Christmas stories or POEMS elitefitness style

[hardasnails2963]

Hey Since the holidays are around do any of you have any Christmas stories or poems ELITE style. Would love to hear about them if you do

 

[hamstershaver]

i put milk and cookies out for santa and soklueles ate them

 

[onebigab]

i put milk and cookies out for santa and soklueles ate them

Be careful she don't eat your fingers.

 

[CFZB]

Twas the night before christmas ,and all through the house...republicans suck...im gonna go lift..bitch

 

[GoldenDelicious]

jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way
oh what fun it is to omfg theres seashell brb

 

[Smurfy]

HELL YEAH im goin tobed