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jack sparrow

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Does anyone remember:

What Dunks famous line to ForeinGirl Was?

When GS actualy started a karma thread after the site had been down for 24 hours?

The "Wootoom Rule" and what digger made him do to have it lifted?

The night Needto Plat Bombed everyone in C&C?

The musclemuscle karma scandal?

When Lestat beat up five Mexicans at a car wash?

Ahh...the memories. Post up your favs...this is all I can think of at the moment.
 
I'm still a newbie, I have no memories yet.
Oh yeah, just one, you were mean to me when I got here ;-)
 
blueta2 said:
I'm still a newbie, I have no memories yet.
Oh yeah, just one, you were mean to me when I got here ;-)
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Most everyone gets a rash of shit when they join C&C. When I first got here, hammy told me to hang myself, and Wootoom told me to jump out in traffic.
 
shit what was that chick's name that cornholio wrote about....?

wanda? something like that. funny shit
 
jack_schitt said:
Does anyone remember:

What Dunks famous line to ForeinGirl Was?

When GS actualy started a karma thread after the site had been down for 24 hours?

The "Wootoom Rule" and what digger made him do to have it lifted?

The night Needto Plat Bombed everyone in C&C?

The musclemuscle karma scandal?

When Lestat beat up five Mexicans at a car wash?

Ahh...the memories. Post up your favs...this is all I can think of at the moment.
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No. So tell us.

Here are some much older than that....

RyanH being exposed for flunking the bar exam.

Jeff_rys staking out the Customs office and waiting for the man he had an interview with later that day (over some seized GH) to leave his office to go to the bathroom and then grabbing his shit and running.

When SSME got laid.

MP5's photoshop of Smalls in Hannibal bondage attire.

CanadianClueless totally exposing jerseyfart on the board.

Theron posting his real phone number.
 
calveless wonder said:
injecting into the o-ring.................

superdave's plumper stories lololol
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Yep yep...what about the famous tiger88 gym pwnage thread? He took it bad on that one.
 
jack_schitt said:
Yep yep...what about the famous tiger88 gym pwnage thread? He took it bad on that one.
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you mean where he walked in with his buddy and they were a complete douche to the one older fat guy? he was expecting everyone to be like "cool"

yeah, that was some serious ownage.

i miss tiger
 
AAP said:
No. So tell us.

Here are some much older than that....

RyanH being exposed for flunking the bar exam.

Jeff_rys staking out the Customs office and waiting for the man he had an interview with later that day (over some seized GH) to leave his office to go to the bathroom and then grabbing his shit and running.

When SSME got laid.

MP5's photoshop of Smalls in Hannibal bondage attire.

CanadianClueless totally exposing jerseyfart on the board.

Theron posting his real phone number.
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OK, now THAT I remember.
 
I still chuckle when I think of all the e-tards that attributed their bannings to li'l ole me.

For the record, I have only ever been responsible for getting ONE board member banned...
 
blueta2 said:
I'm still a newbie, I have no memories yet.
Oh yeah, just one, you were mean to me when I got here ;-)
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Funny you should mention this to Jack cause he just did the same thing to me....

We have a pattern here, Jack's a bully to the girls. How unusual :rainbow:
 
jack_schitt said:
Was that a KB thread? I must have missed that one. Got a link?
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That was my shit, but it's not as funny anymore when you read it, becuase at the time my name was Sopping Wet Vagina and I had the same avatar as little aap so everyone thought it was him.
 
jh1 said:
That was my shit, but it's not as funny anymore when you read it, becuase at the time my name was Sopping Wet Vagina and I had the same avatar as little aap so everyone thought it was him.
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It was so funny to se that whole thing unravel.
 
BIKINIMOM said:
I still chuckle when I think of all the e-tards that attributed their bannings to li'l ole me.

For the record, I have only ever been responsible for getting ONE board member banned...
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Oh who are you kidding woman?

It's you're fault I'm even a mod.

Geez.

:rolleyes:




























:rainbow:
 
jack_schitt said:
Theron posted his real number LMFAO!!
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Hell yeah. He got lonely one and asked for someone to call him. 300 phone calls later his mom (Gloria) was in hysteria overload.
 
velvett said:
Oh who are you kidding woman?

It's you're fault I'm even a mod.

Geez.

:rolleyes:




























:rainbow:
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LOL I dunno how things are now because I have sooooooooo been out of the loop and I am certainly the furthest thing from a mod anymore. But there was a time when my opinions had some value... I remember that you and macro were the only mods who had the power to ban someone, jess because you said so. A wise choice indeed. The rest of us all had to vote or somesuch... LOL The Mod board was so much fun at times!!! And remember those asstards that thought *they did something* because somehow they managed to post screenshots from the board?!

Good Lord, it was like high school, baby-sitting a bunch of idiots at times. :rolleyes: Not saying that EVERYONE was like this, just a very vocal minority.

You know that I have always held you in high regard, and rightfully so.

Whoduthunkit all those years ago when that little assmunch posted your REAL pic all over the net. (I forgot about that retard). He was dumb enough to do it from a campus computer that had cameras on it!!! I was all over that douche like white on rice. :qt:

OMG Now THAT WAS SOME MAJOR PWNAGE!!!

Good times had by all.
 
AAP said:
Hell yeah. He got lonely one and asked for someone to call him. 300 phone calls later his mom (Gloria) was in hysteria overload.
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Holy SHIT dude!!! I'm rolling over here :lmao: He's a good guy and all, but that's just hilarious.
 
how about elitefry's 500 lbs of whey being impounded by Australian customs?
1st and 2nd karma wars
the whole johnnny scandal (and his travelling IP), satanic goatslayer and the cult of the bunny
sawastea being the synonym of all things gheigh
 
jack_schitt said:
Holy SHIT dude!!! I'm rolling over here :lmao: He's a good guy and all, but that's just hilarious.
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I shit you not. Gloria got the number to the EF office and called Rick up demanding that he make us stop.
 
jh1 said:
That was my shit, but it's not as funny anymore when you read it, becuase at the time my name was Sopping Wet Vagina and I had the same avatar as little aap so everyone thought it was him.
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I remember that. Everyone was giving advice and poking fun really thinking it was me posting. Rottenwillow was seriously concerned, lol.
 
Any thread with AAP and "Pool Party" in the subject


The Gardening and Backstreet Boys forum attacks done by Nathan, SSME, Beastboy, OMGWTFScrappy, Y, Alters and others.

The subsequent fake rebuke attack posts made by those forum members here on EF C&S
(Justin Timberlake joined EF for a day)
 
Damn, I can recall all kinds of shit.

Mommakins and ole what's his face hookinup.
Smallmovesal hacking into a mod's puter.
Frack and Kart Chic hookin up.

Lots of drama round here long ago.
 
alien amp pharm said:
I remember that. Everyone was giving advice and poking fun really thinking it was me posting. Rottenwillow was seriously concerned, lol.
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LOL.. RottenWillow got more pwned than you.

At teh end she said some shit like: "What.. wait. I just waisted my time on Ejacuface... goddammit"
 
This is some cool shit. I remember the elitefry whey thing, Pinto...I remember the day that whole thing unfolded. I was supposed to be cutting the grass but it was too hot outside. Funny stuff right there. :sawastea: lmao...who started that, hammy?
 
AAP said:
No. So tell us.

Here are some much older than that....

RyanH being exposed for flunking the bar exam.

Jeff_rys staking out the Customs office and waiting for the man he had an interview with later that day (over some seized GH) to leave his office to go to the bathroom and then grabbing his shit and running.

When SSME got laid.

MP5's photoshop of Smalls in Hannibal bondage attire.

CanadianClueless totally exposing jerseyfart on the board.

Theron posting his real phone number.
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explain
 
vixensghost said:
Damn, I can recall all kinds of shit.

Mommakins and ole what's his face hookinup.
Smallmovesal hacking into a mod's puter.
Frack and Kart Chic hookin up.

Lots of drama round here long ago.
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Smalls hacked into someones computer? Wow...
 
vixensghost said:
Damn, I can recall all kinds of shit.

Mommakins and ole what's his face hookinup.
Smallmovesal hacking into a mod's puter.
Frack and Kart Chic hookin up.

Lots of drama round here long ago.
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The Frackal and KartChic hook-up and subsequent break-up was a classic! She was hysterically funny but we were all thinkin, "WTF was she thinkin?" and while Frackal was a sweet kid I still chuckle to myself at his defending his "need" to use anabolics because he injured his back. He couldn't just come out and say, "I am using performance enhancing agents because I WANT to."

And now they are gone.

*sniff*
 
BIKINIMOM said:
Jerseyart was a sick man...

I met the dude and he seemed really normal but my God, the dude was anything but...
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There was nothing that seemed normal about that bro to me.
 
jh1 said:
There was nothing that seemed normal about that bro to me.
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He came off as being very sincere and genuinely nice in person. He worked it but good... I guess I was still very naive, believing that everyone was in real life who they portrayed themselves to be online. I met him shortly after he joined EF so I didn't have much to go on and I didnt really spend a lot of time online at that time either.

The guy was creepy looking back. Thank God he had no way to find me after I moved and realized what a REAL sicko he was.

I dont think that he would have done any harm in real life. He was more about scamming females, I think. He went on and on about how much bank he made but then showed up to take me out for dinner in some real old shitty jalopy, tried to say his car was in the shop. LOL Then as time went on and I decided to lean on him AS A FRIEND and once had to borrow some money for rent because I had a lot of perscriptions to buy (I just spent near 2 weeks in the hospital not to long before that) all of the sudden he kept changing his story about why he wasn't available, then he tried to say that he did wire me some money but it was my fault that I didnt bother to pick it up, yadda, yadda, yadda....

The dude was a REAL winner alright.
 
vixensghost said:
Dear God....That was bad. What was his name again? Ranger got played on that one BIG time. He sent him money!
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Natty Anabolic..

Ranger got hurt and so did a lot of other peeps. I know how tight funds were for him back in the day because of his own issues, in addition to being a single dad and helping to take care of his folks.

Why I was so shocked when Ranger turned on me... ah well, water under the bridge. Ca se ra se ra...
 
Newbies seriously threatening to fly cross the country to beat up another member for their flamage..

Wodin was the best, since he never was real open on the boards about being part Sasquatch
 
y_lifter and his geritol suppository thread.




























that never happened. what?




he can't tell the difference, old senile fuck.
 
i miss hucks artilce HE WROTE and experimnetal protocal he would run. the low dose 30 day DNP stint was an excellent read!!!! so was the anavar article
 
BIKINIMOM said:
Jerseyart was a sick man...

I met the dude and he seemed really normal but my God, the dude was anything but...
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that dude was the most annoying asshole in history....for a while there him and some other douchebags monopolized chat.....that was around the time i stopped frequenting this place.
 
Remember all the whining and crying jersey did about me fucking with his account and reading his PMs? Douchebag.

Hansel's meltdown was entertaining.
 
AAP said:
No. So tell us.

Here are some much older than that....

RyanH being exposed for flunking the bar exam.

Jeff_rys staking out the Customs office and waiting for the man he had an interview with later that day (over some seized GH) to leave his office to go to the bathroom and then grabbing his shit and running.

When SSME got laid.

MP5's photoshop of Smalls in Hannibal bondage attire.

CanadianClueless totally exposing jerseyfart on the board.

Theron posting his real phone number.
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The Road House Side Show.
 
jack_schitt said:
Yep, that was the dude...I was racking my brain. Dang Red, you got a mind like a steel trap.

I wish BB would show back up in some form or fashion.
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There's a couple accounts still active of his that he could use in a pinch, but he creates fly-by-night alters to do strafing runs on the board from time to time.
 
jack_schitt said:
Yep, that was the dude...I was racking my brain. Dang Red, you got a mind like a steel trap.

I wish BB would show back up in some form or fashion.
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re: your k message;

anaheim_mighty_ducks_1995.gif
 
BIKINIMOM said:
Jerseyart was a sick man...

I met the dude and he seemed really normal but my God, the dude was anything but...
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you wanted him.


at least, that's what he was telling everyone.
then he confided in me that he didn't want you because you're crazy, but i should keep that under my hat.

that's what he said when he was your friend.
 
i've been here a long time, but my memory is so bad that I don't remember anyone or anything.

*shrug*

makes it hard to hold a grudge though.
 
BIKINIMOM said:
Natty Anabolic..

Ranger got hurt and so did a lot of other peeps. I know how tight funds were for him back in the day because of his own issues, in addition to being a single dad and helping to take care of his folks.

Why I was so shocked when Ranger turned on me... ah well, water under the bridge. Ca se ra se ra...
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Yes, Natty Anabolic. How could I forget. I use to call him at home to make sure he was ok. Sucker written all over my face.


Now, you really broke my heart on the Ranger comment. I had no idea, Kini. I have no words in fact.
 
heatherrae said:
Yep! But my baby girl has a penis...lol. I just found out today.
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Chainsaws and Pecan Pie YEEE HAW!! Wait...let's not forget where I come from. Forget the part about the pecan pie and the yeee haw thing.
 
jack_schitt said:
Chainsaws and Pecan Pie YEEE HAW!! Wait...let's not forget where I come from. Forget the part about the pecan pie and the yeee haw thing.
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You are going to have to teach him to throw a ball. I was a cheerleader and a baton twirler. :worried: I don't know how to teach him any of that stuff.
 
heatherrae said:
You are going to have to teach him to throw a ball. I was a cheerleader and a baton twirler. :worried: I don't know how to teach him any of that stuff.
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He will be taught well. Baseball, Golf, and Hockey. That boy is gonna be a super star.
 
jack_schitt said:
He will be taught well. Baseball, Golf, and Hockey. That boy is gonna be a super star.
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He's not allowed to play hockey. I'm paying for braces. You are not going to get his teeth broken...lol.
 
jack_schitt said:
No, no...we will get him a cage. It'll be fine.
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You're going to put him in a cage? :worried:

I'll take your word for it...lol.
 
Christ...when are we going to get the "JS is a dickhead" or "HR is a stupid c*nt" threads? This relationship is moving too slow for EF. Hurry it up and get to the drama.
 
EnderJE said:
Christ...when are we going to get the "JS is a dickhead" or "HR is a stupid c*nt" threads? This relationship is moving too slow for EF. Hurry it up and get to the drama.
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We started by calling each other names. We put the drama first and the relationship second

Did you ever wrestle with a girl and then get horny over it? It's sort of like that. :lmao:
 
Anyone remember Youngguns?

He was plat bombed the most out of anyone for sure.
Probably the fasted poster in the world.
He will be missed.
 
heatherrae said:
You're going to put him in a cage? :worried:

I'll take your word for it...lol.
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A face "cage"...it attaches to your helmet. I've been hit square in the middle of the face with a puck, and didn't feel a thing while wearing one.
 
jack_schitt said:
A face "cage"...it attaches to your helmet. I've been hit square in the middle of the face with a puck, and didn't feel a thing while wearing one.
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Don't get him bruised or you have to answer to a crocodile mommy...lol.
 
jack_schitt said:
Does anyone remember:

What Dunks famous line to ForeinGirl Was?

When GS actualy started a karma thread after the site had been down for 24 hours?

The "Wootoom Rule" and what digger made him do to have it lifted?

The night Needto Plat Bombed everyone in C&C?

The musclemuscle karma scandal?

When Lestat beat up five Mexicans at a car wash?

Ahh...the memories. Post up your favs...this is all I can think of at the moment.
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the people of ef vs lestat that thread and that hole week was a blast.lestat bombed eldandy or some thing like that right after his dad or some thing paced away.....eringobra aka bb and I were fight all day long to.
 
needtogetaas said:
the people of ef vs lestat that thread and that hole week was a blast.lestat bombed eldandy or some thing like that right after his dad or some thing paced away.....eringobra aka bb and I were fight all day long to.
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That was some fun stuff lmao.
 
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