lol
If this thread further proves one thing - as if there was any doubt - it's that plunkey would make an absolutely horrible defense attorney.
Prosecutor: "Your honor, we have a signed confession from the accused saying that he did indeed stab his wife to death."
Plunk: "Why would he marry her if he was going to stab her? You marry people because you love them, not because you want to kill them."
Judge: "Plunky, how do you respond to this signed confession?"
Plunk: "Do you love your wife, judge?"
Judge: "Yes, but whats the point of..."
Plunk: "So you married her and you wouldnt stab her."
Judge: "No, but the signed confession..."
Plunk: "I rest my case."
Bonus points if that happened over lunch.