Ladies and Gents,
The other day, whilst working out with my shirt off, I heard a woman sneer 'What a disgusting steroid gorilla'. The man she was with, a pony-tailed little wanker, chimed in "I could be his size too if I took steroids." That these heathens dared insult my 275 pounds of rock-hard Herculean physique was too much, and I instantly dropped the 315 pounds I was curling and marched over to them, smacked the woman in the face, and carried the little man into the toilet, where I held him upside down, stuck his head into a urinal, and repeatedly flushed.
I come from an aristocratic family, and any and all insults are met with an instant reply!
Perhaps some of you bros know where I am coming from!