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Dogshit outside the library door...what the hell am I supposed to do about it?

casavant

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So I'm sitting here and two of the old librarians come in from break. One tells me, "There's some dog doo-doo right outside the entrance. Maybe you could put something over it so nobody will track it in?"

Well just excuse the hell out of me, but do I look like Mr. PoopieScoopie? I think not. Hey, she had a manila file folder in her hand, why didn't she just put it up over the pile of crap herself if she's so concerned?

Ya know, it's the lack of respect that hurts the most...
 
Hang tight cas...your break ground for male librarians of the future.
 
I think you should squat down on that bitch librarian's desk and take a huge steamer. Stand up, pull up your pants, jump off the desk, and then point at it and scream, "I'll clean the dog shit up, but that one's all yours bitch!" Trust me, you will be promoted immediately for your honesty. :)
 
casavant said:
So I'm sitting here and two of the old librarians come in from break. One tells me, "There's some dog doo-doo right outside the entrance. Maybe you could put something over it so nobody will track it in?"
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you should have looked her square in the eye with a relieved look of excretory satisfaction and said,

"ma'am, thats not dogshit!"
 
Well, they just found something more useful for me to do- apparently, some jackass called in a bomb threat this morning to the campus PD and one of the local radio stations, saying they'd planted a bomb in the library. I spent from 10:30 - 11 walking through the floors with the po po, looking for anything "out of the ordinary". With all the electronic equipment, restrooms, recycle bins, trash cans, and 1.2 million volumes spread over 4 floors, it would be kinda easy to conceal a bomb if you halfway tried. It's been kept on the DL because its probably nothing, but this doesn't happen often. This is the first time I've seen it in the year I've been here. The asswipe called from a payphone off campus, and they've already fingerprinted it. He's made several other threats from different payphones after that, from what the cop was telling me. Channel 5 news heard about it over the scanner and they just showed up with a video camera. LOL. We redirected them to campus PD. Still, the day goes on as usual.:rolleyes:
 
Feces AND bombs all in one day! I have got to get me a job at teh library. My friend works there and she was telling me about a kid who came in and took a dump on the floor. I would ahve been laughing my ass off and giggling to myself all damn day.
 
They're talking about bringing in search dogs now, but they're not evavuating the building because they don't think the threat is credible.
 
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