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Ffactor said:
Ffactor always gets what he wants.

OH!!

A) Isn't there a little situation in your life that sort of prevents that from happening?; and

B) I hope you don't have a "reputation" (whether true or false) on ef. Cock blocking (for whatever reason) via karma messages seems to be the thing lately.
 
alien amp pharm said:
Puhleease. I only included her because I was afraid she'd bitch if I didn't mention her name.

You slipped. You totally slipped dude.

And as he said, "Thou protesteth too much" - Shakespeare
 
habitualhealth said:
Bitch? Hah. Please, I've been trying to get you off my back since....when did i join again? :rolleyes:

off your back? When have I ever been on your back? Oh yeah, the Atlanta meetup I forgot.





HAHA, JOKING!
 
uh-HUH!!!!!!!!!


the atlanta truth is slowly cuming out............ :)
 
rnch said:
uh-HUH!!!!!!!!!


the atlanta truth is slowly cuming out............ :)

Nah dude. Everytime I started finding her attractive and thought about getting in her pants, she began talking again and ruined it.

Wait, why did I say "began talking again" for? It's not like it ever stopped.
 
alien amp pharm said:
You making fun of my penis again?!?
nahhhh...........every person (can't limit it to girls) that has seen it prolly has done that!











ZING
 
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alien amp pharm said:
Well in your mouth I'm sure it did seem little.








:lmao:
only when compared to the one aap had lodged......elsewhere....













(dude, you set yourself up for it.............)
 
habitualhealth said:
Ok Lestat. :rolleyes:


Mouth, hand, ass, wherever....little is little hun...no "seeming" to it. Don't get your hopes up tho, there's just got to be someone out there who can find use for it. *shrugs*
his latex doll is well worn to the saddle and patched in high traffic areas. :rolleyes:
 
nycgirl said:
OH!!

A) Isn't there a little situation in your life that sort of prevents that from happening?; and

B) I hope you don't have a "reputation" (whether true or false) on ef. Cock blocking (for whatever reason) via karma messages seems to be the thing lately.

a) No, it is open and understood.
b) I don't have a reputation on elite or anywhere else for that matter. Who on earth is sending you cock blocking karma messages?
 
habitualhealth said:
Don't get your hopes up tho, there's just got to be someone out there who can find use for it. *shrugs*

There is, but they charge too much.


You might have won this time evilwoman, but I'll be back.

*shakes fist angrily*
 
alien amp pharm said:
There is, but they charge too much.


You might have won this time evilwoman, but I'll be back.

*shakes fist angrily*
knowing you, i suspect u r shaking.......something else.......at her pic :evil:
 
"you must spread some karma around before giving it to alien amp pharm again"
 
alien amp pharm said:
Nah dude. Everytime I started finding her attractive and thought about getting in her pants, she began talking again and ruined it.

Wait, why did I say "began talking again" for? It's not like it ever stopped.

Ahhh, once again the problem with 90% of all women.... they're attractive before they speak... can't say much for after that though.

Lets see, I've got to find a post to ride hh on... wait... riding... hh... ermmmm :sick:
 
artrius said:
Ahhh, once again the problem with 90% of all women.... they're attractive before they speak... can't say much for after that though.

Lets see, I've got to find a post to ride hh on... wait... riding... hh... ermmmm :sick:

It's ok, she's gone.... I got her cleaning the house. We can talk about her now.
 
There are lots of great ladies here who fit the bill but one would really have to meet them to know for sure.

The ones who I have met are incredible women in all aspects.
 
WODIN said:
I didn't know that lestat and shadow were bi? Learn something new every day.
lol

dude, just cuz I can admit that Shadow is a good looking guy, doesn't mean I want to suck his cock.
 
thank the lord for the anabolic forum, after reading the responses on this thread i need to go there for a testosterone recharge...some estrogen filled geighness going on here.
 
The Bigdawg said:
There are lots of great ladies here who fit the bill but one would really have to meet them to know for sure.

The ones who I have met are incredible women in all aspects.

yup, true true.
 
alien amp pharm said:
I've been known to make a girl orgasm simply by cuddling. I'm quite good at it.
:rainbow:


Be sure to wear some tight pants in a few weeks so I can see that bottom :rose:
or better yet, don't wear any at all.

Well see. Are you sure you are going to be there? (with your fear of flying)

as for as the orgasmic cuddling....VERY DOUBTFUL!!!!! :worried:
 
awittyusername said:
OMG..lol you changed it.

Thanks!! I will never tease you or any of the other girls here again.


Why is it that I feel like you are full of shit!!!!!
Some people just can't help themselves.

And you are very welcome!!!
 
evansteve said:
feisty, you are attractive. now lets see pics of your bottom. :)

Be sure to empty sent messages also.


Dude Empty your pm box!

RADAR
 
lol! man, believe it or not, I'm starting to like you..

no, not in a :rainbow: way.
 
awittyusername said:
It is simple...Since, you are an insane 20 something...You want what you can't have.

Awitty - if I wanted you, I would be able to get you. But I don't so there's no need to go any further.

What are you doing up so late anyway? Shouldn't you be resting? Those Geritol ladies you like to scope out and date wake up pretty early. I would hate for you to miss out on the best catch.
 
nycgirl said:
Awitty - if I wanted you, I would be able to get you. But I don't so there's no need to go any further.

What are you doing up so late anyway? Shouldn't you be resting? Those Geritol ladies you like to scope out and date wake up pretty early. I would hate for you to miss out on the best catch.


LMAO @ Geritol ladies :FRlol:


good one girly
 
Three huh? Hmmm...

Mountain Muscle cause he thinks he's a badass and needs to be put in his place. :qt:
PBR so I'd have someone to ride/race street bikes with.
Scotsman just so I could be seen in public with a big sonofabitch.

:)
 
awittyusername said:
It is simple...Since, you are an insane 20 something...You want what you can't have.

p.s. that doesnt stop after 20 something broly :FRlol:
 
dirty~d~ said:
Three huh? Hmmm...

Mountain Muscle cause he thinks he's a badass and needs to be put in his place. :qt:
PBR so I'd have someone to ride/race street bikes with.
Scotsman just so I could be seen in public with a big sonofabitch.

:)


Holy shit I never figured I would get mentioned on this thread. Thanks :rose:

Now you know it's all camera angles and I am really about 5' 120lbs right :verygood:

Cheers,
Scotsman
 
Scotsman said:
Holy shit I never figured I would get mentioned on this thread. Thanks :rose:

Now you know it's all camera angles and I am really about 5' 120lbs right :verygood:

Cheers,
Scotsman

Reading her comment I wish I wasn't mentioned in this thread...
Now I have to kick her butt. :chomp:
 
juicedmohawk said:
I would ban habitualhealth, frisky, feisty, and jackangel if I was a mod.


This board would never be the same again without us here!!! Admit it!!! :evil:

You know you wanted to say your picks would be HH, Frisky, Feisty and Jackangel....

You should edit your post to reflect the above.... :rose:
 
juicedmohawk said:
fuck you, you fucking donkey fucker. :evil:

Don't be mad your team may be going to cali, they will still suck, we will hate them just as much there.
Oh and quit flirting with me, you desperate mid-west, chiefs ho. I am straight. :evil:
 
mountain muscle said:
Don't be mad your team may be going to cali, they will still suck, we will hate them just as much there.
Oh and quit flirting with me, you desperate mid-west, chiefs ho. I am straight. :evil:

oh, that was low. too bad you didnt get rid of mike shanahan; you'd have a chance of winning then.



















This is not flirting, it's e-flirting.
 
StickFigure said:
Frisky, Qt, and Smurfy!!

But most of all HabitualHealth!!! :p :p :p
:rose: :rose: :rose: :rose: :rose: :rose: :rose: :rose: :rose: :rose: :rose:


awwwwww :rose:
 
juicedmohawk said:
I would ban habitualhealth, frisky, feisty, and jackangel if I was a mod.

I'm gonna ban you from LIFE :chomp:
 
mountain muscle said:
Reading her comment I wish I wasn't mentioned in this thread...
Now I have to kick her butt. :chomp:

Hey at least you get physical contact, I am just going to be arm candy.

All in all I am still shocked as I never get mentioned in any crush/love/lust threads.

Cheers,
Scotsman
 
Before this thread gets locked, I will pick

Awitty - Absolutely hilarious; would keep me on my toes (No, I don't want you!!)
Biteme - A man that is at peace and has been very kind to me (thank you for your prayers).
MTS - The conversations at the dinner table would be endless
 
I just want to say that I have the best threads.. I am a goddess to elite.. :rose:

admit it bitches.. 15 fecking pages.. and KB said I was lame :rolleyes:
 
juicedmohawk said:
10 pages for some of us.

I'm sorry you can't count..

If you need some help with that gimme a call. :qt:

BTW.. wtf.. where the hell have you been? and when in the hell are you gonna buy me that drink?
 
Frisky said:
I'm sorry you can't count..

If you need some help with that gimme a call. :qt:

BTW.. wtf.. where the hell have you been? and when in the hell are you gonna buy me that drink?
the forums are easier to read if you have them set to 30 messages per page instead of 20.
 
juicedmohawk said:
the forums are easier to read if you have them set to 30 messages per page instead of 20.

answer my damn question juicy.......... when the hell will you get your ass to LA?

I don't bite... :chomp:

Ok i do but i won't bite you .. i promise ;)
 
Scotsman said:
Hey at least you get physical contact, I am just going to be arm candy.

All in all I am still shocked as I never get mentioned in any crush/love/lust threads.

Cheers,
Scotsman


Oh you'll be more than arm candy... TRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUST me. :qt:
 
BradG said:
HA! but you were mentioned... :|

You're supposed to stay in my wet dreams, mister. :p
 
nycgirl said:
Before this thread gets locked, I will pick

Awitty - Absolutely hilarious; would keep me on my toes

Thanks!!! It is so nice to have an intelligent girl here who can appreciate those qualities. I am so tired of the girls here thinking I am just eye candy, and treating me like a piece of meat!
 
YASMINA said:
And who did you pick sweetie at the beginning of this thread? :heart:
;)
When you were here before
Couldn't look you in the eye
You're just like an angel
Your skin makes me cry
You float like a feather
In a beautiful world
I wish I was special
You're so fucking special

But I'm a creep
I'm a weirdo
What the hell am I doing here?
I don't belong here

I don't care if it hurts
I want to have control
I want a perfect body
I want a perfect soul
I want you to notice when I'm not around
You're so fucking special
I wish I was special

But I'm a creep
I'm a weirdo
What the hell I'm doing here?
I don't belong here

She's running out again
She's running out
She runs runs runs

Whatever makes you happy
Whatever you want
You're so fucking special
I wish I was special

But I'm a creep
I'm a weirdo
What the hell am I doing here?
I don't belong here
I don't belong here

radiohead
 
Eringobraugh said:
When you were here before
Couldn't look you in the eye
You're just like an angel
Your skin makes me cry
You float like a feather
In a beautiful world
I wish I was special
You're so fucking special

But I'm a creep
I'm a weirdo
What the hell am I doing here?
I don't belong here

I don't care if it hurts
I want to have control
I want a perfect body
I want a perfect soul
I want you to notice when I'm not around
You're so fucking special
I wish I was special

But I'm a creep
I'm a weirdo
What the hell I'm doing here?
I don't belong here

She's running out again
She's running out
She runs runs runs

Whatever makes you happy
Whatever you want
You're so fucking special
I wish I was special

But I'm a creep
I'm a weirdo
What the hell am I doing here?
I don't belong here
I don't belong here

radiohead


Love the words of that song.

:artist:
 
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