Dear _________,

[SoreArms]

dear cute asian chick in my volleyball class,

I noticed that little smile of interest you gave me as we crossed ways near the benches yesterday. I think you're cute too. I'm sorry I hit your boob with the ball when I threw it in frustration of missing the hit. I'm glad I purposely walked faster afterclass to catch up to you and say "see you next week" just so you'd notice me and I'm guessing it worked 'cause you were standing there waving bye as I drove by. I hope we can have sex soon.

 

[Kakdiesel]

dear cute asian chick in my volleyball class,

I noticed that little smile of interest you gave me as we crossed ways near the benches yesterday. I think you're cute too. I'm sorry I hit your boob with the ball when I threw it in frustration of missing the hit. I'm glad I purposely walked faster afterclass to catch up to you and say "see you next week" just so you'd notice me and I'm guessing it worked 'cause you were standing there waving bye as I drove by. I hope we can have sex soon.

you should buy the baby blue Nike Hats south korea wore and wear it to class. she'll be down.

Dear Big Baby Jesus,

Thank you for construction paper, crayons, and avatars

 

[mrdeeznuts]

Dear superior power,

please stop this lame thread.

all up in your wife, mom, sister, and gf

T2T

 

[SoKlueles]

dear raina,
thank you for your avatars

dear hammy
i hope it was nice knowing your penis

 

[Kakdiesel]

dear hammy
i hope it was nice knowing your penis

lolololol hammy busted

he shoulda thank me for mine

 

[SoKlueles]

lolololol hammy busted

he shoulda thank me for mine

lol of course his freakin ass was busted

dear kak,
i hope it was nice knowing hammys kak
or something

 

[Kakdiesel]

lol of course his freakin ass was busted

dear kak,
i hope it was nice knowing hammys kak
or something

dear SoKlu,

Thanks for being mean to me all the time for no reason and making me go on prescription Paxil everytime I see you

 

[SoKlueles]

dear SoKlu,

Thanks for being mean to me all the time for no reason and making me go on prescription Paxil everytime I see you

dear Kak
your welcome and share the damned paxil



dear target shoppers
i hate that damned button that you click when your fuggin starin right at me to get customer service
I hope your finger rots off

 

[theoak01]

Dear work____________________

your a bunch of lieing no good scum,you advertise the position as a retail investigator,but where am I? stuck on some shitty construction site working with idiots,one even being handicapped,Sir this is mentally taxing on me but you have me trapped no ,I need the money to pay the bills so I will shut up and be your bitch until I get a real job.

Dear Kris______
the little things you brought to my life recently have really brightened it up,hearing your voice and your little jokes at the end of the day make it a little brighter,thats about all I can say to that

Dear Cat____
you annoy the hell out of me only being nice when you want treats,I should lock you in the basement you rat

 

[Kakdiesel]

dear Kak
your welcome and share the damned paxil



dear target shoppers
i hate that damned button that you click when your fuggin starin right at me to get customer service
I hope your finger rots off

tennesee has their own version of paxil..its called whiskey