are you kidding? I wash my hands BEFORE I touch my penis!!! I KNOW where my penis has been. It's been in my pants (usually) and away from all outside germs. My hands however, have been touching door handles, counter tops, other people's hands, and whatever else necessary. My hands are constantly touching things covered in germs while my penis is safe in my pants. I wash thoroughly before touching my clean penis and give a quick rinse after.
You dirty dick motherfuckers. Ew!