Drug Test Wednesday..

[solidspine]

Tell your buddy, or anyone taking a drug test

Not to eat poppy muffins or poppy bagels,


Poppy seeds come up on those test, like heroin,

I am not kidding, I use to work at Bristol Meyers Squibb (sp) and it happened to a friend of mine.

Typical he was a guy that did not even smoke pot in the 60’s

 

[Trojan Horse]

Tell your buddy, or anyone taking a drug test

Not to eat poppy muffins or poppy bagels,


Poppy seeds come up on those test, like heroin,

I am not kidding, I use to work at Bristol Meyers Squibb (sp) and it happened to a friend of mine.

Typical he was a guy that did not even smoke pot in the 60’s

You'd have to eat a shitload of poppy seed muffins for it to pop up on a test. Or someone that eats them daily for a whiloe for it to build up in is system. One poppy seed muffin or bagel isn't going to do anything before a test.

 

[pitbullrocco]

(i wonder how many of these suggestions he will try)

 

[solidspine]

All depends whats the condition, if your on probation or pre trail they can.

You got that right.

You'd have to eat a shitload of poppy seed muffins for it to pop up on a test. Or someone that eats them daily for a whiloe for it to build up in is system. One poppy seed muffin or bagel isn't going to do anything before a test.

You very well may be correct, but the situation I refered the friend had only eaten a single muffin 24 hours prior to the test.

My man, can you elaborate how Xanax would blow everything else off in a test? Interesting comment. I'd like to know more about that cause I've never heard of it.

My man, can you elaborate how Xanax would blow everything else off in a test? Interesting comment. I'd like to know more about that cause I've never heard of it.

I am currently on probation, prior to my sentence, about 2.5 years I was enrolled in classes, en Lou of jail or prison until sentencing.

In California we have 100’s of these classes that are court ordered, and you attend these classes until you are sentenenced (sp) or sometimes instead of going to jail or prison.

Depending upon you record, your charge, and your conviction (of Course) and most important it depends upon the one and only most important aspect of our criminal justice system, your lawyer, how good is he.



Anyway, my point, what is my point?


I have been on Xanax, sometimes a lot of Xanax, for a while, well 20 years,

When tested at class, I would have to produce my prescriptions and letters from my shrink, and then I could take the urine test, as if I was going to drink the piss with out a written note from my doctor,

Long story, sorry, the officers finally just gave up on me, because every single test was distorted by my Xanax.

I got the impression they had no idea what I was really taking, I don’t like drugs, Xanax is simply a prescription, but I don’t really like recreational drugs, booze is a different issue.

But the Xanax frustrated them immensely.


LA county jail, is different, they just hold you for a week with no Xanax, and test again, they don’t care if you live or die, they just want you clean for the test.

Fortunately you can get Xanax in jail from other prisoners easier than at a drug store.

 

[LiquidPhire]

those 1 hour cleansers at the headshops sometimes work.

Sometimes work? They ALWAYS work. =) Even with dipcups and the ones with the gas testing.. the key to is ive been told *i am on random drug test for 2 years now* is to take a one-a day to throw off the test with a bunch of other vitamins because they always threaten that they can "test" for the drinks probably the 3000% dv of vitamins lol. But ya Ive never had a problem *knocks on wood*

 

[medical]

Sometimes work? They ALWAYS work. =) Even with dipcups and the ones with the gas testing.. the key to is ive been told *i am on random drug test for 2 years now* is to take a one-a day to throw off the test with a bunch of other vitamins because they always threaten that they can "test" for the drinks probably the 3000% dv of vitamins lol. But ya Ive never had a problem *knocks on wood*

I can tell when a testee is using a flushing agent. It is a matter of whether I want the hassle of pursuing it and the lost revenue of having to pay a confirming lab and an MRO (Medical Review Officer) to confirm what I already know. I have had to get rid of employees who took the proccess too personally and wanted to pursue every adulterated specimen to the bitter end.
But trust me....we know when a donor is using one of those cleansing agents!
I get offered $$$ at least once a week from manufacturers of cleansing agents to say I cannot detect their product....I also get offers to SELL their products! Bottom line is a lab can detect 90% of adulteration/dilution attempts.

 

[ItalianMuscle27]

Tell your buddy, or anyone taking a drug test

Not to eat poppy muffins or poppy bagels,


Poppy seeds come up on those test, like heroin,

I am not kidding, I use to work at Bristol Meyers Squibb (sp) and it happened to a friend of mine.

Typical he was a guy that did not even smoke pot in the 60’s

I know about the poppy seeds, I actually was nervous when I first took mine.. MY mom made this poppy seed cake for me and I had to take a drug test about 10 days later.. I passed, but I was shitting bricks alittle..

 

[ItalianMuscle27]

I can tell when a testee is using a flushing agent. It is a matter of whether I want the hassle of pursuing it and the lost revenue of having to pay a confirming lab and an MRO (Medical Review Officer) to confirm what I already know. I have had to get rid of employees who took the proccess too personally and wanted to pursue every adulterated specimen to the bitter end.
But trust me....we know when a donor is using one of those cleansing agents!
I get offered $$$ at least once a week from manufacturers of cleansing agents to say I cannot detect their product....I also get offers to SELL their products! Bottom line is a lab can detect 90% of adulteration/dilution attempts.

Thanks for the info on the flushing agents.. I had a friend earlier today tell me to tell my friend to take a capful of bleach with a gallon of water.. lol! I think he will be ok, like i said he doesnt do drugs, it was one of those spur of the moment type things.. All your friends are doing it, Ill do it too.. I dont think he will do that again.. He has too much to lose.. Ill let everyone know what happends tomorrow..

 

[Twoguns]

If someone is supervising you, get one of these Hahahaha

http://www.whizzinator.com/whiz2.htm

 

[rnch]

way back in the late 80's i lost a prime job because i failed the drug test. as i was broke and clean at the time; i knew this was impossible.

after inquiring why; it turns out i was flagged for my BLOOD PRESSURE MEDICATIONS.

arrrgh