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You can use crystals to build a time machine and get an iphone 1000

 

[WoodyO]

Got to get me some of those crystals.

 

[mrplunkey]

I actually think you're mixing your scotch and lunesta wrong here. I don't ever recall talking about meditation crystals. I'm all ears if someone wants to explain to me what they are cause I have no clue, nor do you. I seem to recall you saying the same shit bluta so maybe you're mixing us up.

Crystal meditation bowls, sometimes referred to as "crystal healing" bowls:

And here's the original post from July of 2009: http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/c...w-age-people-annoy-me-655183.html#post8864742

stilletto, what exactly was she doinng in her garage? If by "crystal healing" she's referring to how crystal bowls vibrate when you run something around the edge.....than that's actually not bad stuff. Those bowls are remarkably expensive, but they produce sounds that are "incredible". I couldn't possibly describe how the sound permeates through you. Whether these things have lasting ramifications or not, I have no idea......but I know you do feel better afterwards. They can offer any sort of new age explanations they want, like it "aligns" your chakra's......I dunno, I just know that I've been in the presence of those bowls while they're being lit up.......and it's incredible, especially the big ones that you can feel hitting you lower in the body. I know a girl who was a bodybuilder and she lost her period for over a year. She sat in on one of those sessions and than literally "exploded" down there later that night. She called me up the next day practically crying she was so happy. She had gone to see alot of specialists and the medical community was telling her she may never get it back. take that for what you will.

Maybe one of those bowls could repair your pot-addled brain.

Or maybe this is the kind of bowl that "aligns your chakras" but doesn't involve meditation? Is that like a paid-unpaid killer internship or a cropless meal plan?

 

[redsamurai]

oh the bowls, lol. When you referred to them as meditation crystals you made it sound like some little fucking crystals you stare at. Those bowls you're referring to actually produce massive sound/vibration.

Crystal meditation bowls, sometimes referred to as "crystal healing" bowls:

 

[bigbassturd]

Probs knot teh only thing you're into that produces massive vibration...

Just sayin..

 

[redsamurai]

Probs knot teh only thing you're into that produces massive vibration...

Just sayin..

knot telling.

 

[mrplunkey]

oh the bowls, lol. When you referred to them as meditation crystals you made it sound like some little fucking crystals you stare at. Those bowls you're referring to actually produce massive sound/vibration.

Hmmm... let's see.

The bowls are made out of 100% crystal.

And the bowls' sole purpose is meditation/healing.

Yeah, I can see where you missed the "meditation crystal" remark. But for people with IQ's over 70, that was a pretty easy putt.

 

[redsamurai]

Hmmm... let's see.

The bowls are made out of 100% crystal.

And the bowls' sole purpose is meditation/healing.

Yeah, I can see where you missed the "meditation crystal" remark. But for people with IQ's over 70, that was a pretty easy putt.

It's been awhile