College Students: Let's talk about students that suck

[swole]

The guy who wears his 6 year old Birkenstocks to class then slips them off to prop his ugly, hippie-callus ridden, yellow-toed feet on the chair next to / in front of him.

The people who talk on their cell phone without thinking about where, or who they are walking into. Granted, sometimes I need to use the phone in between class, but holy shit that isn't a license to be a retarded neetogetas.

The guy/girl/slut/hippie who walks on the left side of stairways, walkways and other various general paths created for pedestrians.

The guy/girl/fat slut/smelly hippie who runs across the street 2 inches in front of your car subconsciously trying to end their miserable, sheepish life, while coming just short of causing a 3 car pileup because they were almost late for their pussy/cock/cock and beer/bob marley club meeting.

Any girl who talks WAAAAAAAAAY TOOOOOOOOOOO LOOUDDDDDDDDDDDDD on that cellphone about how Ashley told Tanya about Sara's pink notebook and how it doesn't match her blue Erasermate.

Add your own.

 

[Hiatussin]

Those guys that come to class early and install themselves in the middle of the front row with their notebook and pens ready and a mp3 player on the table to record the entire lecture. When asked they explain that every night they replay the lessons and add details to their notes.

They make me feel lazy. im in med. Theres like 6 hours of lessons everyday. dont these people have lives?

am i not allowed to have one then either?

 

[ohashi]

People.

 

[Hiatussin]

The 18 yr old first years girls who get picked up by their moms after lessons

 

[Beachbum1546]

the really hot chicks you want to have sex with so bad but they know they're hot so you can't get any, damnit!

btw, I saw the hottest of the hot today in the gym and i about popped wood right there. she was wearing super tight black spandex shorts. you could see her vagina lines through them... sorry i gotta go. be back in 10.

 

[foreigngirl]

the girls from the country and smaller citties that get away with almost no studieng because they get off in some other more pleasent way

 

[powerslave]

My college days are long over, but I never understood those kids that got all worked up over a test. I was always like "it's just a test, there will be others, get over it, stfu".

 

[-SD-]

jagoffs who work 40 hours a week and take 15+ hours a semester and dont know why their grades are for shit.

 

[eat big]

People who go out and drink every night but bitch about their grades.

People that don't shower.

People who try to push their lifestyle onto you.

People that think you are a nerd for trying to do well in class when it's really just you wanting to have a good future.

People who drink too much alcohol and don't know their limits the first week they are there.

 

[Lestat]

I remember the first one in college a lot, i hated that shit.. very common in San Diego.

 

[silverfish]

People who are great at potions because they study too much.

People who think they screwed up their Ancient Runes test only to find out the aced the exam again.

People from Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry who cast spells before they are legal age.

People who think that Quidditch matches are more important than attracting a mate.

Yeah, I just read the book.

 

[Beachbum1546]

People who are great at potions because they study too much.

People who think they screwed up their Ancient Runes test only to find out the aced the exam again.

People from Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry who cast spells before they are legal age.

People who think that Quidditch matches are more important than attracting a mate.

Yeah, I just read the book.

Is it weird that the only thing I thought about while reading this was that is Hermine going to be hot when she gets older?

 

[redguru]

Is it weird that the only thing I thought about while reading this was that is Hermine going to be hot when she gets older?

Waddya mean when?

 

[redguru]

I keed, I keed. I'm not aj10

 

[Sub-Zero]

highschool.

super cocky kids who smile alot and act like they have nothing to be ashamed of.

i want to beat their teeth in, just because if they were capable of it they would probably do it to me and not even feel bad.

girls, and sometimes guys (although most guys arnt able to be so dumb) who act like they are super sophisticated and smart, but half the things coming out of human mouths, academic, and non, go right over their heads

 

[EnderJE]

Whiny bitches who bitch about others on the intraweb.

 

[markshark]

dudes who wear white cotton button-up shirts, khaki shorts, and sandals that have spiked brown hair and gelled down sideburns and hot girls all over the place that i cant get.....oh wait i just described everyone on the campus but me.

 

[-SD-]

dudes who wear white cotton button-up shirts, khaki shorts, and sandals that have spiked brown hair and gelled down sideburns and hot girls all over the place that i cant get.....oh wait i just described everyone on the campus but me.

sounds like the bruh-squad.

 

[Guinness5.0]

when people do stop-and-chats in the middle of the sidewalk and block it entirely

 

[Buddy_Christ]

People that never attempt to answer questions in a class, even if they know the answer. I have gotten really fed up in a few of my classes being one of the only people willing to answer a question. I had 2 classes with this one professor. In each class, by the mid point of the semester, she'd just look at a select 5 of us every time she asked a question because we were the only ones that ever answered. Either college kids are getting lazier and not keeping up on the readings that they KNOW we will discuss in class, or they're too stupid to remember what they read (and in one of the classes, she assigned some pretty kick ass books).

Flip flops. You look like a fag in them. No you do not look cool.

People that go to class in their pajamas. Hey fuckers, I've got a 35 minute drive to campus every day. I've got 2 kids so I can never get any studying or assignments done until after they go to bed, yet I manage to shower and put on clean clothes every morning.

Cell phones ringing in class...it's not that hard to turn off your ringer before you come to class. Mine gets turned off right after I step out of the car and doesn't go back on until I get back in the car. Is it too hard to turn off your ringer when you walk out of your dorm, or are you too stupid?

I'm sure there's more I can think of. I took this week off because of family issues. By the middle of next week I'll have a longer list.

 

[Beachbum1546]

Cell phones ringing in class...it's not that hard to turn off your ringer before you come to class. Mine gets turned off right after I step out of the car and doesn't go back on until I get back in the car. Is it too hard to turn off your ringer when you walk out of your dorm, or are you too stupid?

great post. this one got my attention because I also hate this one. bitches think they are cool and so popular because you got a phone call during class. they probably ask their friend to call them at a certain time so they can be like, "oh sorry professor, i just have too many friend. hehe" fucking die.

 

[chewyxrage]

fuckin deuschbags in my business group who barely speak english, yet I am to communicate with this person, and they in turn will have to communicate to the class during presentations having an effect on MY GRADE.

people who don't show up to group meetings....I have better things to do than wait for your sorry ass, I don't care if you commute 2 hours, it's your fault for choosing a school so far away


Oh, and people who say "I Know, Right!" Please stop. Especially you dudes. You must have no idea how gheigh you sound.

 

[ohashi]

fuckin deuschbags in my business group who barely speak english, yet I am to communicate with this person, and they in turn will have to communicate to the class during presentations having an effect on MY GRADE.

It's not their fault, they didn't choose to not be able to speak English yet.

 

[chewyxrage]

It's not their fault, they didn't choose to not be able to speak English yet.

If you are in college, in the midwest, you should speak comprehensible English. If you can't, fine - don't take a major that requires massive public speaking. I actually really wouldn't care at all if I didn't think it was going to bring our presentation grade down.

 

[-SD-]

I know, right?

 

[chewyxrage]

I know, right?