Dear So and So:

[miplank]

your mom a big football fan?



who cares... when is a good time?

 

[nangiggles]

your mom a big football fan?



who cares... when is a good time?

Def not the end! Mom is a Patriots fan.
How was supposed to celebrate the interception that they managed last minute when talking to my mother in-law about our divorce.

 

[miplank]

I haven't turned my tv on in like 2 days

 

[bigbassturd]

I like your mom

 

[averagelookingjapdick]

Why do the Moms need to consult about the divorce? Are they friends or something?

 

[nangiggles]

Why do the Moms need to consult about the divorce? Are they friends or something?

It was my m othe in-law's last day so my mom wnted to be polite and come by to say bye, mother in law decided to make a talk out of things, specially since being in different countries they'll never see eachother again.

 

[nydj66]

He's never had one outside my dad and two brothers. Lots of good men over the years through coaches but I've done this on my own from day one. The ex went from a high functioning, intelligent guy to a crack head. After the third stint in rehab and a bunch of other crappy stuff, I left. Last I heard, he hit the third strike and went back to jail (he's Merican). He doesn't even know if I had a boy or a girl...never been a part of it.

Cool story ...

Sad story!

 

[nydj66]

Dear Erica,

I'm glad I never let you see how bad you fucked me up. I'm REALLY glad I never said that shit about "giving it all up for you" out loud.

And now that you've come crawling back after 2 weeks, you can be certain that I will make you go through all kinds of degrading shit before I let you back in my good graces. You're such a fan of 50 Shades of Gray? Get ready to live it, bitch.

#gotmymojoback


DJ

 

[nangiggles]

Dear Erica,

I'm glad I never let you see how bad you fucked me up. I'm REALLY glad I never said that shit about "giving it all up for you" out loud.

And now that you've come crawling back after 2 weeks, you can be certain that I will make you go through all kinds of degrading shit before I let you back in my good graces. You're such a fan of 50 Shades of Gray? Get ready to live it, bitch.

#gotmymojoback


DJ

why are you threatening her with a good time?

 

[steaksandstiffarms22]

Dear Erica,

I'm glad I never let you see how bad you fucked me up. I'm REALLY glad I never said that shit about "giving it all up for you" out loud.

And now that you've come crawling back after 2 weeks, you can be certain that I will make you go through all kinds of degrading shit before I let you back in my good graces. You're such a fan of 50 Shades of Gray? Get ready to live it, bitch.

#gotmymojoback


DJ

Take pics bro. Also, I like that you underlined it.