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GoldenDelicious
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Deal Lord...
...thats all lol
...thats all lol
swolenole
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Dear Penis,
I'm a little angry at you now...I have a child on the way because of you. I was not really ready to have a child at this point in my life. But the strong willed penis that you are you just had to have what you wanted.
I have allways treated you with the utmost kindness and respect. I have shielded you from diseses,fatties and homosexuals. I have allways kept you clean, housed and well fed..I have carresed you when you needed a friend...I have accomidated you..when you had strange or outlandish needs...It seems now that you want to protest our new lifestyle...But you need to know that It was you that got us into this situation...and just understand that things will never be as they once were..
I'm a little angry at you now...I have a child on the way because of you. I was not really ready to have a child at this point in my life. But the strong willed penis that you are you just had to have what you wanted.
I have allways treated you with the utmost kindness and respect. I have shielded you from diseses,fatties and homosexuals. I have allways kept you clean, housed and well fed..I have carresed you when you needed a friend...I have accomidated you..when you had strange or outlandish needs...It seems now that you want to protest our new lifestyle...But you need to know that It was you that got us into this situation...and just understand that things will never be as they once were..
Dear New Employer,
Thank you for seeing things in me that no other employer has ever saw. For giving me the opportunity to take a chance on a new career. Hopefully, the testosterone crew won't mind a bit of estrogen being in the room and won't be pissed when I kick ass at this new job.
Dear Old Employer,
Thank you for the review this past January. It revealed my strengths 2-3 weeks before my new position was posted. It helped me ace my interview.
Dear Lucky Suit,
Well, we did it again. Five out five. Who knew almost 7 years later, we would still be working together for a common goal. You've fitted well, loose (like last Friday), a bit tight, and, um, there was that one time it was best to leave the jacket unbuttoned. It will be years before we see each other again. Thank you.
Thank you for seeing things in me that no other employer has ever saw. For giving me the opportunity to take a chance on a new career. Hopefully, the testosterone crew won't mind a bit of estrogen being in the room and won't be pissed when I kick ass at this new job.
Dear Old Employer,
Thank you for the review this past January. It revealed my strengths 2-3 weeks before my new position was posted. It helped me ace my interview.
Dear Lucky Suit,
Well, we did it again. Five out five. Who knew almost 7 years later, we would still be working together for a common goal. You've fitted well, loose (like last Friday), a bit tight, and, um, there was that one time it was best to leave the jacket unbuttoned. It will be years before we see each other again. Thank you.
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Dear Abby,
It was SO nice that you didn't have school last night and I got to talk to you. It's kind of sad when I can't even hang out with my little sister unless I book a pedicure with her or something. You are so irresponsible it blows me away but you're also so you- and all I can do is laugh because you're just like mom. Mom and I always say we hope you end up with a guy who's uptight and organized and will put your life in order. You're the best sister eva.
Love,
Raina
It was SO nice that you didn't have school last night and I got to talk to you. It's kind of sad when I can't even hang out with my little sister unless I book a pedicure with her or something. You are so irresponsible it blows me away but you're also so you- and all I can do is laugh because you're just like mom. Mom and I always say we hope you end up with a guy who's uptight and organized and will put your life in order. You're the best sister eva.
Love,
Raina
