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jiggagold
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Dead man in mortuary impregnates woman : Dead Serious News
still slayin hoes from the grave, dudes got that deceased swag
still slayin hoes from the grave, dudes got that deceased swag
dead dude gets woman pregnant
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mrplunkey
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That site is hilarious, but sometimes their parody isn't that far from the truth:
Here's their spoof article: NAAFA lobbies for Constitutional Amendment to extend special rights to fat people : Dead Serious News
NAAFA lobbies for Constitutional Amendment to extend special rights to fat people
July 13, 2010 by Dead Serious News · Leave a Comment
The National Association to Advance Fat Acceptance (NAAFA) has disclosed that it has been lobbying members of Congress to amend the United States Constitution to provide special rights to fat people.
The proposed Twenty-eighth Amendment to the United States Constitution would make fat people a protected class and afford them special rights. “NAAFA is throwing its weight behind this effort,” Frances White, NAAFA’s Co-Chair, announced. “Fat people are tired of being treated like pariahs.”
Highlights of the proposed Constitutional Amendment include:
Fat slurs and jokes would be prosecuted as hate crimes.
If needed, airlines would be required to give fat people a second seat free of charge.
“Super-size” options would be free for fat people at fast food restaurants.
Clothing manufacturers would be required to make their clothes in all sizes.
Fat people would be allowed to park in disabled parking spaces without a permit.
Beauty pageants would have to allow fat people to compete with no penalty for size.
Food manufacturers and restaurants would be prohibited from disclosing the calorie content of their products.
Weight loss centers and diet products would be outlawed.
“Now that the majority of the American population is overweight or obese, it’s high time that we stop letting skinny people oppress us,” White added.
And here's a real website: http://www.naafaonline.com/dev2/
Founded in 1969, the National Association to Advance Fat Acceptance (NAAFA) is a non-profit human rights organization dedicated to protecting the rights of and improving the quality of life for fat people. NAAFA works to eliminate discrimination based on body size and provide fat people with the tools for self-empowerment through advocacy, public education, and support.
WHY SHOULD I SUPPORT NAAFA?
Fat people are discriminated against in all aspects of daily life, from employment to education to access to public accommodations, and even access to adequate medical care. This discrimination occurs despite evidence that 95-98% of diets fail over five years and that 65 million Americans are labeled “obese”. Our thin-obsessed society firmly believes that fat people are at fault for their size and it is politically correct to stigmatize and ridicule them. Fat discrimination is one of the last publicly accepted discriminatory practices. Fat people have rights and they need to be upheld!
Here's their spoof article: NAAFA lobbies for Constitutional Amendment to extend special rights to fat people : Dead Serious News
NAAFA lobbies for Constitutional Amendment to extend special rights to fat people
July 13, 2010 by Dead Serious News · Leave a Comment
The National Association to Advance Fat Acceptance (NAAFA) has disclosed that it has been lobbying members of Congress to amend the United States Constitution to provide special rights to fat people.
The proposed Twenty-eighth Amendment to the United States Constitution would make fat people a protected class and afford them special rights. “NAAFA is throwing its weight behind this effort,” Frances White, NAAFA’s Co-Chair, announced. “Fat people are tired of being treated like pariahs.”
Highlights of the proposed Constitutional Amendment include:
Fat slurs and jokes would be prosecuted as hate crimes.
If needed, airlines would be required to give fat people a second seat free of charge.
“Super-size” options would be free for fat people at fast food restaurants.
Clothing manufacturers would be required to make their clothes in all sizes.
Fat people would be allowed to park in disabled parking spaces without a permit.
Beauty pageants would have to allow fat people to compete with no penalty for size.
Food manufacturers and restaurants would be prohibited from disclosing the calorie content of their products.
Weight loss centers and diet products would be outlawed.
“Now that the majority of the American population is overweight or obese, it’s high time that we stop letting skinny people oppress us,” White added.
And here's a real website: http://www.naafaonline.com/dev2/
Founded in 1969, the National Association to Advance Fat Acceptance (NAAFA) is a non-profit human rights organization dedicated to protecting the rights of and improving the quality of life for fat people. NAAFA works to eliminate discrimination based on body size and provide fat people with the tools for self-empowerment through advocacy, public education, and support.
WHY SHOULD I SUPPORT NAAFA?
Fat people are discriminated against in all aspects of daily life, from employment to education to access to public accommodations, and even access to adequate medical care. This discrimination occurs despite evidence that 95-98% of diets fail over five years and that 65 million Americans are labeled “obese”. Our thin-obsessed society firmly believes that fat people are at fault for their size and it is politically correct to stigmatize and ridicule them. Fat discrimination is one of the last publicly accepted discriminatory practices. Fat people have rights and they need to be upheld!
it'd be hilarious and creepy if it wasn't absolute bunk
redshirt27se
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LOL @ some of you thinking it was a real article.
peeps been watching Clerks too many times lolol
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