Ever been caught jacking off?

[sereneman]

I caught my dad once, not in the act, but he had the v.c.r. on pause on a nude scene and his pants were unzipped. When I walked in the living room, He just looked up with a beet red face and had a shit eating grin on his face.

 

[sereneman]

Caught my brother sitting down in the stand-up shower floor with his legs spread eagle. He covered up his dick as soon as I opened the shower curtain. I said, "What are you doin?" He replied very sheepishly, "Nothin." He was 15. Me and my friend teased him unmercifully about it until he cried. Those were the days when people didn't admit they masturbated. He got me back though. He walked in my room and I was goin' at it. I quickly threw the covers over me, hoping he didn't see what I was doing. I waited awhile to think of what I was going to say. I walked into the living room and said, very macho like, "You probably thought I was jacking off, well I wasn't." If that wasn't a dead giveaway...

 

[NJSerious]

No. Unfortunately I have never been caught, or else I would make them finish me off.

 

[paradox]

He covered up his dick as soon as I opened the shower curtain

Your brother shoulda kicked your ass for being such a fag for opening the shower curtain on him.

 

[VicTusDeuS]

yeah what are you trying to see lol

 

[Taps]

I was camping one time, and one of my buddies started wanking it in the middle of the night. A bunch of us were sleeping outside and he had his own tent...all we could hear was fap-fap-fap-fap-fap-fap...

Of course, we all started laughing and throwing things at his tent. He got really pissed and yelled at us to fuck off. 10 mins later....fap-fap-fap-fap-fap. He's one of the most persistant guys I know.

 

[Silverback316]

No never been caught but I have a great story about my friends little brother when I was younger. Well My friend had a younger brother who was in 5th grade or so and he had a best friend who was the same age. Well we were in about 7th or 8th grade and we all knew that these 2 screwed around with eachother and were most likely gay. Well my friend had a Talkboy recorder(that thing from Home Alone 2) and he accidently left it on while the 2 fags were home alone(no pun intended) and we got quite the conversation out of it. You could hear them saying ouch don't stick it in there it hurts and hurry suck it now. This was fucking hilarious and we questioned them about it. They were so embarassed and told us that they were talking about a nintendo game that wouldn't work. After that incident we caught them under blankets together with no clothes on and in the shower together. These 2 will be scarred for life if you asked me.

 

[sereneman]

Your brother shoulda kicked your ass for being such a fag for opening the shower curtain on him.

Yeah probably so. He probably would have if he could.

 

[Puc]

mom caught me stroking off.

i actually walked in on mom giving dad oral once, too. the image was burned into my brain

 

[grlpwrd]

Pardon me for saying this..but wouldn't it be better to knock on the door??? lol Better than being scarred for life.

and no..I never caught someone doing themselves