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[Q UOTE=bigbassturd;18499033]I was actually offering, but you made it all serious and now idk what to do with all these cawk pics I had ready to send....[/QUOTE]


Well you should send them anyway!!
 
He's never had one outside my dad and two brothers. Lots of good men over the years through coaches but I've done this on my own from day one. The ex went from a high functioning, intelligent guy to a crack head. After the third stint in rehab and a bunch of other crappy stuff, I left. Last I heard, he hit the third strike and went back to jail (he's Merican). He doesn't even know if I had a boy or a girl...never been a part of it.

Cool story ...


He's Merican? That explains it...
 
Dear skanky ass bitch I caught in my son's bed three hours before he flew back to Spain,

I know you're 24 and think you're practically married to my 18 yr old son but your constant drama and non stop bullshit ruined our Christmas. Remember when I told you you were no longer welcome in my home? How you got in my face at our first meeting about why I haven't encouraged a relationship with my son's bio father because you're a daddy's girl and you can't imagine a single parent home? How you snuck in anyway and disrespected me yet again?

First, I have a security system and saw you come in. Second, when I tell you to gtfo that does not mean stand in my hall and try to fight with me. Thirdly, gtfo!

Ps I know you said you're a first year med student and going on a paid transfer to Antigua but as it turns out, I work with actual doctors and actual med students. We ran your name and you're lying, bitch! You're going to Antigua cause you can't get in here.

Pss stop talking about how you want a baby!

Sincerely,
Homicidal raging mama

Go Mama Bear!
 
Dear mother in-law,

Wtf would you pick the last 2 min of the Superbowl to talk to my Pat's fan mother? Way to ruin shit.

Nan
 
I'm puking and shitting wherever I fuckin please

Got dam Patriots! bish ngr mfrs!

I am wearing my Brady jersey and nothing else
 
your mom a big football fan?



who cares... when is a good time?

Def not the end! Mom is a Patriots fan.
How was supposed to celebrate the interception that they managed last minute when talking to my mother in-law about our divorce.
 
Why do the Moms need to consult about the divorce? Are they friends or something?
It was my m othe in-law's last day so my mom wnted to be polite and come by to say bye, mother in law decided to make a talk out of things, specially since being in different countries they'll never see eachother again.
 
He's never had one outside my dad and two brothers. Lots of good men over the years through coaches but I've done this on my own from day one. The ex went from a high functioning, intelligent guy to a crack head. After the third stint in rehab and a bunch of other crappy stuff, I left. Last I heard, he hit the third strike and went back to jail (he's Merican). He doesn't even know if I had a boy or a girl...never been a part of it.

Cool story ...

Sad story!
 
Dear Erica,

I'm glad I never let you see how bad you fucked me up. I'm REALLY glad I never said that shit about "giving it all up for you" out loud.

And now that you've come crawling back after 2 weeks, you can be certain that I will make you go through all kinds of degrading shit before I let you back in my good graces. You're such a fan of 50 Shades of Gray? Get ready to live it, bitch.

#gotmymojoback


DJ
 
Dear Erica,

I'm glad I never let you see how bad you fucked me up. I'm REALLY glad I never said that shit about "giving it all up for you" out loud.

And now that you've come crawling back after 2 weeks, you can be certain that I will make you go through all kinds of degrading shit before I let you back in my good graces. You're such a fan of 50 Shades of Gray? Get ready to live it, bitch.

#gotmymojoback


DJ

why are you threatening her with a good time? ;)
 
Dear Erica,

I'm glad I never let you see how bad you fucked me up. I'm REALLY glad I never said that shit about "giving it all up for you" out loud.

And now that you've come crawling back after 2 weeks, you can be certain that I will make you go through all kinds of degrading shit before I let you back in my good graces. You're such a fan of 50 Shades of Gray? Get ready to live it, bitch.

#gotmymojoback


DJ

Take pics bro. Also, I like that you underlined it.
 
The best revenge is to totally ignore her, especially if she fuked you up. I think you're story is more sad than mine :(
 
Dear Erica,

I'm glad I never let you see how bad you fucked me up. I'm REALLY glad I never said that shit about "giving it all up for you" out loud.

And now that you've come crawling back after 2 weeks, you can be certain that I will make you go through all kinds of degrading shit before I let you back in my good graces. You're such a fan of 50 Shades of Gray? Get ready to live it, bitch.

#gotmymojoback


DJ

find a better one that's also into 50 shades (if you're into that sorta shit)...anyone that crawls back is gonna run away again anyway...you can't fix crazy...and i've never met an "erica" that wasn't...
 
He's never had one outside my dad and two brothers. Lots of good men over the years through coaches but I've done this on my own from day one. The ex went from a high functioning, intelligent guy to a crack head. After the third stint in rehab and a bunch of other crappy stuff, I left. Last I heard, he hit the third strike and went back to jail (he's Merican). He doesn't even know if I had a boy or a girl...never been a part of it.

Cool story ...

that's bogus...on behalf of america, i wood like to extend my sincerest apologies...along with the ceremonial staff of reconciliation :D
 
Dear you,

I don't like having no control over myself, It bugs me, you bug me. I'm not the attaching lovey feely kind. Maybe you should go away.

- Nan.
 
find a better one that's also into 50 shades (if you're into that sorta shit)...anyone that crawls back is gonna run away again anyway...you can't fix crazy...and i've never met an "erica" that wasn't...

Crazy girls are the best in bed.

And it doesn't matter if she runs away again, you only get to fuck up my head once. Her coming back gives me time to shut those feelings down.
 
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