But I can't imagine being a 35 year old virgin with zero prospects of finding a mate (male or female) is much better. I guess a semen-stained monitor in your mom's basement is a substitute of sorts, but it would be cold comfort.
If any of that were remotely true it might be. However, it might still me more agreeable than your life self medicated no love having life. MM nailed you when she said how's it feel to have to pin your bank account to the headboard. How long before this one takes you for half you think?
I actually think you're mixing your scotch and lunesta wrong here. I don't ever recall talking about meditation crystals. I'm all ears if someone wants to explain to me what they are cause I have no clue, nor do you. I seem to recall you saying the same shit bluta so maybe you're mixing us up.