Dear So and So:

[nangiggles]

I'd friend the crap out of nydj66

 

[digimon7068]

Dear Erica,

I'm glad I never let you see how bad you fucked me up. I'm REALLY glad I never said that shit about "giving it all up for you" out loud.

And now that you've come crawling back after 2 weeks, you can be certain that I will make you go through all kinds of degrading shit before I let you back in my good graces. You're such a fan of 50 Shades of Gray? Get ready to live it, bitch.

#gotmymojoback


DJ

find a better one that's also into 50 shades (if you're into that sorta shit)...anyone that crawls back is gonna run away again anyway...you can't fix crazy...and i've never met an "erica" that wasn't...

 

[digimon7068]

He's never had one outside my dad and two brothers. Lots of good men over the years through coaches but I've done this on my own from day one. The ex went from a high functioning, intelligent guy to a crack head. After the third stint in rehab and a bunch of other crappy stuff, I left. Last I heard, he hit the third strike and went back to jail (he's Merican). He doesn't even know if I had a boy or a girl...never been a part of it.

Cool story ...

that's bogus...on behalf of america, i wood like to extend my sincerest apologies...along with the ceremonial staff of reconciliation

 

[steaksandstiffarms22]

i've never met an "erica" that wasn't...

holy fuck is that not the truth!

 

[digimon7068]

holy fuck is that not the truth!

you're feelin' me, cornswolio...

 

[nangiggles]

Dear you,

I don't like having no control over myself, It bugs me, you bug me. I'm not the attaching lovey feely kind. Maybe you should go away.

- Nan.

 

[caligirl85]

that's bogus...on behalf of america, i wood like to extend my sincerest apologies...along with the ceremonial staff of reconciliation

You had me at staff!

 

[wootoom]

Meat staff?

 

[caligirl85]

Sausage?

 

[digimon7068]

soppressata??