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EF In The Year 2020

Nelson Montana

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Looking to the future, these are some of the things you can expect to be reading about on this very forum.

The "What's the best testosterone?" thread will be up to 74,847,937,937,390 pages.

There will be a post that reads; "I did 1000mgs a day for 4 weeks and not growing. Do I need to work out?"

Needto will weigh 432 pounds with 6% bodyfat and getting excited about his upcoming cycle.

Swole will have managed to own the exclusive patent on all the Primobolan in the world. Unfortunately he will only distribute it to himself.

People who prefer Anadrol over Dianabol will feel so strongly about their choice that they'll succeed from the Union and start their own country, "ANADROLIA." There biggest import will be liver transplants.

Asking about drinking Winny will result in immediate banning and a mandatory ass kicking.

The PCT of HMG, UNLEASHED, POST CYCLE, Sustain and Arimidex will have officially reached one million satisfied users. Of course, in order to acheive that goal it required two million posts on the topic.

Ulter will return to promote his book "Steroid Success on a Gram of T a Day" -- a comprehensive tome based on his personal experience with striving to weigh 165 pounds.

Tren lovers will unionize and take control of the board since no members will sleep more than 3 hours a night.

People will be discussing the new Mr. Olympia who will be 497 pounds and lament about the "good old days" when bodybuilders were aesthetic -- like Jay Cutler, Ronnie Colemand and Marcus Ruhl.

The reigning Mr. Olympia will be a woman.

halfcenturian at the age of 72 will announce his marraige to his new wife (who has yet to be born).

A new supplement will grow muscle, increase I.Q., insure happiness and enlarge cock size but will be ignored because it isn't an illegal drug.

Frustrated by being constantly ignored, Ross will start his own message board where he can post, talk to, and argue with no one but himself.

Tatyana will still have the finest ass in the northern hemisphere.

Steroids will finally be legal but all the members will still purchase them from UG labs -- cause it's so much more fun that way. And still...no source posting!

Happy New Year.
 
Nelson, I'm still waiting for my part in all this, or were you referring to me in that anadrol post? :p
 
Traz will be the President of Anadrolia.

Nelson will be sad when he can no longer argue with Ross when he starts his own site and will try and join that site under a fake name just so he can continue to argue with Ross.

Swole and Needto will still be helping all the bro's on here, it's in there genes.

Tatyana and I will be married happily ever after, and you will all be jealous as hell. No I won't let you see nude pictures of her either.

Ross will still be convincing people to bridge.

Omega will have changed the physiques of most of the planet by then for the better.

I will still be a plat member of EF the best bodybuilding site in the world.
 
Traz will be the President of Anadrolia.

Nelson will be sad when he can no longer argue with Ross when he starts his own site and will try and join that site under a fake name just so he can continue to argue with Ross.

Swole and Needto will still be helping all the bro's on here, it's in there genes.

Tatyana and I will be married happily ever after, and you will all be jealous as hell. No I won't let you see nude pictures of her either.

Ross will still be convincing people to bridge.

Omega will have changed the physiques of most of the planet by then for the better.

I will still be a plat member of EF the best bodybuilding site in the world.

Great post bro :D
 
Oh shit that was way too funny. Anadrolia and it's major import of human livers just cracked me the fuck up HAHAHA. The major source for these harvested livers will undoubtedly be China and they will eventually be tainted with lead at some point to boot.
 
Actually I will only be 63 in 2020. That means I need to track her down SOON, because she is could already be 3 or 4 years old! I like them around 14-16. Such pressure!!! :worried:


Of course I'd give them all up for Tatyana. :bikinimom

We've been dating a bit. :rose: :artist: ... so lovely.:p
 
Oh shit that was way too funny. Anadrolia and it's major import of human livers just cracked me the fuck up HAHAHA. The major source for these harvested livers will undoubtedly be China and they will eventually be tainted with lead at some point to boot.

News Flash 2020: "China recalls thousands of tainted Livers"
 
Monsterdrol mg per cap will be 4000 mgs per cap and it will say to take at least 6 per day. With every bottle of monsterdrol you will get a JAM issued dialysis machine with 2 FDA approved midgets to operate them.
 
Funny shit Nelson! :)

By the way, I already have my own forum, and I will be more than happy to give you your very own section. ;)
 
Needto will weigh 432 pounds with 6% bodyfat and getting excited about his upcoming cycle.

Tren lovers will unionize and take control of the board since no members will sleep more than 3 hours a night.

Frustrated by being constantly ignored, Ross will start his own message board where he can post, talk to, and argue with no one but himself.


lolz
 
Actually I will only be 63 in 2020. That means I need to track her down SOON, because she is could already be 3 or 4 years old! I like them around 14-16.

holy pedo alert!!!

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I missed this thread when it was posted but I'm sittin at work doing 12 hrs on third shift Christmas night & this cracked me the hell up. Hilarious!
 
Yall forgot about me, i'll be doing overhead 500lb presses in a wheelchair, and hoomongouses leg presses if i can get centurian & Needto to drag my wrinkled ass over to the machine, I forgot i'll be sneaking all my gear out behind the desk of the nurshing home.


RADAR
 
Yall forgot about me, i'll be doing overhead 500lb presses in a wheelchair, and hoomongouses leg presses if i can get centurian & Needto to drag my wrinkled ass over to the machine, I forgot i'll be sneaking all my gear out behind the desk of the nurshing home.


RADAR

lol
 
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