I can't commit to that you know it. If you can bang out reps of 5 at 215 at 45s intervals without turning it into a split jerk you will have a modicum of my respect and I will retract the statement that I would bury you. You're still a career drug user but this is what is here at EF so I can't complain.
Fuck, I'm sick of waiting. I'm just gonna film myself doing seated dumbell military press tomorrow. I can't put up no 225, but I'll drink a 22oz of Espresso oak-aged yeti before my set.