do you have a bat in your car?

[Sub-Zero]

i gave a kid a ride and he was mad that i didnt have a bat in my car incase shit went down, so he made me wait while he got one of his old bats and i put it in my backseat.

now i have a football and a baseball bat, wtf

 

[HiDnGoD]

i gave a kid a ride and he was mad that i didnt have a bat in my car incase shit went down, so he made me wait while he got one of his old bats and i put it in my backseat.

now i have a football and a baseball bat, wtf

How far can you hit the football with the baseball bat. Why didn't you get a football bat?

 

[Castro_bigdog]

Gun.........

 

[GoldenDelicious]

unless you plan to use it, and know how to use it against a person, get rid of it. theyre bulky and ineffective.

if i were in the states id eitehr have a gun or a tasr. maybe an extendable baton.

cheerios

 

[Sub-Zero]

unless you plan to use it, and know how to use it against a person, get rid of it. theyre bulky and ineffective.

if i were in the states id eitehr have a gun or a tasr. maybe an extendable baton.

cheerios

i can actually buy batons since im 18 and there is a army surplus store near me...

i dont want a gun cause then u have to use it...a bat against some punk kids is an effective scare tactic, and i can use it, i played t-ball for 3 years when i was very little

 

[Cutiebaby]

nope.

 

[Smurfy]

I used to carry a Police nightstick in my console for when I thought I was rough and tough (I was). I was about 20 or 21 LOL

 

[eat big]

I used to have all sorts of shit in the trunk of my car. Golf clubs for golf and people, trash bags for pukers, a cooler for beer and dead babies, and my paintball gun.

 

[silverfish]

I just keep a monkey in my trunk. Shit starts to go down and the trunk monkey is unleashed. Everyone scatters.

 

[DannoMight]

I had a tee ball bat and a few knives and some steel knuckles I made in shop class.

 

[FISHTALES]

I have a "tire buddy"

 

[Sassy69]

No but I have a cat in my bar.

 

[Sub-Zero]

that??

 

[HiDnGoD]

I just keep a monkey in my trunk. Shit starts to go down and the trunk monkey is unleashed. Everyone scatters.

Trunk monkey's are the shit. You have to get so many permits to own one here though. So many situations you can't use them, they've become status symbols for the rich Walter Mitty's of Ontario.

 

[Smurfy]

I dont know why any of you guys dont have a midget in your trunk.

 

[PICK3]

don't bring a bat to a gun fight

 

[nycgirl]

What happened to using the tire iron (or whatever that thing that people use to change the tire is called)?

 

[ceo]

now you're just asking for trouble. Take the bat out bro.

 

[nycgirl]

Why do you need a bat in the car?

 

[Sub-Zero]

Why do you need a bat in the car?

incas ei wanna play baseball

 

[EnderJE]

I've seen pr0n with bats.

 

[HiDnGoD]

Why do you need a bat in the car?

I've been assaulted twice, while on the road. I saw 2 guys take a bat to an old lady's car, they didn't like the way she was driving. She pissed herself, she was so scared, & they threatened everyone around with the bat if anybody tried to intervene. If any of us had had bat's it would have been a different story. At least they would have thought twice about what they were doing.

 

[chewyxrage]

I have one of those little 2 foot billy clubs (think 1920's police stick). My grandpa made it for me when I was a kid.

 

[string_bean00]

had a bat in my car for a couple years


one under my bed too


you never know

 

[HiDnGoD]

had a bat in my car for a couple years one under my bed too you never know

I have various knives, clubs, & sharp objects stashed around the house. Home invasions are getting more frequent around here, & they're not stopping at robbery. The way I see it, anybody comes in here, it's a life or death situation. I have a cement floor in the basement with drains, they'll never find the body.
Anybody know what cleans up blood & won't leave a trace?

 

[spongebob]

lol

 

[stilleto]

i used to keep a bat in my car when i was younger. now that I'm older, I keep a canary.

 

[manny78]

I have mace. Used to have a bat but I found mace to be more effective.

 

[slat1]

32" extending baton, 600,000 volt stun gun. My gun is at home.

 

[dullboy]

I have various knives, clubs, & sharp objects stashed around the house. Home invasions are getting more frequent around here, & they're not stopping at robbery. The way I see it, anybody comes in here, it's a life or death situation. I have a cement floor in the basement with drains, they'll never find the body.
Anybody know what cleans up blood & won't leave a trace?

Phosphorus and Toothpaste. *wink*

 

[KillahBee]

I used to have a big one, but now I just have one of the Yankees mini-bats under my front seat

 

[kid5er]

I have various knives, clubs, & sharp objects stashed around the house. Home invasions are getting more frequent around here, & they're not stopping at robbery. The way I see it, anybody comes in here, it's a life or death situation. I have a cement floor in the basement with drains, they'll never find the body.
Anybody know what cleans up blood & won't leave a trace?

I think bleach does the job.

 

[swolenole]

I've been assaulted twice, while on the road. I saw 2 guys take a bat to an old lady's car, they didn't like the way she was driving. She pissed herself, she was so scared, & they threatened everyone around with the bat if anybody tried to intervene. If any of us had had bat's it would have been a different story. At least they would have thought twice about what they were doing.

Your driving must suck.......

 

[hotzie]

this thread is as gay as a football bat

 

[Whiskey]

no, but I do have a 6D battery maglite flashlite in the door panel of my truck.

Whiskey

 

[alien amp pharm]

I don't need a bat with these fists of steel I have.

 

[digimon7068]

I have a Taurus .454 Casul.

 

[tinytank]

I wanna goto america, after a run in last year, i had to carry a bat in my car. And the poicle asked to search my car, and when they found the bat i wasnt worried untill he told me that it could get me into reall deep shit if i didnt have a good story for having a bat in my car... so i said that my mate and i were about to to practice . and he was bringing the ball., anyway it checked out..

gotta go to the usa, get to carry guns in your car ! almost as common as the cd player over there huh ?

 

[Frisky]

this thread is as gay as a football bat

wtf?

 

[DannoMight]

I wanna goto america, after a run in last year, i had to carry a bat in my car. And the poicle asked to search my car, and when they found the bat i wasnt worried untill he told me that it could get me into reall deep shit if i didnt have a good story for having a bat in my car... so i said that my mate and i were about to to practice . and he was bringing the ball., anyway it checked out..

gotta go to the usa, get to carry guns in your car ! almost as common as the cd player over there huh ?

Not quite. first you need a handgun permit and a permit to carry. In some states you can't even have one in your vehicle.

 

[Deterass]

38 Snub Nose

 

[eat big]

I used to have a big one, but now I just have one of the Yankees mini-bats under my front seat

My neighbor has that in one hand and the dog leash in the other when she walks her dog.