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[caligirl85]

And although she was almost as old as he was

I don't see this as a negative....but I guess because I'm old.

 

[zwhit]

I don't see this as a negative....but I guess because I'm old.

everyone knows plunkey is a cradle robber

 

[bigbassturd]

What's wrong with going young? Gotta raise em right.

My wife turned 21 this year, time to shop for a newer model

 

[-SD-]

My wifes a brown, i dont have that problem

 

[dabuffguy]

This should be your headliner:


Every time I date a new girl and am about to have sex, I automatically assume she has herpes, and play it safe. That way, I don't have to tell her about my herpes.

 

[WoodyO]

"Sodomy is a prerequisite".

 

[hardrock]

That you got mad stackz and are Mitch's best friend.

 

[dabuffguy]

That you got mad stackz and are Mitch's best friend.

He'll end up with every gay guy chasing him down if he says that.

 

[ceo]

And he was cheap too, so his first date was always cooking for them. He'd buy cheap Kroger meat and do a virtually zero-cost first date. If they put-out, they'd become a door-knocker. Otherwise, he'd never call them again.

Shoulda took them bitches to MacDonald's!!! Woulda got his asshole licked for certain.

 

[mrplunkey]

Shoulda took them bitches to MacDonald's!!! Woulda got his asshole licked for certain.

Excellent point!