphincter muscle... I knew he'd eventually slip up!! :lmao:

 

[Spartacus]

AAP you're alright
I need a bottom sometimes
too

 

[AAP]

AAP you're alright
I need a bottom sometimes
too

What do two bottoms do together? What do you and your friend sit around doing? Nails?

 

[redsamurai]

What do two bottoms do together?.......

that could have been the opening to a really funny joke....