Ever run into an old trick and wonder what the hell was on your mind to make you fuck them in the first place?

[c3bodybuilding]

LMAO This reminds me of the time you said you walked out of Vitamin World with a few protein bars and their ala.

Do you really take their shit? That would be great if you did!

You need to start posting these crazy stories more often. I miss the gym ones, especially the one where you went to that hillbilly gym one time a few years back and ran into 'king shit' with his lifting belt cinched real tight around the flub. It's a toss up between that and Niko the direct to video ninja for my favorite ones.

 

[heatherrae]

The worst was when I actually spent the night only to get up at 3AM and try to steal this antique Barelene door knob off the closet. Bitch was squeaking like a motherfucker. I would have had an easier time just stealing the whole damn door.

ROFL...

I think I have found a new career.

Just kidding.

 

[AAP]

Re: Ever run into an old trick and wonder what the hell was on your mind to make you

lol your sick in the head

Had I succeeded, I would have given you the door. You probably need it more than I did bro.

 

[heatherrae]

Shoes biatch! Where have you been... he makes sure they wear the same shoe size then jack's their skids on the way out...

Gay guys always have the best shoes too... fuggers...

maybe you should try it. Shoes are expensive! They will like your belly button piercing...lol.

 

[AAP]

ROFL...

I think I have found a new career.

Just kidding.

You can do some good $$ on ebay you hit up the right tricks. I gave up on that doorknob though. I fucked myself up by going back to the bed and asking in a light voice in his ear "whereee isss yourrr flashlighttt and philipppss headdd screwwww driverrrr" hoping my words would penetrate his subconscious and he would mumble out the answer.

Bitch woke up and was like "wtf you talking about?"

 

[AAP]

LMAO This reminds me of the time you said you walked out of Vitamin World with a few protein bars and their ala.

Do you really take their shit? That would be great if you did!

You need to start posting these crazy stories more often. I miss the gym ones, especially the one where you went to that hillbilly gym one time a few years back and ran into 'king shit' with his lifting belt cinched real tight around the flub. It's a toss up between that and Niko the direct to video ninja for my favorite ones.

That was from the gym. I stole god knows how many protein bars from there. Once I even grabbed those nasty ass Blueberry flavored ones. They sucked. I ate one and hated it so I brought the other two back the next day and asked to swap them for the chocolate chip.

 

[AAP]

maybe you should try it. Shoes are expensive! They will like your belly button piercing...lol.

If he put a diamond stud on that belly ring, I will try to steal that.

That is why in college I dated so many married women. You could walk out the door with their wedding rings and shit and they would never say a word about it. Can you imagine the police report? "I took it off and put it on the bedside nightstand... and then he....."

 

[c3bodybuilding]

That was from the gym. I stole god knows how many protein bars from there. Once I even grabbed those nasty ass Blueberry flavored ones. They sucked. I ate one and hated it so I brought the other two back the next day and asked to swap them for the chocolate chip.

LMFAO you actually exchanged the stolen ones?!?!? I *love* that. I can't stop laughing now.

 

[AAP]

LMFAO you actually exchanged the stolen ones?!?!? I *love* that. I can't stop laughing now.

Hell yeah. She was like "yeah they pretty bad, we don't sell much of those." I was like "can I get something else". and picked up three.

By the time I left that gym a year later, they were selling those protein bars for $6 in an attempt to recoup lost profits.

 

[heatherrae]

You can do some good $$ on ebay you hit up the right tricks. I gave up on that doorknob though. I fucked myself up by going back to the bed and asking in a light voice in his ear "whereee isss yourrr flashlighttt and philipppss headdd screwwww driverrrr" hoping my words would penetrate his subconscious and he would mumble out the answer.

Bitch woke up and was like "wtf you talking about?"

I have the address of a man that has some EXPENSIVE toys sitting outside unlocked all day, and he works 8-4 or so, if you want them.