Did you hear about the woman who got her entire body chewed up by a woodchipper?

[the nature boy]

I have a feeling the real story will come out in bits and pieces.

da dum dum!!!! Heeyyyyyyyyyooooooooooooooooo!!!!

 

[bigguns7]

da dum dum!!!! Heeyyyyyyyyyooooooooooooooooo!!!!

One of the detectives working the case found a piece of crucial evidence, but his captain said he needed to get rid of the chip on his shoulder.

 

[AAP]

Not sure if you guys remember the famous case back in the 80's where a man rented a wood chipper and killed his wife and ran it through. Claimed she left him. He hosed it down and everything. On a hunch, four years later...the detective flat out accused him of killing her and the fool confessed everything right then on the first go. They later had to get evidence and after much search of the area that the fool eagerly gave them the location of, they found 1/8 an ounce of a tooth and convicted him with that evidence and his confession.

 

[musclebrains]

Where was this?

In Fargo.

 

[HumorMe]

Not sure if you guys remember the famous case back in the 80's where a man rented a wood chipper and killed his wife and ran it through. Claimed she left him. He hosed it down and everything. On a hunch, four years later...the detective flat out accused him of killing her and the fool confessed everything right then on the first go. They later had to get evidence and after much search of the area that the fool eagerly gave them the location of, they found 1/8 an ounce of a tooth and convicted him with that evidence and his confession.

I remember that well. He pulled his truck or car onto a bridge overpass and fed her into the chipper and it blew her remains into the river.

Hardcore, if you ask me.

 

[AAP]

GOT IT!!!

http://www.philly.com/mld/miamiherald/news/state/5442807.htm


Worker is killed in wood chipper
Crew runs away after accident

"Oh shit, homes look at this shit.... good lord. We gonna be in Trouuuuuuu-Bbbllleeeeeeee"

**stunned silence**


(quiet voice) "Let's get the fuck outta here."

 

[gsxr1000]

Good find GSXR!!

I can't imagine being the one having to clean that mess up.

Hmmm. good point...................maybe that's the reason why the rest of the landscaping cew hauled ass outta there after she got sucked in.

 

[gmanlax7]

anyone seen jackie chan's "Rumble in the Bronx" where they feed the guy through one, put his hamburgered remains in trash bags then give the bags to his pals ?

i also think the other workers got so grossed out and scared they didn't know what to do but book !

 

[CAESAR7]

I have a feeling the real story will come out in bits and pieces.

Oh damn that is funny shit!

 

[TheProject]

One of the detectives working the case found a piece of crucial evidence, but his captain said he needed to get rid of the chip on his shoulder.