Dating site

[nangiggles]

lol just ask them to send you some nudies and if they say no, move on.

OMG how clever!

 

[Soulthief]

In your about you section, tell them you like to take anabolic steroids. That should ward off the suck up bitches and bring you the hardcore hotties that will gladly stick your ass with needles.

Peace brother

I thought every guy wanted a "suck up bitch".

 

[bigbassturd]

Holy fuck I'm drunk

 

[nangiggles]

Holy fuck I'm drunk

This never happened

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[wootoom]

lol just ask them to send you some nudies and if they say no, move on.

Who the fuck are you?

 

[mrplunkey]

Back when I was single, a friend of mine who I work with (we're both married now) was scandalous. I was a "quality" guy whereas he was a "quantity" guy. If 3am rolled around and all that was left in the bar was the 45 year old who wouldn't remove the Marlborough from her lips when she spoke, he'd be leaving with that girl.

One night he told me his strategy: Post a picture of yourself on all the dating sites with your shirt off. Go for the cheesiest, tackyest picture you can muster. That gets all the respectable girls out of the way. Then all you're left with are the skanks. And he was cheap too, so his first date was always cooking for them. He'd buy cheap Kroger meat and do a virtually zero-cost first date. If they put-out, they'd become a door-knocker. Otherwise, he'd never call them again.

And the funny part? He wound-up marring a very attractive former playboy model. And although she was almost as old as he was, she's also in incredible shape -- I'd say extremely well preserved. She's sweet, very attractive and a truly kind person. I almost fell out of my chair when he said he was engaged. I hadn't even met her. But I don't blame him. Opportunity knocked and he answered, so good for him.

 

[mrplunkey]

cool story bro

tl; dr.

 

[bigbassturd]

This never happened

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lololol!

Wtf nan!

 

[miplank]

he was so drunk he was getting his butthole licked when he wrote that..

 

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Back when I was single, a friend of mine who I work with (we're both married now) was scandalous. I was a "quality" guy whereas he was a "quantity" guy. If 3am rolled around and all that was left in the bar was the 45 year old who wouldn't remove the Marlborough from her lips when she spoke, he'd be leaving with that girl.

One night he told me his strategy: Post a picture of yourself on all the dating sites with your shirt off. Go for the cheesiest, tackyest picture you can muster. That gets all the respectable girls out of the way. Then all you're left with are the skanks. And he was cheap too, so his first date was always cooking for them. He'd buy cheap Kroger meat and do a virtually zero-cost first date. If they put-out, they'd become a door-knocker. Otherwise, he'd never call them again.

And the funny part? He wound-up marring a very attractive former playboy model. And although she was almost as old as he was, she's also in incredible shape -- I'd say extremely well preserved. She's sweet, very attractive and a truly kind person. I almost fell out of my chair when he said he was engaged. I hadn't even met her. But I don't blame him. Opportunity knocked and he answered, so good for him.

i always posted pics wearing kinda tight shirts so i got both skanks and respectables.