Ever been called 'disgusting'?

[Victorian guy]

Ladies and Gents,

The other day, whilst working out with my shirt off, I heard a woman sneer 'What a disgusting steroid gorilla'. The man she was with, a pony-tailed little wanker, chimed in "I could be his size too if I took steroids." That these heathens dared insult my 275 pounds of rock-hard Herculean physique was too much, and I instantly dropped the 315 pounds I was curling and marched over to them, smacked the woman in the face, and carried the little man into the toilet, where I held him upside down, stuck his head into a urinal, and repeatedly flushed.

I come from an aristocratic family, and any and all insults are met with an instant reply!
Perhaps some of you bros know where I am coming from!

 

[Twitched]

275 lb aristocrat? that must be interesting..

you should hire someone to slap people for you..

Can I have some money for a euro gear cycle?

 

[Silverback316]

Ladies and Gents,

The other day, whilst working out with my shirt off, I heard a woman sneer 'What a disgusting steroid gorilla'. The man she was with, a pony-tailed little wanker, chimed in "I could be his size too if I took steroids." That these heathens dared insult my 275 pounds of rock-hard Herculean physique was too much, and I instantly dropped the 315 pounds I was curling and marched over to them, smacked the woman in the face, and carried the little man into the toilet, where I held him upside down, stuck his head into a urinal, and repeatedly flushed.

I come from an aristocratic family, and any and all insults are met with an instant reply!
Perhaps some of you bros know where I am coming from!

I am sure this story is true.

 

[scruples]

Ladies and Gents,

The other day, whilst working out with my shirt off, I heard a woman sneer 'What a disgusting steroid gorilla'. The man she was with, a pony-tailed little wanker, chimed in "I could be his size too if I took steroids." That these heathens dared insult my 275 pounds of rock-hard Herculean physique was too much, and I instantly dropped the 315 pounds I was curling and marched over to them, smacked the woman in the face, and carried the little man into the toilet, where I held him upside down, stuck his head into a urinal, and repeatedly flushed.

I come from an aristocratic family, and any and all insults are met with an instant reply!
Perhaps some of you bros know where I am coming from!

 

[PURE EXTRACT]

I still don't understand why you had to slap my girl...and the toilet thing was WAY out of line!!

 

[Mike P.T.]

I still don't understand why you had to slap my girl...and the toilet thing was WAY out of line!!

Damn bro I heard about that. The Almighty said his face hurt for hours after that incident.

 

[Greek Freak]

315 lbs curl...impressive, story...fabricated.

 

[jip]

Victorian guy....come back to anabolex. i heard you weren't banned, they just wanted to ask you something.
Your stories can't be appreciated here.

 

[drveejay11]

Re: Re: Ever been called 'disgusting'?

I am sure this story is true.

 

[Themachine01]

hes telling the truth, I seen it, I swear. he forgot to mention the part where he got jumped by a team of midget ballet dancers that seen him hit the woman.