Death Metal

[samoth]

metal is something you can comprehend, you probably listen to mortician or something rediculous like that, where all they fuckin do is bang on the drums real fast while the whole two riffs of the guitars are repeated over and over again, and to top all that off they mumble about how satan will rule the world...they might even cough, but then who the fuck can tell what they're saying anyway?


either way they're all metal

not a bunch of mumbling fucks

Will Rahmer's pretty jacked. For a short guy. Him and Hellhammer should arm wrestle or something.

Actually, the part about banging on drums playing two riffs and mumbling akin to dogs barking underwater is true in many respects. I completely see where people get these stereotypes from, because a lot of it is true.
In this genre, quantitatively speaking, poor quality and lack of talent far overshadow the few talented bands.
This is in reference only to underground death/black/grind/doom/pick-your-subgenre. Not slayer, or any other such named band.

If you want quality, and some of the most talented musicians to rival any genre of music, check out Manowar. They are far from death metal, but they are the Kings of Metal nonetheless. Hail.

 

[VitalRemains]

man just because a band goes mainstream doesn't make them less metal. look at fuckin pantera, slayer, sepultura, cannibal corpse...well cannibal never really went mainstream but still, even cradle of filth. mushroomhead's roots are nothing less than heavy ass metal.

It has nothing to do with mainstream, nothing. I'm glad you mentioned Fagtera. Another shit ass Band who isn't Metal. Just because a band is Heavy does NOT make them Metal. Fagtera is a Band who was Glam cock rock, decided to jump the bandwagon and jump on the new trend. Soooo they tried to ripoff Exhorder. Only problem, Dimefag can't play for shit. Soo they ripped off Exhorder and slowed the shit down playing Funk beats. They wouldn't know Metal if it slapped them in the face.

Same with Mushroomhead. Their "roots" are Drop D Funk music. Not Metal. Slayer might still be Metal, not sure. After they turned pussy on Bob Larsons show I ignored the fucks. Sepultera last I heard still suck ass.

 

[UA_Iron]

Deathmetal is certainly the way to go, nothing can match the intensity and pounding drumming, percusive guitar riffs and death growls.

I saw deicide about a week ago, made my week thats for fucken sure. Took down some weird ass looking people, phoenix shows seem to attract some odd looking motherfuckers.

The new Vital Remains is badass by the way, Glenn did a good job with vocals even though new deicide shit sounds tired.

Its all about Cryptopsy, Carcass, Blood Red Throne, Decapitated, Exhumed, Impaled....

 

[VitalRemains]

Hell yeah bro, that's WHY I chose the name. Cause Glen is in the band now and cause Dechristianize fucking kills.

 

[Bullit]

Moreover, please feel free to name your favorite genre of music. I have never found a style of music that can't be made fun of ad naseum.

Metal.
Vader, Skinlab, Machine Head, Slipknot, Slayer etc

I would love to see a debate between a Death dude and a Rapper. It would be impossible to tell which one was more retarded than the other, both would be so fucking stupid. LOL.


BTW - the ladies LOVE that hat.

 

[samoth]

I would love to see a debate between a Death dude and a Rapper. It would be impossible to tell which one was more retarded than the other, both would be so fucking stupid. LOL.

Probably the rapper. While Vikernes was attempting to stab C-Murder 22 times, C would just shoot him. All the metal guys kill each other with knives, rappers use guns. I give the upper hand to the rappers.

I'm just skipping over the 'debate' part between the genre members; I figure it would turn to violence relatively quick.

Seriously though, I don't know what they would debate. Their lives devoted to music? Killing? Violent, destructive lyrics? Hey, maybe they could have a good converstion after all. Then head out to the bar together to get fucked up and kill someone.

Sounds brutal, I can see Moynihan releasing Lords of Chaos II -- The Amalgamation.

 

[~ThaGame~]

It has nothing to do with mainstream, nothing. I'm glad you mentioned Fagtera. Another shit ass Band who isn't Metal. Just because a band is Heavy does NOT make them Metal. Fagtera is a Band who was Glam cock rock, decided to jump the bandwagon and jump on the new trend. Soooo they tried to ripoff Exhorder. Only problem, Dimefag can't play for shit. Soo they ripped off Exhorder and slowed the shit down playing Funk beats. They wouldn't know Metal if it slapped them in the face.

Same with Mushroomhead. Their "roots" are Drop D Funk music. Not Metal. Slayer might still be Metal, not sure. After they turned pussy on Bob Larsons show I ignored the fucks. Sepultera last I heard still suck ass.

Pantera hashad more hit records than glen benton has had women

 

[VitalRemains]

And I give two shits what those no-talent faggots have had because??????????

 

[~ThaGame~]

i'm just stating the obvious, if your gonna bash a metal legend like fuckin pantera, you need a little more than "fagtera hopped on the bandwagon, dimefag sucks"

that'd be like me saying the detroit lions are a better football team than the kansas city chiefs because well, the faggot city chiefs hopped on the winning streak bandwagon and copied the number one teams.

btw geln benton is washed up and vital remains won't sell more than 2,000 records

 

[samoth]

Pantera hashad more hit records than glen benton has had women

I thought Pantera had more than one hit record?

Sorry, but that guy's uglier than shit.